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Zess wrote:It would be cool if NS had an official app.

Oh I thought it did

Treesil wrote:Oh I thought it did

If your referring to Stately, that app isn't official. It's fan made.

Curlyhoward, you are still in the region.

You weren't banned.

Yes, I am a fascist, but not the kind you're thinking of.

No, not that kind either.

Zess wrote:You haven't smelled manure until you've smelled horse manure.
What are you going on about? Curly hasn't posted in over four hours.

I've just got a few telegrams because apparently he can't post in the RMB.

Also, side not, I just realised that Michael Jackson was saying "Annie are you okay?" instead of "Annie are you Oakley?".

. . .

I never realised how nonsensical that is.

Auphelia wrote:Curlyhoward, you are still in the region.

You weren't banned.

Yes, I am a fascist, but not the kind you're thinking of.

No, not that kind either.

I've just got a few telegrams because apparently he can't post in the RMB.

First off, he unendorsed you lol.

More importantly, did someone report him or something? ‘Cause all I can think of is a day ban from the mods? I wouldn’t know why else.

Well, bad internet maybe.

*Blows smoke* Hey...

Lily Pad Nation wrote:First off, he unendorsed you, lol.

More importantly, did someone report him or something? ‘Cause all I can think of is a day ban from the mods? I wouldn’t know why else.

Well, bad internet maybe.

I hope no one would have done that!

I didn't even want to suppress his post in the first place, but I think I see how if my suppression was the last thing in his notices and suddenly he can't post, that would be suspicious.

With that on top of my naturally suspicious aura, I really can't blame him for calling me a Nazi.

Auphelia wrote:Also, side not, I just realised that Michael Jackson was saying "Annie are you okay?" instead of "Annie are you Oakley?".

. . .

I never realised how nonsensical that is.

Forget about the CH situation, this is the important thing here!

Although, come to think of it, I thought that Outkast's Hey Ya! was saying "shake it like a porter loin pizza" rather than "shake it like a polaroid picture" for the longest time.

Zess wrote:Forget about the CH situation, this is the important thing here!

Although, come to think of it, I thought that Outkast's Hey Ya! was saying "shake it like a porter loin pizza" rather than "shake it like a polaroid picture" for the longest time.

I don't know, I feel sad for Curly. He won't be able to post for three days, so it is our duty to keep our RMB at the appropriate fun levels.

Also, I think that may be because of your age.

How are you supposed to know what a Polaroid is?

Auphelia wrote:I don't know, I feel sad for Curly. He won't be able to post for three days, so it is our duty to keep our RMB at the appropriate fun levels.

Also, I think that may be because of your age.

How are you supposed to know what a Polaroid is?

I should have put it together. I know what a polaroid pictures is. I'm not entirely oblivious to basic human culture. I actually have a harder time distinguishing what my fellow teens are doing.

Auphelia wrote:I don't know, I feel sad for Curly. He won't be able to post for three days, so it is our duty to keep our RMB at the appropriate fun levels.

Also, I think that may be because of your age.

How are you supposed to know what a Polaroid is?

Oh, the mods hit him hard then

Zess wrote:I should have put it together. I know what a polaroid pictures is. I'm not entirely oblivious to basic human culture. I actually have a harder time distinguishing what my fellow teens are doing.

Oh dear. You're one of them.

You were not born in the wrong generation.

Step away from the ironic moustache and suspenders.

Auphelia wrote:Oh dear. You're one of them.

You were not born in the wrong generation.

Step away from the ironic moustache and suspenders.

I was born in the wrong generation, why couldn’t my mom have been from mars with her own flying car and a cure for all things bad?

I want my robot servant! And my roomba is severally under preforming.

TSP got a lot of drama...

The Solar System Scope wrote:Um... How soft your tail is to the touch combined with its thickness.

Oh...uh...>///< You touched my tail? >< I-in...my sleep? >.>

Drystar wrote:Oh, the mods hit him hard then

I went to see the post.

. . .

