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I lay these traps in my polls to catch the unwary.
I believe in choice, no? And yet they continue to make terrible choices. A shame.
Drystar, Midand, Lily pad nation, East lodge, and 5 othersProctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth
Who are you to call their choices terrible? I’ve seen you use the wrong fork for the salad, you’ve no room to talk after that.
Auphelia, Midand, Lily pad nation, East lodge, and 6 othersProctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, Western fardelshufflestein, and Purple Hyacinth
Such horrible crimes, those are.
Drystar, Midand, East lodge, Proctethia, and 4 othersSteampunk engineers, Melicorium, Western fardelshufflestein, and Purple Hyacinth
Well I had already used the salad fork to stab that insolent waiter, and type O blood doesn’t pair well with arugula. Tsk.
It was their fault, really. Touching the bottle to the rim of my glass? So unprofessional.
Drystar, Midand, East lodge, Proctethia, and 4 othersSteampunk engineers, Melicorium, Purple Hyacinth, and Saint Cinder
So I take it you gave them a good tip?
East lodge, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth
I didn’t mind that part, it was you throwing your fish fork across the room at the busboy that caused that cute redhead coat check girl to huff out of there, before I had a chance to ask her out. You’re horrible for my dating life when your blood sugar goes off.
Auphelia, Midand, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and 3 othersMelicorium, Purple Hyacinth, and Saint Cinder
If she can't handle a minor inconvenient situation she isn't right for you. Rule number one from the Gods of love: Always trust your wingman.
Drystar, Midand, East lodge, Proctethia, and 3 othersSteampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth
I'm the 365th most influential nation in the world.
If all of the most influential nations on the world were on a calendar, I'd be December 31st.
EDIT: Unless it's a Leap Year, then I'd be the 30th
Midand, Lily pad nation, East lodge, Proctethia, and 4 othersBriteannia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth
Sounds about right, Chief
Midand, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and 2 othersPurple Hyacinth, and Saint Cinder
except when february is 29 days. Then you would be the 30th.
Midand, Concrete Slab, East lodge, Proctethia, and 3 othersSteampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth
See edited post :P
Midand, East lodge, Proctethia, Briteannia, and 3 othersSteampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth
Minor?!? She introduced me to ex wives 17, 34, and 57. She’s evil I tell you, evil.
Auphelia, East lodge, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and 3 othersMelicorium, Purple Hyacinth, and Saint Cinder
Hello humans.
Midand, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth
Tsk tsk sinner, clearly you failed to read the small text at the bottom in the Wingman Contract! Wingmen aren't suppose to save your marriage thats what blackmail is for! If anything I say she is the most successful wingman in history considering how many hookups you have gotten.
Now go on Yelp and give her five stars and be ever so thankful you are a modern day Henry VIII!
Drystar, East lodge, Proctethia, Briteannia, and 3 othersSteampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth
3 of them out of at least 57
Drystar, Proctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk engineers, and 2 othersMelicorium, and Purple Hyacinth
And I was ex-wives 4, 7, 34, 35, 36, and 89.
Honestly, I had to do so much running around for #34, introducing you to myself in a red wig and monocle. The mountain chalet that divorce got me was worth it, though.
The zefir was stodgy, darling! A light confectionery should not be stodgy! I can accept many things, my dear. Resignations. Confessions. Accolades.
But terrible food? Never! He’s just lucky the carving knife was out of reach.
Drystar, Midand, East lodge, Proctethia, and 3 othersSteampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth
Why is it still "Peace and justice"?
Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth
*sips some SPHOT*
Hello.
Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth
Two days before I leave for vacation, I'm so excited! ^-^
Drystar, Auphelia, Midand, Lily pad nation, and 5 othersProctethia, Briteannia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth
Where are you going?
Si-topia, Midand, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth
I'm already on vacation! :D
Si-topia, Midand, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth
Does it look anything like my flag?
Proctethia, Briteannia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth
👋 hello🤗 TSP.
Proctethia, Briteannia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth
It is not a seaside holiday.
Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth
Oh, holidays are quite lovely!
Where are you going, dear? Somewhere nice and isolated, I hope.
Drystar, Si-topia, Midand, Lily pad nation, and 4 othersProctethia, Briteannia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth
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