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Drystar wrote:Maybe you should stop judging others so harshly because they respond to your polls in ways you give them.

I lay these traps in my polls to catch the unwary.

I believe in choice, no? And yet they continue to make terrible choices. A shame.

Drystar, Midand, Lily pad nation, East lodge, and 5 othersProctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Auphelia wrote:I lay these traps in my polls to catch the unwary.

I believe in choice, no? And yet they continue to make terrible choices. A shame.

Who are you to call their choices terrible? I’ve seen you use the wrong fork for the salad, you’ve no room to talk after that.

Auphelia, Midand, Lily pad nation, East lodge, and 6 othersProctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, Western fardelshufflestein, and Purple Hyacinth

Drystar wrote:Who are you to call their choices terrible? I’ve seen you use the wrong fork for the salad, you’ve no room to talk after that.

Such horrible crimes, those are.

Drystar, Midand, East lodge, Proctethia, and 4 othersSteampunk engineers, Melicorium, Western fardelshufflestein, and Purple Hyacinth

Drystar wrote:Who are you to call their choices terrible? I’ve seen you use the wrong fork for the salad, you’ve no room to talk after that.

Well I had already used the salad fork to stab that insolent waiter, and type O blood doesn’t pair well with arugula. Tsk.

It was their fault, really. Touching the bottle to the rim of my glass? So unprofessional.

Drystar, Midand, East lodge, Proctethia, and 4 othersSteampunk engineers, Melicorium, Purple Hyacinth, and Saint Cinder

Auphelia wrote:Well I had already used the salad fork to stab that insolent waiter, and type O blood doesn’t pair well with arugula. Tsk.

It was their fault, really. Touching the bottle to the rim of my glass? So unprofessional.

So I take it you gave them a good tip?

East lodge, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Auphelia wrote:Well I had already used the salad fork to stab that insolent waiter, and type O blood doesn’t pair well with arugula. Tsk.

It was their fault, really. Touching the bottle to the rim of my glass? So unprofessional.

I didn’t mind that part, it was you throwing your fish fork across the room at the busboy that caused that cute redhead coat check girl to huff out of there, before I had a chance to ask her out. You’re horrible for my dating life when your blood sugar goes off.

Auphelia, Midand, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and 3 othersMelicorium, Purple Hyacinth, and Saint Cinder

Drystar wrote:I didn’t mind that part, it was you throwing your fish fork across the room at the busboy that caused that cute redhead coat check girl to huff out of there, before I had a chance to ask her out. You’re horrible for my dating life when your blood sugar goes off.

If she can't handle a minor inconvenient situation she isn't right for you. Rule number one from the Gods of love: Always trust your wingman.

Drystar, Midand, East lodge, Proctethia, and 3 othersSteampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

I'm the 365th most influential nation in the world.
If all of the most influential nations on the world were on a calendar, I'd be December 31st.
EDIT: Unless it's a Leap Year, then I'd be the 30th

Midand, Lily pad nation, East lodge, Proctethia, and 4 othersBriteannia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Saint Cinder wrote:If she can't handle a minor inconvenient situation she isn't right for you. Rule number one from the Gods of love: Always trust your wingman.

Sounds about right, Chief

Midand, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and 2 othersPurple Hyacinth, and Saint Cinder

Concrete Slab wrote:I'm the 365th most influential nation in the world.
If all of the most influential nations on the world were on a calendar, I'd be December 31st.

except when february is 29 days. Then you would be the 30th.

Midand, Concrete Slab, East lodge, Proctethia, and 3 othersSteampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Briteannia wrote:except when february is 29 days. Then you would be the 30th.

See edited post :P

Midand, East lodge, Proctethia, Briteannia, and 3 othersSteampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Saint Cinder wrote:If she can't handle a minor inconvenient situation she isn't right for you. Rule number one from the Gods of love: Always trust your wingman.

Minor?!? She introduced me to ex wives 17, 34, and 57. She’s evil I tell you, evil.

Auphelia, East lodge, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and 3 othersMelicorium, Purple Hyacinth, and Saint Cinder

Hello humans.

Midand, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Drystar wrote:Minor?!? She introduced me to ex wives 17, 34, and 57. She’s evil I tell you, evil.

Tsk tsk sinner, clearly you failed to read the small text at the bottom in the Wingman Contract! Wingmen aren't suppose to save your marriage thats what blackmail is for! If anything I say she is the most successful wingman in history considering how many hookups you have gotten.

Now go on Yelp and give her five stars and be ever so thankful you are a modern day Henry VIII!

Drystar, East lodge, Proctethia, Briteannia, and 3 othersSteampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Shangyuen

Drystar wrote:

Minor?!? She introduced me to ex wives 17, 34, and 57. She’s evil I tell you, evil.

3 of them out of at least 57

Drystar, Proctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk engineers, and 2 othersMelicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Drystar wrote:Minor?!? She introduced me to ex wives 17, 34, and 57. She’s evil I tell you, evil.

And I was ex-wives 4, 7, 34, 35, 36, and 89.

Honestly, I had to do so much running around for #34, introducing you to myself in a red wig and monocle. The mountain chalet that divorce got me was worth it, though.

Drystar wrote:I didn’t mind that part, it was you throwing your fish fork across the room at the busboy that caused that cute redhead coat check girl to huff out of there, before I had a chance to ask her out. You’re horrible for my dating life when your blood sugar goes off.

The zefir was stodgy, darling! A light confectionery should not be stodgy! I can accept many things, my dear. Resignations. Confessions. Accolades.

But terrible food? Never! He’s just lucky the carving knife was out of reach.

Drystar, Midand, East lodge, Proctethia, and 3 othersSteampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Strange-land wrote:I should change my motto to, you can't have a great depression if there's no economy to crash!

Why is it still "Peace and justice"?

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

*sips some SPHOT*
Hello.

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Two days before I leave for vacation, I'm so excited! ^-^

Drystar, Auphelia, Midand, Lily pad nation, and 5 othersProctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Oh crap im screwed

Si-topia wrote:Two days before I leave for vacation, I'm so excited! ^-^

Where are you going?

Si-topia, Midand, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Si-topia wrote:Two days before I leave for vacation, I'm so excited! ^-^

I'm already on vacation! :D

Si-topia, Midand, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Oh crap im screwed

Briteannia wrote:I'm already on vacation! :D

Does it look anything like my flag?

Proctethia, Briteannia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

👋 hello🤗 TSP.

Proctethia, Briteannia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Oh crap im screwed wrote:Does it look anything like my flag?

It is not a seaside holiday.

Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Si-topia wrote:Two days before I leave for vacation, I'm so excited! ^-^

Oh, holidays are quite lovely!

Where are you going, dear? Somewhere nice and isolated, I hope.

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