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The unified states of americana wrote:Speakers of Shakespearean English be like:
Agheth goawayeth youeth anoyingeth wencheth!

Try reading this. This is an excerpt from The Canterbury Tales, which is written in Middle English.

"Whan that Aprill, with his shoores soote,
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote
and bathed every veyne in swich licour
of which vertu engendred is the flour."

How to pronounce it: https://youtu.be/8fxy6ZaMOq8 (skip to 1:42 to hear it)

Stickmin, I've seen your telegram and wanted to respond but you seem to have blocked telegrams from me :"(

Volaworand, Proctethia, Wi sd ea d, and New Goldman

New Goldman wrote:Try reading this. This is an excerpt from The Canterbury Tales, which is written in Middle English.

"Whan that Aprill, with his shoores soote,
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote
and bathed every veyne in swich licour
of which vertu engendred is the flour."

How to pronounce it: https://youtu.be/8fxy6ZaMOq8 (skip to 1:42 to hear it)

Chaucer is bae

The unified states of americana wrote:Speakers of Shakespearean English be like:
Agheth goawayeth youeth anoyingeth wencheth!

SOMEONE BROUGHT UP SHAKESPEARE WITHOUT TELLING ME!?

I HATH BEEN SUMMONED.

Proctethia, Wi sd ea d, and The unified states of americana

The unified states of americana wrote:Speakers of Shakespearean English be like:
Agheth goawayeth youeth anoyingeth wencheth!

What is love? Lady thou woundest,
thou woundest, mine heart.

Oh I know not whither thou art,
or wherefore thou tearest us apart
If ever thou beest mine, giv'st me a sign

What is love? Lady thou woundest,
thou woundest, mine heart.

I know not what can granted be,
for doth not my freedom rest with thee?
What shall remain if we are twain?
Alack, I beseech

What is love? Lady thou woundest,
thou woundest, mine heart.

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:SOMEONE BROUGHT UP SHAKESPEARE WITHOUT TELLING ME!?

I HATH BEEN SUMMONED.

DIRE PROPERTY?? USURP IMMEDIATELY

GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!

Volaworand, Proctethia, and Wi sd ea d

The unified states of americana

Kandorith wrote:What is love? Lady thou woundest,
thou woundest, mine heart.

Oh I know not whither thou art,
or wherefore thou tearest us apart
If ever thou beest mine, giv'st me a sign

What is love? Lady thou woundest,
thou woundest, mine heart.

I know not what can granted be,
for doth not my freedom rest with thee?
What shall remain if we are twain?
Alack, I beseech

What is love? Lady thou woundest,
thou woundest, mine heart.

Bruh readeth thy telegrams

The unified states of americana wrote:Bruh readeth thy telegrams

Thou hast remindethed me of this: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/46/5d/a5/465da5f7a81e93b486250da3693853c9.jpg

Proctethia and Wi sd ea d

Coup Tuesday?! The king of the land hath seized control!

Post by Kandorith suppressed by Volaworand.

Or of course one which ALWAYS gets me:

All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots
Best ye go, best ye go
Outrun my bow
All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots
Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow

Wi sd ea d

Kandorith wrote:Coup Tuesday?! The king of the land hath seized control!

Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.

Proctethia and Wi sd ea d

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.

't wast a murder most foul, the perpetrator shalt beest did amerce!

(Man old English is silly but it sounds amazing)

Kandorith wrote:'t wast a murder most foul, the perpetrator shalt beest did amerce!

(Man old English is silly but it sounds amazing)

Inquire me first what Danskers are in Paris.

Proctethia and Wi sd ea d

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Inquire me first what Danskers are in Paris.

Than your particular demands will touch it.
Take you, as ’twere, some distant knowledge of him,
As thus: “I know his father and his friends,
And, in part, him.” Do you mark this, Reynaldo?

That's it, time to listen to some "Bardcore"

Proctethia, Wi sd ea d, Western Fardelshufflestein, and The unified states of americana

Kandorith wrote:Than your particular demands will touch it.
Take you, as ’twere, some distant knowledge of him,
As thus: “I know his father and his friends,
And, in part, him.” Do you mark this, Reynaldo?

That's it, time to listen to some "Bardcore"

Do the boys carry it away?

