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Just watch out for the tarantulas.
Learn to love them just like anchovies on your pizza.
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No!!（≧ｍ≦）
You're silly. :P
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Yay, you haven't left us! ^-^
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But it's true! They are so gross!!
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Meet Sally, an Alzheimer patient in a nursing home. She lives, laughs, and eats soft foods because she doesn't like using her dentures. Every day is the same, with the same, people, unless someone dies, which is often. She knows something is missing from her life. Then she meets Jane, a young volunteer at the nursing home with a heart of gold, a rare medical condition that is slowly killing her. Once they meet, nothing will ever be the same for Sally, and what begins next is a heartwarming story of freedom and adventure. After a series of drug induced comas, spatula attacks, and perhaps the most impressive gas-lighting seen in the modern age, Sally manages to steal Jane's identity and flee the police across the country to begin a murder spree that will paint a red path from their small town all the way to London. What happens next can only be described as "what was going on?", as said by the TOI. The BBC described it as "a mess" and "more violent and bloody than a Sopranos-Saw crossover. Why?".
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Steven Humphrey - scholar, artist, and romantic - has fallen completely and utterly in love. Kimmy Jameson, his neighbour's sassy, silky skinned twelve-year-old daughter has a doll. Yolanda. Steven loves Yolanda with all of his heart, barely stopping himself every time he is in the presence of his porcelain princess. Reluctantly agreeing to marry Ms. Jameson just to be close to Yolanda, Steven is forced to suffer for his one true love; but when Kimmy buys Ted, Yolanda's romantic interest, he will carry her and Kimmy off on a desperate cross-continental misadventure, all in the name of love. Hilarious, bloody, heart-breaking and full of disturbing photographs never before seen, My Neighbours Daughter's Doll is an unforgettable masterpiece of obsession, delusion, fetishism of inanimate objects, and lust. The West Pacific Courier raves "this book is absolutely terrifying. The author is obviously referring to themselves, and it makes me question the effectiveness of the legal system. Lock up your dolls. Seriously".
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It wasn't that Theresa didn't love her children. She did, with all of her heart. But her father was a cruel and twisted man, who might withhold his fortune if he knew she had children—a fortune that would assure their happiness if she could keep the children a secret. So she and her mother hid the children away in an unused attic. Just for a little while. After all, how long could an old man with cancer live? The answer: too long. The first exciting days swelled into agonising years, filled with boredom and eventually insanity. Now the children wait in their cramped and helpless world, served a what is barely passable as sustenance by an angry, superstitious grandmother who knows everything their mother hid before she was brutally murdered in her sleep. She knows what these children are. She knows what they can do. And she knows they must be destroyed in mind and body before it is too late. The Attic, a novel about the devolution of sanity and the secrets one family can hide. No reviewers were available for comment, most having been killed by the curse our last book accidentally had on it. Our bad, sorry.
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"They're excellent...in an...excellent way?"
- Midand, afraid
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Mama needs her chocolates . . .
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Why don't you just infiltrate a chocolate factory or something then?
oh god i want to watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory again
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...but, but...so much disturbing imagery....o_O I did like this phrase though: "...and perhaps the most impressive gas-lighting seen in the modern age..."
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I haven't watched that movie in years.
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Hello!
alright this is getting weird
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Auphelia, and Aidenfieeld
Hi!
*waves for a prolonged period of time*
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Auphelia, and Midand
*waves back*
we should stop
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Auphelia, and Aidenfieeld
*smiles awkwardly and continues to wave*
Yeah, maybe.
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, and Midand
*Raises hand*
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*Munches bananas*
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*the AI speaks*
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Where do I go to apply?
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