Welcome all to another great day in the Benzillia Underground Gladiatorial Tournament, BUGT for short. Joining me is my adopted son Eight and my son-in-law Atsushi Ren AKA Goon 902.
Eight: That's right, and we have a special combatant here today, can you inform us about who it is, father?
Of course. His name is The Solar System Scope, TSSS for short, and he will be revived after every fight.
902: Well, lets see what his first opponent will be… *Pulls a lever and starts a random number generator* And a…4. That means another Combatant. *Great roar from the crowd*
Eight: Well let us see who's fight him… *Another random number generator starts* Number…12. Which means…Garou Absura, a Kangaroo Beastan.
*Gates open and a Kangaroo like person comes out with a gigantic battleaxe*
Garou: *Raises axe and brings it down on your neck, cutting off your head*
Eight: Wow! That was surgical precision from Absura. As a result, Garou wins both the battle and his debts cleared! *Crowd cheers uproariously*
902: Now, please wait a moment as we revive TSSS for the next fight.
Cabinet Election Update
Here is how the voting is going so far. Only first preference votes are shown here.
Pencil Sharpeners 2 - 22
Re-open Nominations - 0
Roavin - 12
Re-open Nominations - 10
Goon 29: *Gives you a new sword and shield* They should be announcing the next fight… Good luck! *Runs off*
Eight: And we are back! TSSS is now alive again and we already rolled up a new opponent for him: the Caroccus, a giant acid spitting snail monster with praying mantis claws.
*Gate opens and the Caroccus comes in, spitting acid everywhere*