The South PacificBoard

*eats an oddly specific, cold everything bagel covered in vegetable cream cheese*

Poleande wrote:

*Still munching on cookies*

*snatches one and munches on it*

Zess wrote:

*eats an oddly specific, cold everything bagel covered in vegetable cream cheese*

Poleande wrote:

*Still munching on cookies*

Zess wrote:

*snatches one and munches on it*

Here in New Herdon, Zess would be charged with 2 crimes and go to prison for 1 year.

New herdon wrote:

Do you know much a clone costs? Kill me one more time and you're gonna regret it.
Now I have to enter this place with guards.

*takes out Colt Peacemaker revolver and shoots you and all the guards in the chest by fanning the hammer, before reloading, twirling it around and holstering it*

New herdon wrote:

Here in New Herdon, Zess would be charged with 2 crimes and go to prison for 1 year.

The crimes would be petty theft and using vegetable cream cheese.

Kerlodia wrote:

*takes out Colt Peacemaker revolver and shoots you and all the guards in the chest by fanning the hammer, before reloading, twirling it around and holstering it*

*the bullets do nothing to power armor, and Kerlodia is unloaded in by 7 different Automatic Plasma Rifles.

New herdon wrote:

*calls police*

*turns my head 180° to face you*
Do you want me to eat them too?

Jaxon wrote:

*looks at worst 15 airliners in the world*
*sees frontier airlines*
Oh. Great choice dad.

Jaxon, you’re rich, couldn’t your family buy the airliner and ruin it from the inside?

Wait, I think someone else is already trying my plan.

Hello Earth!

Si-topia wrote:

Goodnight TSP ^-^

*throws a pillow and a jar of various ears your way*

Looks like a fight is happening

Zess wrote:

Hey, I know someone there!

Probably because you belong in one of their facilities.