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The Solar System Scope wrote:How do you fix eyes...? Are you a doctor? >~<

Does a vet tech in training count..? Just don't question it, you're healed :p

Barracuda land

I have made a messed up country... And that may or may not have been my intention

Land Without Shrimp wrote:Oh yes I will keep running!! 'til I am nice and lean (and not tasty). Running is great.

Noooooo!!!!

*locks you down, to sit and wallow until you are plumper*

We must begin the fattening!

*feeds you a high calorie diet not recommended by your nutritionist and doctor*

I must have my plump shrampies.

*wheels you into her storage chambers, where hundreds of other wereshrimp live under simulated moonlight, being fed all sorts of delicious delicacies*

The Solar System Scope wrote:Auphie, you're wonderful, don't cry... Eat me if that'd make you feel better.

You are a tough, disgusting piece of meat.

Come back when you are a pudgy little butterball.

Barracuda land

My country is terrbible, dont move here PLZ

Si-topia wrote:Does a vet tech in training count..? Just don't question it, you're healed :p

Oki
bedtime.

Auphelia wrote:Noooooo!!!!

*locks you down, to sit and wallow until you are plumper*

We must begin the fattening!

*feeds you a high calorie diet not recommended by your nutritionist and doctor*

I must have my plump shrampies.

*wheels you into her storage chambers, where hundreds of other wereshrimp live under simulated moonlight, being fed all sorts of delicious delicacies*

You are a tough, disgusting piece of meat.

Come back when you are a pudgy little butterball.

Thanks...
How do I do that?

Si-topia and Auphelia

Auphelia wrote:*wheels you into her storage chambers, where hundreds of other wereshrimp live under simulated moonlight, being fed all sorts of delicious delicacies*

I am in a horror movie!!!

[I really really want some yummy shrimpies and cocktail sauce now...]

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Auphelia, and Lily pad nation

Auphelia wrote:

I don't have beef, though!

I do have shrimp, fox, and koala though, if you're interested.

Dragon might soon be on the menu as well.

*puts on her nicest clothes and marches off before freezing in place*

Ms. Auphelia Goes to Washington 2: Lost in New York will be right back, after these messages . . .

Whoa, exotic meats and seafood! Lady, your food service license only covers vegetables and tofurkey, you’re going to have to put up some serious money to cover all this.

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Auphelia

The Solar System Scope wrote:Oki
bedtime.

Aw, okay :(
*carries you to bed*

Uknownfromchina

Drystar wrote:Whoa, exotic meats and seafood! Lady, your food service license only covers vegetables and tofurkey, you’re going to have to put up some serious money to cover all this.

Where is this information you're getting? Of course I have permits for all of this, and I would never stoop to Tofurkey! What do I look like, a monster?

*her tentacles writhe in anger*

Hmmmm . . .

Was it that shrew down at La Petite Bistro that sent you? She's just jealous my food is actually good!

Land Without Shrimp wrote:I am in a horror movie!!!

[I really really want some yummy shrimpies and cocktail sauce now...]

[You're welcome.]

Yes, you are.

Now be still.

*straps you down and stamps you with tag #002738*

The Solar System Scope wrote:How do I do that?

Never exercise and eat copious amounts of food.

The Solar System Scope and Lily pad nation

Uknownfromchina wrote:Hello?

Hello...

Si-topia wrote:Aw, okay :(
*carries you to bed*

Mmph... Hope you can fare without me... *clasps tightly*

Auphelia wrote:Never exercise and eat copious amounts of food.

Hm... I exercise far too seldom and little, but my portions aren't that large... So far I only have a bit of thigh and belly fat.

Si-topia, Auphelia, and Lily pad nation

Auphelia wrote:Where is this information you're getting? Of course I have permits for all of this, and I would never stoop to Tofurkey! What do I look like, a monster?

*her tentacles writhe in anger*

Hmmmm . . .

Was it that shrew down at La Petite Bistro that sent you? She's just jealous my food is actually good!

[You're welcome.]

Yes, you are.

Now be still.

*straps you down and stamps you with tag #002738*

Never exercise and eat copious amounts of food.

Well, we got a tip from TSP expose news food critic after her unfortunate visit to the emergency room from having one of your “deluxe” meals. We of course have to respond to every complaint, it’s the law.

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Auphelia

The Solar System Scope wrote:Hm... I exercise far too seldom and little, but my portions aren't that large... So far I only have a bit of thigh and belly fat.

Not enough!

You must be as rotund as the great Tubbius Treadwellia before I will deign to eat you.

Drystar wrote:Well, we got a tip from TSP expose news food critic after her unfortunate visit to the emergency room from having one of your “deluxe” meals. We of course have to respond to every complaint, it’s the law.

Some people just can't handle koala meat stew in a cyanide broth. Honestly, we can't be responsible every time someone we intentionally poison dies. It's simply ridiculous!

Treadwellia, The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Lily pad nation

Auphelia wrote:Not enough!

You must be as rotund as the great Tubbius Treadwellia before I will deign to eat you.

Some people just can't handle koala meat stew in a cyanide broth. Honestly, we can't be responsible every time someone we intentionally poison dies. It's simply ridiculous!

But what if I don't have the appetite? How do I do it? How do I stop myself from dying before reaching your ideal thickness?

Treadwellia, Si-topia, and Auphelia

The Solar System Scope wrote:But what if I don't have the appetite? How do I do it? How do I stop myself from dying before reaching your ideal thickness?

I can help.

*straps you down and wheels you into the lab with Land Without Shrimp*

Hey, shrampie, can you bite him to make him a wereshrimp?

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Lily pad nation

Xachudan wrote:Hi

Hi!

Auphelia wrote:I can help.

*straps you down and wheels you into the lab with Land Without Shrimp*

Hey, shrampie, can you bite him to make him a wereshrimp?

Hrrm, wait, what is that? O-o

Si-topia, Auphelia, and Lily pad nation

Auphelia wrote:Not enough!

You must be as rotund as the great Tubbius Treadwellia before I will deign to eat you.

Some people just can't handle koala meat stew in a cyanide broth. Honestly, we can't be responsible every time someone we intentionally poison dies. It's simply ridiculous!

That would be perfectly okay if you had a posted notice warning customers, and if it was clearly visible from the street. Unfortunately the only notice I could find was this crayon drawing of what looks like a penguin that was taped to the bottom of the coffee pot. You’ve 30 days to make the adjustments outlined in this handbook.

The Solar System Scope wrote:Mmph... Hope you can fare without me... *clasps tightly*

I hope so too.
*snuggles intensely*
>~<

Hello TSP

Si-topia wrote:I hope so too.
*snuggles intensely*
>~<

Good night, my love~ *huddles close* 😘💙

Si-topia

The Solar System Scope wrote:Good night, my love~ *huddles close* 😘💙

Goodnight sweetheart.
*tucks you in, gives you a kiss, and turns off the lights*
Sleep well 😚💕

Auphelia wrote:I can help.

*straps you down and wheels you into the lab with Land Without Shrimp*

Hey, shrampie, can you bite him to make him a wereshrimp?

I will not be a party to the forced feeding of foxes!!

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, and 1 otherLily pad nation

Greater union of freedom

Hello

Aidenfieeld and The golden councle

Auctoritatisque

Hello

Aidenfieeld and The golden councle

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