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Techolandia wrote:Welcome to The South Pacific, commonly acronymed TSP! *I am giving you a link to the TSP RMB rules.*

Why not just welcome them all in one post? Saves you from making the exact same post a million times and saves everyone else from reading the same post a million times :P

Lily pad nation, Agalaesia, and Proctethia

Agalaesia wrote:But then, if it collapsed, it lead to Psomwhere?

(Oldies, Geddit?)

(I have watched that movie. That's how I knew that Tevye mentions a stairway to nowhere elsewhere in the song.)

Drystar wrote:Is that before or after that orphanage? You keep racking up these frequent cargo miles, our shipping container might get stacked on the upper level one of these times.

And how do you screw up tamales?

Why is it always the new, wet behind the ears nations that pull this stuff? Why is it never someone like Roavin, who I think would make a wonderful second tier Bond villain with his sub lair.

What does Roavin have which I dont!

Nakarisaune wrote:Why not just welcome them all in one post? Saves you from making the exact same post a million times and saves everyone else from reading the same post a million times :P

because I go through the posts in order, and each time I see a new nation, I do not know how many pages are until the next new nation.

Drystar wrote:

Why is it always the new, wet behind the ears nations that pull this stuff? Why is it never someone like Roavin, who I think would make a wonderful second tier Bond villain with his sub lair.

I feel that, if you categorize members of TSP into bond villains, the LC is part of a clever, organised crime gang, distributing NotHeroin, while the cabinet sits holding clothes.

Indianism wrote:Hi all. New to this game, now to south Pacific. What should i do? What should i focus on?

Kastaneci wrote:Hi

Welcome to The South Pacific, commonly acronymed TSP! *I am giving you a link to the TSP RMB rules.*

United tribes of new zealand

Warzone Australia

Zess wrote:What did Warzone Australia do to deserve us pulling our embassy?

We just got raided and the people started the closure of a bunch of embassies.

Rhodisia 2 electric boogaloo wrote:yooooo

Welcome to The South Pacific, commonly acronymed TSP! *I am giving you a link to the TSP RMB rules.*

Agalaesia wrote:I feel that, if you categorize members of TSP into bond villains, the LC is part of a clever, organised crime gang, distributing NotHeroin, while the cabinet sits holding clothes.

Like League of Shadows as top tier and The Godfather .. lower tier?

Drystar wrote:Hello my fellow nations, I’ve seen some of you worrying about the upcoming Z-day event. Rest assured, when you fall under the avalanche of undead, your memory will be preserved in our highly automated digital transference system. Or conversely, I’ll forget to pay the electric bill and you’ll be untimely shut off. It’s all a gamble anyway.

Now, for those of you new to our home game version, it’s always best to start with research into cure missiles. The more you research, and the more your people are cured by others, the better you’ll be at helping others.

For those interested in kill squads, the more of your people killed, the better your squads are at killing zombies.

And for those embracing the horde, I think you’ll get taught rapidly why that’s not a sound idea.

Now that I’ve given you the base idea, let me make one thing perfectly clear. If I’m set to cure, and I see one kill squad hit my nation, I’m going to note who did that, then when I’ve fully researched both kill and cure, I'm going to actively host about a billion zombies, and I’ll knock you out of the z day event, this is the only warning I’m giving this year.

Another note, if you’re set to cure or kill, if someone hits you with a wave or two of zombies, you can switch over to zombie production, so check your nations somewhat regularly. If I see no attempt at building cure or kill, just straight zombie, you go right to the top of my list for removal.

Since kill squads kill a certain number of zombies each time and cure missiles cure a certain percentage of zombies each time, then it is better to use cure missiles on nations with a lot of zombies and to use kill squads on nations with less zombies.
All nations should keep this in mind in order to maximize the efficiency of these tactical weapons.

Techolandia wrote:Since kill squads kill a certain number of zombies each time and cure missiles cure a certain percentage of zombies each time, then it is better to use cure missiles on nations with a lot of zombies and to use kill squads on nations with less zombies.
All nations should keep this in mind in order to maximize the efficiency of these tactical weapons.

Why dont we join the hordes

Techolandia wrote:because I go through the posts in order, and each time I see a new nation, I do not know how many pages are until the next new nation.

Maybe you could copy the quotes, paste them somewhere all together, and post them together when you've gone through all the posts? Obviously I'm not a mod here and I'm not saying you're doing anything wrong, just I'm a fan of efficiency and it drives me crazy seeing the same thing so many times when so much time could be saved! :P

Techolandia and Proctethia

Xegthunith wrote:Why dont we join the hordes

Do not embrace the hordes! Do not invest the region with zombies!

Techolandia wrote:Do not embrace the hordes! Do not invest the region with zombies!

Why not?
Embrace the dark side, join usssss

Techolandia

Nakarisaune wrote:Maybe you could copy the quotes, paste them somewhere all together, and post them together when you've gone through all the posts? Obviously I'm not a mod here and I'm not saying you're doing anything wrong, just I'm a fan of efficiency and it drives me crazy seeing the same thing so many times when so much time could be saved! :P

Okay; thank you for the suggestion.

Oliza wrote:Huh, guess I’ll just get some holy water ready, gonna have to give it some time though, takes a while to boil the hell outa water

Ha, amusing.

Oliza and Proctethia

(Rubs eyes)
Good morning TSP!

YES ITS A SATURDAY!!!

Xegthunith wrote:Why not?
Embrace the dark side, join usssss

(Bombards you with Tactical Zombie Elimination Squads from multiple puppets)
Yep

United tribes of new zealand wrote:We just got raided and the people started the closure of a bunch of embassies.

Eh, raiding a Warzone is a piece of cake. I’m kind of surprised it doesn’t happen more often.

United tribes of new zealand, Techolandia, Proctethia, and Xegthunith

Xegthunith wrote:Why dont we join the hordes

Go ahead, won’t stop you from trying. But don’t cry when one of my kill squads wipes out your population

Techolandia, Uunited Islands, Qawe, Proctethia, and 1 otherXegthunith

Xegthunith wrote:*Hands scrabble away the ground earth as the unknown creature pulls itself up from its self imposed grave, grasping for air, it runs into the TSP Mountains*

Welcome to The South Pacific, commonly acronymed TSP! *I am giving you a link to the TSP RMB rules.*

Aidenfieeld, Proctethia, and Xegthunith

Post self-deleted by Agalaesia.

Techolandia wrote:Okay; thank you for the idea.

Stuff this, I'm creating a new nation I'm gonna become a bank... what should I call myself?
South Pacific Banking Commission?

Uunited Islands wrote:Hi

Welcome to The South Pacific, commonly acronymed TSP! *I am giving you a link to the TSP RMB rules.*

Herluin wrote:Ha, amusing.

*returns from castle*
Hey ya mind helping with the demon problem?

Xegthunith wrote:*Unleashes Countless Demons across TSP*

Oliza wrote:*returns from castle*
Hey ya mind helping with the demon problem?

We may only defeat such creatures with faith in Her Ladyship. Believe in her and we shall persevere against any and all dark forces.

Aidenfieeld, Oliza, and Proctethia

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