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Southern bellz wrote:Why is CH banned from posting on the RMB?

I think it's from a certain post that mentioned certain acts that were not quite suitable for general consumption. >_>

Post self-deleted by Lily Pad Nation.

Auphelia wrote:"Contract"!

HA!

"Unions"!

Oh, you are a funny one!

*wipes a mirthful tear from her eye*

If you're not oppressing their rights, you're not big businessing the right way.

I know but I'm not successful enough to have bought out, infiltrated, removed, influenced the Department of Labor and Industries yet. Now if I had someone on the inside.....

Southern bellz wrote:Why is CH banned from posting on the RMB?

It was a . . . well, his original post was deleted by the Mods (Praise Be!), but I'll link my response it it, which quotes a modified version of what he said if you go to it.

Just Curly-fy it to see what the original was.

Auphelia wrote:EDIT: Oh dear, my computer reset again.

Don't worry, my English keyboard is back in action!

EDIT II: Oh right, what I originally posted. Silly me!

I only perform on .net sites or better.

I don't know why this happened to him (I, for one, was not offended), but I suppose it's too late to change anything.

Good night TSP! (^-^)

Linguiniland wrote:But.... but.... I always make you these nice treats and you refuse to even taste them

*Breaks down in tears causing an emotional scene*

Oh no, please stop. I'm sorry. I'll eat the s'more!
*chomps*

New Front wrote:You get to start the next chapter in life, it’s going to be a really fun one! Wait till you turn 21, that’s really wild lol.

Oh yay! :p

Si-topia wrote:Oh no, please stop. I'm sorry. I'll eat the s'more!
*chomps*

Did you know that Lauren Daigle is a necromancer?

Auphelia wrote:Did you know that Lauren Daigle is a necromancer?

Um, what?

Si-topia wrote:Um, what?

Through the lyrics of some of her songs, it is quite clear she is a necromancer.

Duh.

Oh, have you never heard of her?

She is a necromancer/singer.

Auphelia wrote:Did you know that Lauren Daigle is a necromancer?

Interesting.... That I did not know.

I did know that Jojo Siwa has significant influence over a certain demographic that if unleased can easily topple every world government at the same time effectively delivering the world to its new overlord wrapped up in a nice oversized bow.

Auphelia wrote:Through the lyrics of some of her songs, it is quite clear she is a necromancer.

Duh.

Oh, have you never heard of her?

She is a necromancer/singer.

I've heard of her, but what's a necromancer?

Volaworand wrote:Hmmm This issue popped up. I may need to invoke travel restrictions on Rabbitz

After numerous cases of brief delirium were reported in the countryside, local scientists and health officials have narrowed down the potential causes to a hallucinogenic toxin produced by a microbe that normally incubates within rabbits. Apparently, the close contact rural farmers had with tainted rabbit excrement resulted in their delusions. In response, several apoplectic and assertive citizens have accosted you while on your morning stroll to deal with the issue.

*Discusses with the council in a huddle*
Just smile and wave
*Reconvenes*
*Smiles and waves*

Everybody's ignoring me... :'(

I sure do love ignoring Eripolis.

Si-topia wrote:I've heard of her, but what's a necromancer?

A practitioner of magic, specifically for the purpose of bringing the dead back to life to serve the necromancer.

Hi

It looks like you-know-who's smear campaign is succeeding. Are you happy now?! I hope you are!!!!!!!!!!! Because now no one wants to listen to me!!!!!

Auphelia wrote:A practitioner of magic, specifically for the purpose of bringing the dead back to life to serve the necromancer.

Oh, no I didn't know that about her... Are you sure it's true?

Si-topia wrote:Oh, no I didn't know that about her... Are you sure it's true?

Have you seen some of her lyrics?

"As we call out to dry bones come alive, come alive
We call out to dead hearts come alive, come alive
Up out of the ashes let us see an army rise
We call out to dry bones, come alive"

Sounds pretty necromancy-ish to me.

Six feet under
I thought it was over
An answer to prayer
The voice of a Savior
Rise up (rise up)
Rise up (rise up)

All at once I came alive
This beating heart, these open eyes
The grave let go
The darkness should have known

Obviously the fabled Necronomicon woke her from death and she now uses its power to raise armies to fight for the power of her saviour, the book from which she derives the spells to do her great works.

It's simple, if you think about it.

Eripolis wrote:

It looks like you-know-who's smear campaign is succeeding. Are you happy now?! I hope you are!!!!!!!!!!! Because now no one wants to listen to me!!!!!

A lot of my posts get ignored, it really isn’t that big of a deal. Just keep trying!

Auphelia wrote:Six feet under
I thought it was over
An answer to prayer
The voice of a Savior
Rise up (rise up)
Rise up (rise up)

All at once I came alive
This beating heart, these open eyes
The grave let go
The darkness should have known

Gasp! She’s not a necromancer, she’s a Lich!

Lily Pad Nation wrote:Gasp! She’s not a necromancer, she’s a Lich!

Well, she is of flesh and blood. She is not merely undead, by the power of the Necronomicon she was made fully alive once more.

She is the Chosen One, who will lead her army of the undead to tear down the walls of freedom and welcome the world into the loving embrace of death, tearing a hole in your reality and allowing I, the Great Tentacled One entry once more to your Earth.

Erinor, in case you are wondering, yes, this has taken a turn for the Lovecraftian.

Lily Pad Nation wrote:A lot of my posts get ignored, it really isn’t that big of a deal. Just keep trying!Gasp! She’s not a necromancer, she’s a Lich!

acererak would like to know your location

Auphelia wrote:Well, she is of flesh and blood. She is not merely undead, by the power of the Necronomicon she was made fully alive once more.

She is the Chosen One, who will lead her army of the undead to tear down the walls of freedom and welcome the world into the loving embrace of death, tearing a hole in your reality and allowing I, the Great Tentacled One entry once more to your Earth.

Erinor, in case you are wondering, yes, this has taken a turn for the Lovecraftian.

So what you're saying is we'll experience a normal Thursday on the RMB.

*Begins to sharpen marshmallows and arm the Flaming Fox Catapults*

Linguiniland wrote:So what you're saying is we'll experience a normal Thursday on the RMB.

*Begins to sharpen marshmallows and arm the Flaming Fox Catapults*

Essentially, except now we are firmly supported by a literary classic rather than our own senseless drivel.

Joy!

Now, surely you will not seek to stand against the Dark Lady and her legions?

Auphelia wrote:Essentially, except now we are firmly supported by a literary classic rather than our own senseless drivel.

Joy!

Now, surely you will not seek to stand against the Dark Lady and her legions?

That depends on two things.

Does she offer a substantial benefits package? I mean full dental would go a long way.

and

Does she have cookies? If the Dark Side has cookies surely an undead hoard would have some double chocolate chip chocolate cookies.

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