The Toilet BowlBoard

1. Excitable: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

2. Sociable: Joins friends in a piss whether he has to go or not.

3. Cross eyed: Looks into urinal or left, pisses into one in center, flushes one on the right.

4. Nosey: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

5. Timid: Cannot urinate if someone is watching, flushes urinal as if he has already used it, sneaks back later.

6. Indifferent: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

7. Clever: No hands, shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pisses on floor.

8. Worried: Is not sure of what he has been into lately, makes quick inspection.

9. Absentminded: opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10. Sneaky: Farts silently while leaking, acts innocent.

11. Childish: Leaks directly into bottom of urinal, likes to watch it bubble.

12. Efficient: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

13. Tough: Bangs dick along side of urinal to dry it.

14. Fat: Has to back up and take a long, blind shot at the urinal, misses, pisses on shoe.

15. Little: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

16. Drunk: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.