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Does a vet tech in training count..? Just don't question it, you're healed :p
I have made a messed up country... And that may or may not have been my intention
Noooooo!!!!
*locks you down, to sit and wallow until you are plumper*
We must begin the fattening!
*feeds you a high calorie diet not recommended by your nutritionist and doctor*
I must have my plump shrampies.
*wheels you into her storage chambers, where hundreds of other wereshrimp live under simulated moonlight, being fed all sorts of delicious delicacies*
You are a tough, disgusting piece of meat.
Come back when you are a pudgy little butterball.
My country is terrbible, dont move here PLZ
I am in a horror movie!!!
[I really really want some yummy shrimpies and cocktail sauce now...]
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Auphelia, and Lily pad nation
Whoa, exotic meats and seafood! Lady, your food service license only covers vegetables and tofurkey, you’re going to have to put up some serious money to cover all this.
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Auphelia
Aw, okay :(
*carries you to bed*
Hello?
Where is this information you're getting? Of course I have permits for all of this, and I would never stoop to Tofurkey! What do I look like, a monster?
*her tentacles writhe in anger*
Hmmmm . . .
Was it that shrew down at La Petite Bistro that sent you? She's just jealous my food is actually good!
[You're welcome.]
Yes, you are.
Now be still.
*straps you down and stamps you with tag #002738*
Never exercise and eat copious amounts of food.
The Solar System Scope and Lily pad nation
Well, we got a tip from TSP expose news food critic after her unfortunate visit to the emergency room from having one of your “deluxe” meals. We of course have to respond to every complaint, it’s the law.
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Auphelia
Not enough!
You must be as rotund as the great Tubbius Treadwellia before I will deign to eat you.
Some people just can't handle koala meat stew in a cyanide broth. Honestly, we can't be responsible every time someone we intentionally poison dies. It's simply ridiculous!
Treadwellia, The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Lily pad nation
But what if I don't have the appetite? How do I do it? How do I stop myself from dying before reaching your ideal thickness?
Treadwellia, Si-topia, and Auphelia
I can help.
*straps you down and wheels you into the lab with Land Without Shrimp*
Hey, shrampie, can you bite him to make him a wereshrimp?
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Lily pad nation
That would be perfectly okay if you had a posted notice warning customers, and if it was clearly visible from the street. Unfortunately the only notice I could find was this crayon drawing of what looks like a penguin that was taped to the bottom of the coffee pot. You’ve 30 days to make the adjustments outlined in this handbook.
Treadwellia, The Solar System Scope, and Auphelia
I hope so too.
*snuggles intensely*
>~<
Hello TSP
Goodnight sweetheart.
*tucks you in, gives you a kiss, and turns off the lights*
Sleep well 😚💕
I will not be a party to the forced feeding of foxes!!
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, and 1 otherLily pad nation
Hello
Aidenfieeld and The golden councle
Hello
Aidenfieeld and The golden councle
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