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(*likes all the posts, pretending he knows how Skyrim works*)

Wobbegong wrote:

(4 days ago: Following new legislation in Graag Brom, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.)
(Plus the Harpy, or whatever a hagraven is.
Hag
Raven
Hag Raven.
No bulli Ravyn.)
(*Timeline changed*
*Kat is her own mother now*)

(Idiotic local financial policy that popped up in a few places which was removed and resulted in the revocation+replacement of a few local barons. *Sound of Dino gleefully purging said corrupt local rulers from positions of power.*)
(Minus Harpy/Hagraven. And comparing Hagravens to Ravyn is an insult to Ravyn.)
(Thankfully it didn't result in that or anything akin, but there was an incident of such nature thanks to Daedric shenanigans... Although neither will likely ever speak of it, there are stories in the City of Markarth to this day of Shigor and a 'pale, pink-haired, half-elf.' drunkenly trashing the city's Temple of Dibella.)

Wobbegong wrote:

(Any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning until 7 a.m., when The Purge concludes.)
(Aye.)
(Kat is half elf.
>Mum is Vampire
>Daddy is Orc
>Elf...)

(Haha...! No.)
(Ravyn>Hagravens who are revered by crazy Reachmen.)
(Orsimer/Orc=Mer=Elf.)

Graag brom wrote:

(Haha...! No.)
(Ravyn>Hagravens who are revered by crazy Reachmen.)
(Orsimer=Mer=Elf.)

(:P)
(Yus)
(...Huh...that's...strange, classifying Orsimer as Elves...)

Wobbegong wrote:

(:P)
(Yus)
(...Huh...that's...strange, classifying Orsimer as Elves...)

(They're the descendants of the elven worshipers of Trinimac who became the Daedric Prince Malacath, and have the signature pointy ears... They were listed under the Betmer/Beastfolk like Argonians and Khajiit for a long time, before Dino finally got rid of that racist/specist nonsense in academia and gave Orsimer their proper elven recognition.)

Nantoraka wrote:

(also, that's racist, you're oppressing the forsworn)

("Be thankful we let you have your own king in your hold, be thankful we fixed the land distribution, be thankful you are allowed to follow your own gods no matter the distaste we have for them... Be thankful to your former High King, who secured the peace, and your Emperor under whom's rule liberty has been brought. Your radicals just brought death and destruction." - Local patriotic retired Legionary in the Reach.)

East carmonia wrote:

((Speaking of the certain High King Grandson...
*The many of the young people ruled by this aforementioned grandson have recently began writing fanfics about palace life, particularly about the High King and his Queen/Court Mage. Some stories have even wound up in local newspapers....*)

almost missed this gem

"Local degenerate newspapers publish smut of leaders, for some reason is seen as perfectly acceptable by said leaders"

Nantoraka wrote:

Top search on Archive of Our Own is "carmonian leader NSFW fanfiction" likely followed by "x" and then another male leader

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Foxfound wrote:

(Afternoon for me, but only just.)

(Ha)
(How is everyone tho?)

(How many Vers puppets exist I wonder?)

East carmonia wrote:

(How many Vers puppets exist I wonder?)

(Roughly 28 based on the following:
Every nation in Versilian Hegemony.
Kyneland
Bryttein
Baltic livonia
Shin-nippon-teikoku
Arbeitersreich[CTE'D]
Storrike[CTE'D]
Eassex[CTE'D, I think it got replaced by Bryttein.]
Tyskylvania[CTE'D, apparently got replaced by Wyrmsthal[?]]
Kitatani[CTE'D, became and was replaced by Shin-Nippon-Teikoku.]
Oswyn islands
Cradlehurst[CTE'D]
Slomikova[CTE'D]

Note:Possibly more that I managed to miss due to CTE'ing without posts to track down or I just didn't look in the right place for.)

Graag brom wrote:

(Roughly 28 based on the following:
Every nation in Versilian Hegemony.
Kyneland
Bryttein
Baltic livonia
Shin-nippon-teikoku
Arbeitersreich[CTE'D]
Storrike[CTE'D]
Eassex[CTE'D, I think it got replaced by Bryttein.]
Tyskylvania[CTE'D, apparently got replaced by Wyrmsthal[?]]
Kitatani[CTE'D, became and was replaced by Shin-Nippon-Teikoku.]
Oswyn islands
Cradlehurst[CTE'D]
Slomikova[CTE'D]

Note:Possibly more that I managed to miss due to CTE'ing without posts to track down or I just didn't look in the right place for.)

(>versilia has a region for all his puppets)