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Bran Astor wrote:Obviously that guy likes Girl Scout Samoas. You'd never see a Thin Mints fan behave so poorly.

That is true! Mint people are smooth and have fresh breath. Samoas people are wild.

Bran Astor wrote:Obviously that guy likes Girl Scout Samoas. You'd never see a Thin Mints fan behave so poorly.

Davelands wrote:That is true! Mint people are smooth and have fresh breath. Samoas people are wild.

Hey, hey! Watch that! Samoa people are awesome!

Girl Scout cookies are disgusting and overpriced!

Prepare for the annoying spammer that is terrorizing NS.

He'll probably be here soon, so just be prepared, get your banhammer out!

Willania imperium, Hessere, Ivivva, and Edreland

Marilyn manson freaks wrote:Prepare for the annoying spammer that is terrorizing NS.

He'll probably be here soon, so just be prepared, get your banhammer out!

He stopped by with his beautiful art a while back. Thanks for the heads up though!

Marilyn manson freaks and Willania imperium

The Holy Principality of Saint Mark wrote:Hey, hey! Watch that! Samoa people are awesome!

Samoas not Samoans!

Ellcrys

Bran Astor wrote:Samoas not Samoans!

Lol!

The Ministry of Internal Affairs (Culture Office) is hiring!

RMB Coordinator(s) - Seeking game-side residents to help plan RMB games & events, create regional poll story arcs, and curate stories for Coffee of the day's This West Pacific Life and Western Edition dispatches. While being on Discord or the forums is preferred, it is not required for this staffing. This position mirrors the off-site Gaming Commissioner (also hiring).

One of my goals as Minister is to forge stronger bonds between TWP's on-site and off-site communities. I need your help to accomplish it. Interested parties should send me a telegram.

Willania imperium, Ivivva, and Portingale

A flying turtle

a flying turtle slowly flies over the West Pacific

Aerilia wrote:Fact of the day: Turtles lived on earth before dinosaurs did.

Malphe iv wrote:Does that include Baby turtle?

Aerilia wrote:Um... yes? I think

And me?

Malphe, Chervil, Aerilia, Hessere, and 1 otherMalphe iv

What just happened? That spammer?

Ivivva

A flying turtle wrote:a flying turtle slowly flies over the West Pacific
And me?

Yes of course

Gryphonian Alliance, Willania imperium, Hessere, and A flying turtle

If I join my friends alliance can I come back here?

I'm back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

Big Bad Badger, Serrus, Willania imperium, and A flying turtle

sips coffee

Virginian inquisitors, Zazumo, The United Republic of Westend, Kawaii schoolgirl, and 4 othersSerrus, Willania imperium, Hessere, and A flying turtle

Good morning TWP, how has everyone's week been so far?

Big Bad Badger and Chervil

Zazumo wrote:Good morning TWP, how has everyone's week been so far?

Good afternoon! Not too bad. How was yours?

Finch island wrote:Good afternoon! Not too bad. How was yours?

Quiet and relaxing. Wish they were all like this! :P

Post by Powerful and prosperous korea suppressed by Davelands.

Powerful and prosperous korea

If you are an admirer of Supreme-Leader Kim Jong Un or a North Korea based nation, move to The United DPRK of Korea, to be part of a powerful and prosperous region.

Powerful and prosperous korea, representative for The United DPRK of Korea

Vol. 2: The Real World is Burning Alive And We're Here Being Enlightened Armchair Warriors Playing A Nation Simulator
Hosted By Your Favorite 14th Century Gong Farmer: Hessere
And now... A little trip down memory lane. I'm sure some of you remember the Better than RL U.N. from the age when Windows XP was revolutionary and airport security first became absolutely impossible and useless nonetheless.

If you don't, then surely you've heard of it somewhere, but if you like ignoring all the external info of everything then let me give you a quick refresher:

It was the organization before the WA (World Assembly) came into existence and passed, itself, over 240 resolutions before the actual UN, realizing Saddam Hussein was dead and not realizing every other world-breaking disaster at the time and probably having wet dreams of how many nations in it the NS version had, came knocking on Max Barry's doors and made him remove it, because he used their trademarked logo.

And so, he in his fury created the World Assembly so people that like to pretend they're actually doing something important don't feel even more useless than they already were. Speaks volumes about the real-life UN, doesn't it? So you can now expect me to diss this mess like this annoyingly throughout the volume. Or you can tell me I'm trash because this is the internet. Doesn't matter either way.

A/N (Author's Note): That's a lot of reads and upvotes. Well, I guess it's time for the obligatory "thank you" and realizing that I now have expectations I have to live up to.

Also... A tribute to a fallen friend here in The West Pacific. Yy4u recently CTE'd (Ceased to exist) not too long ago. I barely knew him, I was only here for the last few months of his tenure. I think you all remember him one way or another, having been here for so long, surviving all but a few people. All of us except for the nations that came in this past month or so will remember him fondly.