The Mods got there first.

Lily Pad Nation wrote:I was born in the wrong generation, why couldn’t my mom have been from mars with her own flying car and a cure for all things bad?

I want my robot servant! And my roomba is severally under preforming.

That's because you don't support it's dreams!

It didn't just explode dust and dirt all over your house, it was art.

You just don't understand!

*your roomba, in a goth style wig, makeup, and with a studded leather collar around it's edge goes into it's room and slams the door by pushing on it so it closes somewhat loudly*

And that's racist to assume you would need a mother in the future.

Concrete Slab wrote:TSP got a lot of drama...

Oh, you're here!

Auphelia wrote:And that's racist to assume you would need a mother in the future.

You’re right, I should have considered the possibility of having a Sczhwez from the planet Xe as a founder.

My apologies aliens.

Auphelia wrote:I went to see the post.

. . .

The Mods got there first.

That's because you don't support it's dreams!

It didn't just explode dust and dirt all over your house, it was art.

You just don't understand!

*your roomba, in a goth style wig, makeup, and with a studded leather collar around it's edge goes into it's room and slams the door by pushing on it so it closes somewhat loudly*

Well, it does spend an awful lot of time staring over my staircase, too scared to take the fall, too scared to back away.

Lily Pad Nation wrote:You’re right, I should have considered the possibility of having a Sczhwez from the planet Xe as a founder.

My apologies aliens.

Well, it does spend an awful lot of time staring over my staircase, too scared to take the fall, too scared to back away.

Double Hitler racist!

Everyone knows Sczhwez is what the barbaric colonists call them! They are the Tutti Frutti people of Xe, trademarked names be darned!

Also, haven't you noticed where your rope has been going? It says it's just so it can go rock climbing with its friends, but you know the truth.

Auphelia, why do you have my blanket flag?

Auphelia wrote:Oh dear. You're one of them.

You were not born in the wrong generation.

Step away from the ironic moustache and suspenders.

I wasn’t born in the wrong generation but that doesn’t stop me from being utterly perplexed by modern fads and interests of today’s youth.

I suppose the only things I really have in common with most of my peers is crippling social anxiety and a likeness for video games.

I don’t really understand why teenagers use a lot of acronyms like “LOL” or “OMG” (those are the only two I really know the meanings of). Why write a slightly shorter version of what your trying to say when the full word is just a couple letters away?

Other than Reddit I don’t really use social media (unless you count NS I guess) and I’m not typically interested in the sort of things other girls my age are into. Seriously, what is with their obsessions over shoes and beauty products. It’s concerning...

Oh, also, “ironic mustache and suspenders”? What are you talking about? Is that some sort of stereotype I’m unaware of?

Edit: I just noticed the sheer amount of stuff I typed... I have responsibilities I could taking care of but instead I’m doing this...

Are you proud yet, mom?

Quiescent wrote:Auphelia, why do you have my blanket flag?

Why do you have my pillow flag?

It takes two to tango, and five to prepare a proper sacrificial altar.

Auphelia wrote:Why do you have my pillow flag?

It takes two to tango, and five to prepare a proper sacrificial altar.

*shrugs*

Well, as long as it's being put to good use.

*crawls into her blanket fort and curls up for a nap*

Auphelia wrote:It takes five to prepare a proper sacrificial altar.

Only three if a heavy person sits on the sacrifice and their cool with taking some extra initiative to set it up on their own.

Zess wrote:Only three if a heavy person sits on the sacrifice and their cool with taking some extra initiative to set it up on their own.

Then where will the four freshly murdered corpses come from?

You have to think, dear.

The rituals take time, and freshness is key.

Quiescent wrote:*shrugs*

Well, as long as it's being put to good use.

*crawls into her blanket fort and curls up for a nap*

I am your evil twin, Activia!

*blasts an air horn in your ear and leads your okapi in an early morning calisthenic workout*

Lift your knees, ladies!

I see you in the back, Becky! Keep 'em high and tight!

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