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Free ale to everyone. Except the one weirdo who wants a autumnal mead, wait a second a malty autumnal mead.

The Solar System Scope wrote:*walks in, looking around for others*

Welcome all to another great day in the Benzillia Underground Gladiatorial Tournament, BUGT for short. Joining me is my adopted son Eight and my son-in-law Atsushi Ren AKA Goon 902.
Eight: That's right, and we have a special combatant here today, can you inform us about who it is, father?
Of course. His name is The Solar System Scope, TSSS for short, and he will be revived after every fight.
902: Well, lets see what his first opponent will be… *Pulls a lever and starts a random number generator* And a…4. That means another Combatant. *Great roar from the crowd*
Eight: Well let us see who's fight him… *Another random number generator starts* Number…12. Which means…Garou Absura, a Kangaroo Beastan.
*Gates open and a Kangaroo like person comes out with a gigantic battleaxe*

Yansu wrote:Welcome all to another great day in the Benzillia Underground Gladiatorial Tournament, BUGT for short. Joining me is my adopted son Eight and my son-in-law Atsushi Ren AKA Goon 902.
Eight: That's right, and we have a special combatant here today, can you inform us about who it is, father?
Of course. His name is The Solar System Scope, TSSS for short, and he will be revived after every fight.
902: Well, lets see what his first opponent will be… *Pulls a lever and starts a random number generator* And a…4. That means another Combatant. *Great roar from the crowd*
Eight: Well let us see who's fight him… *Another random number generator starts* Number…12. Which means…Garou Absura, a Kangaroo Beastan.
*Gates open and a Kangaroo like person comes out with a gigantic battleaxe*

Hi, Mr Absura! *waves gleefully*

The Solar System Scope wrote:Hi, Mr Absura! *waves gleefully*

Garou: *Hefts his weapon with a grunt*
Remember, standard rule: only way to win is to kill your opponent. Begin!
Garou: *Charges with his axe*

Commonwealth Of Astoria wrote:Free ale to everyone. Except the one weirdo who wants a autumnal mead, wait a second a malty autumnal mead.

*wants one but doesn't want to ask*

East Lodge wrote:*wants one but doesn't want to ask*

Here have one.

Yansu wrote:Garou: *Hefts his weapon with a grunt*
Remember, standard rule: only way to win is to kill your opponent. Begin!
Garou: *Charges with his axe*

Oh look, I see you are a person of exercise! *starts running backwards facing him, nowhere near as fast*

The Solar System Scope wrote:Oh look, I see you are a person of exercise! *starts running backwards facing him, nowhere near as fast*

Garou: *Kangaroo Jumps to right in front of you and punches you*

Yansu wrote:Garou: *Kangaroo Jumps to right in front of you and punches you*

Ow! *falls backwards to the ground bruised*
*tries to scoot away while holding up my shield*

The Solar System Scope wrote:Ow! *falls backwards to the ground bruised*
*tries to scoot away while holding up my shield*

Garou: *Slams his axe on your shield, cracking the metal*

Yay in astoria we just made shipwrecks the fault of anyone except the captain, that the captain is to be the first person to leave a ship.

Yansu wrote:Garou: *Slams his axe on your shield, cracking the metal*

Uh oh... *while trying to escape, accidentally pierces self with my sword in my thigh, yelping loudly*

The Solar System Scope wrote:Uh oh... *while trying to escape, accidentally pierces self with my sword in my thigh, yelping loudly*

Garou: *Raises axe and brings it down on your neck, cutting off your head*
Eight: Wow! That was surgical precision from Absura. As a result, Garou wins both the battle and his debts cleared! *Crowd cheers uproariously*
902: Now, please wait a moment as we revive TSSS for the next fight.

Yansu wrote:Garou: *Raises axe and brings it down on your neck, cutting off your head*
Eight: Wow! That was surgical precision from Absura. As a result, Garou wins both the battle and his debts cleared! *Crowd cheers uproariously*
902: Now, please wait a moment as we revive TSSS for the next fight.

*my body goes limp, with a horrified expression on my lifeless face that gets blood sprayed at from my neck*

The Solar System Scope wrote:*my body goes limp, with a horrified expression on my lifeless face that gets blood sprayed at from my neck*

Yay

The Solar System Scope wrote:*my body goes limp, with a horrified expression on my lifeless face that gets blood sprayed at from my neck*

Garou: *Exits arena*
Goon 29: Okay… *Puts your head and body into a Revive-O-Matic and turns it on*

Cabinet Election Update

Here is how the voting is going so far. Only first preference votes are shown here.

PM
The Serres Republic - 13
Islands of unity - 9
Re-open Nominations - 0

MoFA
Aumeltopia - 17
Sandaoguo - 6
Re-open Nominations - 0

MoRA
Pencil Sharpeners 2 - 22
Re-open Nominations - 0

MoMA
Roavin - 12
Re-open Nominations - 10

Yansu wrote:Garou: *Exits arena*
Goon 29: Okay… *Puts your head and body into a Revive-O-Matic and turns it on*

Huh... What? What happened... I saw the blade coming and then it was cold and then it goes blank...

The Solar System Scope wrote:Huh... What? What happened... I saw the blade coming and then it was cold and then it goes blank...

Goon 29: Well, you lost… But now another soul can go home without worrying above the debt imposed from borrowing money from us. They're getting ready to announce your next opponent.

Pencil Sharpeners 2 wrote:Cabinet Election Update

Here is how the voting is going so far. Only first preference votes are shown here.

PM
The Serres Republic - 13
Islands of unity - 9
Re-open Nominations - 0

MoFA
Aumeltopia - 17
Sandaoguo - 6
Re-open Nominations - 0

MoRA
Pencil Sharpeners 2 - 22
Re-open Nominations - 0

MoMA
Roavin - 12
Re-open Nominations - 10

You forgot Craziest...

Yansu wrote:Goon 29: Well, you lost… But now another soul can go home without worrying above the debt imposed from borrowing money from us. They're getting ready to announce your next opponent.

OK... <.<

The Sakhalinsk Empire wrote:You forgot Craziest...

The most important position! Hi Sakh! (つ⌒∇⌒)つ

The Solar System Scope wrote:OK... <.<
The most important position!

Goon 29: *Gives you a new sword and shield* They should be announcing the next fight… Good luck! *Runs off*
Eight: And we are back! TSSS is now alive again and we already rolled up a new opponent for him: the Caroccus, a giant acid spitting snail monster with praying mantis claws.
*Gate opens and the Caroccus comes in, spitting acid everywhere*

Yansu wrote:Goon 29: *Gives you a new sword and shield* They should be announcing the next fight… Good luck! *Runs off*
Eight: And we are back! TSSS is now alive again and we already rolled up a new opponent for him: the Caroccus, a giant acid spitting snail monster with praying mantis claws.
*Gate opens and the Caroccus comes in, spitting acid everywhere*

...I'm dead already, amn't I? *starts sneaking backwards in the opposite direction*

The Solar System Scope wrote:...I'm dead already, amn't I? *starts sneaking backwards in the opposite direction*

While it may look hopeless, these are actually pretty harmless. Just stay out of their acid spit. It's basically their only attack.

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