Presses F

2. The Organization That's As Useless As A Post-WWII League Of Nations... Oh Wait... Oh Wait...

Good ol' WA. You pass resolutions practically equivalent to Elementary School student government and allow corrupted nations to rule with an iron fist completely unchecked.

You "condemn" and "liberate" and "commend" from your plush velvet chair oh-so-far away from the action by giving them the shiny or the naughty badge. Aside from that, I barely see your reason for existing aside from raiding besides allowing roleplayers to think that they actually matter like you do sometimes.

In short, it's very frankly quite useless. It doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things, but then the critics would woe the then game's lack of features. But hey! Endorsements! Sweet, sweet, endorsements...

Lol lack of content

I need to fill my dispatch space with something, and apparently spaghetti marinara won't do. So I guess I'll do another segment on...

...Stereotyped NATIONS & REGIONS (Mostly The Latter)

Lazarus, Balder, and Osiris:

They're all either old folks' homes or nostalgia nuts that apparently are lazy enough to let their nations die.

Only the latter is relevant, the former known only in passive manner, and the mid is basically an obscure, Scandinavian wasteland that somehow manages to fail in the RMB Department severely.

Their residents can turn "can I borrow something?" into

"Dear sir/madam/preferable pronoun, may I, upholding my duty, engage in the action of possessing one or more of your articles or objects for an unspecified period of time and commence in my needed action within that period, once said period over hand you or cohort(s) back the later specified article/item/object in which I have already partaken in its utility and so no longer require, thus switching back said ownership and allotting you, once more, of the said article that you will now have."

The unfortunate thing is, I'm not sure if it actually is that far from the truth.

And Now... The Places To Be If You're Brain Dead
  • The Rejected Realms for more than 30 seconds

  • Regions clearly marked as "Filled with RP trash"...
    No, another North Korean region is just not what we ordered. We wanted a Taco Bell Value Meal. BURRITOS GUUUUUD.

  • Extremists (of any kind) that that should always carry a label saying "I do weird things online" Or, rather, anybody who calls you a "hedonist" or "capitalist pig". Their lives must be pretty awkward.

  • The internet

Wrap-Up

Okay then, that's the feature. As you can see, I went with some new formatting this time for a better, smarter, and generally less noobier look, because I'm an insecure edgelord.

Like always, you can TG (Telegram) me for jokes and other things though nobody ever does, and as always, keep on reading! I just want more upvotes

Speaking of which, do you like the new format or just want me to keep the old one? You can TG me about that too. All criticism and feedback is welcome, and thank you for taking your time to actually read this shebang.
Read factbook

New volume out.

Kawaii schoolgirl

It's a pleasure to see thin mints in the lead, I need to go get some soon while I can.

Bran Astor and Wati-land

smh keebler does it better ;(

Big Bad Badger, Willania imperium, Bran Astor, and Hessere

Here's your Karaoke Friday Playlist (Feb 23, 2018) - 18 songs, 1 hr 59 min

https://open.spotify.com/user/nsbgp/playlist/0VLq9RYqXwd33uaoABd1iU?si=g_czGgUqRHytDG2UI4st4w

KF7 (Feb 16, 2018) - 51 songs, 3 hr 47 min - https://open.spotify.com/user/nsbgp/playlist/6vPbbVbugir3ABWa0qFi7C?si=JbK-2bMIRWi9VADvnLoKCw
KF6 (Feb 9, 2018) - 24 songs, 1 hr 50 min - https://open.spotify.com/user/nsbgp/playlist/3dP0W7buNbwfnyhAQ19V3b?si=4STaqi5QSs2ry1it9RHfbQ
KF5 (Feb 2, 2018) - 36 songs, 2 hr 8 min - https://open.spotify.com/user/nsbgp/playlist/4LBVCxYbJ3uflhD4aK8NTK?si=D-Vg0ieITnuT8P9GQ2bJuQ
KF4 (Jan 26, 2018) - 39 songs, 2 hr 36 min - https://open.spotify.com/user/nsbgp/playlist/1PepcCjTAImdPZhwnYTUIg?si=acOePqvSQoSBv6n5bdkCfA
KF3 (Jan 19, 2018) - 76 songs, 4 hr 48 min - https://open.spotify.com/user/nsbgp/playlist/4MYqPgd5vSIpnVjPUcbtwt?si=g0zn4hhgQwOA_-gZqYalrA
KF2 (Jan 12, 2018) - 26 songs, 1 hr 50 min - https://open.spotify.com/user/nsbgp/playlist/30G22jHq6WCBrxBSdFbh8e
KF1 (Jan 5, 2018) - 38 songs, 2hr 58 min - https://open.spotify.com/user/nsbgp/playlist/0xJOkX3gP8ureYfj3UzzKX

Arotania and Ivivva

The Federal Republic of Cabarrus greets you all!

Ravetti and Wati-land

oh wow my agriculture sector grew by 57,940% lmao

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