Proctethia and Wi sd ea d

Anyway enough with the silliness, I need to focus on the Nationstates World Cup now :P

Kandorith wrote:Anyway enough with the silliness, I need to focus on the Nationstates World Cup now :P

*Dramatic Hamlet noises*

Proctethia, Wi sd ea d, and Shangyuen

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:*Dramatic Hamlet noises*

More like *Asian prayer noises and gongs/bells* :P

Proctethia, Wi sd ea d, Western Fardelshufflestein, and Shangyuen

Post by New Goldman suppressed by Auphelia.

Kandorith wrote:'t wast a murder most foul, the perpetrator shalt beest did amerce!

(Man old English is silly but it sounds amazing)

Father's Prayer

"Faeder ure pu pe eart on heofonum;
si pi nama gehalgod, to becume pin rice
gewurpe din willa, on eordan swa swa on
heofonum."

Tracked the Kandorese World Cup performances all the way back to WC67.... we're at 86 now. From here I need to track back the nation's performance since their first appearance: qualifying for World Cup 55.

I spend way too much time on this... *cries*

Proctethia, Wi sd ea d, Western Fardelshufflestein, and Shangyuen

Wi sd ea d

Has anyone been sitting in your bed... and just started vibing?
anyways, goodnight TSP!

SOUTH PACIFIC INDEPENDENT NEWS NETWORK

Today in Real News:
• Legislators have accused Panda of forcing Foreign Minister Jay Coop to decline to seek re-election, during a heated Assembly debate this afternoon...

SPINN
Year 18 | 22 September 2020

REAL NEWS
PANDA'S INFLUENCE GROWS AS THEY CLEAR THE FIELD FOR A CABINET RUN
Gale Weathers | News Editor

Legislators have accused Panda of forcing Foreign Minister Jay Coop to decline to seek re-election, during a heated Assembly debate this afternoon.

The debate, which was supposed to deal primarily with the proposal to abolish the Local Council, soon devolved into a discussion on Foreign Minister Jay Coop’s decision not to seek a second term, allegedly due to personal reasons. Some legislators expressed a concern that this decision was taken under duress and might involve Panda trying to clear out any possible opposition in their quest to become Minister of Foreign Affairs in the upcoming October Cabinet Elections.

This accusation gained strength after it was revealed that Jay Coop’s announcement was released shortly after the Minister had a prolonged meeting with Panda. While the meeting was private, and even support staff were kept out, a senior ministry official who spoke on condition of anonymity said that Jay Coop came out of the meeting with slumped shoulders, while Panda left in seemingly high spirits.

Legislators have also criticised the Prosecutor General’s Office for their decision on Sunday not to prosecutor Panda for lampshade smuggling, tax evasion and fraud. The announcement surprised many, particularly legislators who had access to the underlying evidence and believed that there was a strong case to continue investigation. The official investigation, which was unusually swift for such a complex case, concluded with a statement that "there is no evidence whatsoever that Panda participated in any smuggling operations".

This paper has come to know that the Prosecutor General had obtained, as part of its investigation, surveillance videos that showed Panda personally directing lampshade smuggling operations at the Interregional Seaport. It is unclear what became of this evidence or under what grounds it was dismissed; the Prosecutor General’s Office declined to comment on the matter.

With Panda’s influence growing, some legislators are expressing concern that Panda might be influential enough to win a Cabinet seat, despite their association with the Dirty Lampshades.

The South Pacific Independent News Network (SPINN) is an independent news organisation established in 2003 with the goal of providing good, insightful and timely commentary on regional events for the citizens of the South Pacific. This publication is satirical and does not necessarily reflect the facts or the views of the Editorial Board. Content is published via pseudonyms. The SPINN is not associated with the Government of the South Pacific.

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Volaworand, Proctethia, Wi sd ea d, and Shangyuen

The unified states of americana

Drystar

Hey, can I put the entire communist manifesto in a spoiler?

Proctethia, Wi sd ea d, and Shangyuen

So here is what I call a "satirical introduction" to myself. The real life me. Its utterly redacted on some parts because I don't wanna reveal loads of stuff about me. Have fun reading..

nation=new_goldman/detail=factbook/id=1436522

Volaworand, Proctethia, Wi sd ea d, and Shangyuen

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