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Free ale to everyone. Except the one weirdo who wants a autumnal mead, wait a second a malty autumnal mead.

Si-topia, Lily pad nation, and East lodge

The Solar System Scope wrote:*walks in, looking around for others*

Welcome all to another great day in the Benzillia Underground Gladiatorial Tournament, BUGT for short. Joining me is my adopted son Eight and my son-in-law Atsushi Ren AKA Goon 902.
Eight: That's right, and we have a special combatant here today, can you inform us about who it is, father?
Of course. His name is The Solar System Scope, TSSS for short, and he will be revived after every fight.
902: Well, lets see what his first opponent will be… *Pulls a lever and starts a random number generator* And a…4. That means another Combatant. *Great roar from the crowd*
Eight: Well let us see who's fight him… *Another random number generator starts* Number…12. Which means…Garou Absura, a Kangaroo Beastan.
*Gates open and a Kangaroo like person comes out with a gigantic battleaxe*

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Midand, Lily pad nation, and 2 othersEast lodge, and Felis silvestris grampia

Yansu wrote:Welcome all to another great day in the Benzillia Underground Gladiatorial Tournament, BUGT for short. Joining me is my adopted son Eight and my son-in-law Atsushi Ren AKA Goon 902.
Eight: That's right, and we have a special combatant here today, can you inform us about who it is, father?
Of course. His name is The Solar System Scope, TSSS for short, and he will be revived after every fight.
902: Well, lets see what his first opponent will be… *Pulls a lever and starts a random number generator* And a…4. That means another Combatant. *Great roar from the crowd*
Eight: Well let us see who's fight him… *Another random number generator starts* Number…12. Which means…Garou Absura, a Kangaroo Beastan.
*Gates open and a Kangaroo like person comes out with a gigantic battleaxe*

Hi, Mr Absura! *waves gleefully*

Auphelia, Lily pad nation, East lodge, and Felis silvestris grampia

The Solar System Scope wrote:Hi, Mr Absura! *waves gleefully*

Garou: *Hefts his weapon with a grunt*
Remember, standard rule: only way to win is to kill your opponent. Begin!
Garou: *Charges with his axe*

The Solar System Scope and Felis silvestris grampia

Commonwealth Of Astoria wrote:Free ale to everyone. Except the one weirdo who wants a autumnal mead, wait a second a malty autumnal mead.

*wants one but doesn't want to ask*

The Solar System Scope, Commonwealth Of Astoria, Auphelia, and Felis silvestris grampia

East lodge wrote:*wants one but doesn't want to ask*

Here have one.

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, East lodge, and Felis silvestris grampia

Yansu wrote:Garou: *Hefts his weapon with a grunt*
Remember, standard rule: only way to win is to kill your opponent. Begin!
Garou: *Charges with his axe*

Oh look, I see you are a person of exercise! *starts running backwards facing him, nowhere near as fast*

Auphelia, Midand, Lily pad nation, East lodge, and 1 otherFelis silvestris grampia

Commonwealth Of Astoria wrote:Here have one.

Thanks
*feels good*

The Solar System Scope, Commonwealth Of Astoria, and Felis silvestris grampia

The Solar System Scope wrote:Oh look, I see you are a person of exercise! *starts running backwards facing him, nowhere near as fast*

Garou: *Kangaroo Jumps to right in front of you and punches you*

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, East lodge, and Felis silvestris grampia

Yansu wrote:Garou: *Kangaroo Jumps to right in front of you and punches you*

Ow! *falls backwards to the ground bruised*
*tries to scoot away while holding up my shield*

Auphelia, The sakhalinsk empire, and Felis silvestris grampia

The Solar System Scope wrote:Ow! *falls backwards to the ground bruised*
*tries to scoot away while holding up my shield*

Garou: *Slams his axe on your shield, cracking the metal*

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, The sakhalinsk empire, and Felis silvestris grampia

Yay in astoria we just made shipwrecks the fault of anyone except the captain, that the captain is to be the first person to leave a ship.

Auphelia and The sakhalinsk empire

Yansu wrote:Garou: *Slams his axe on your shield, cracking the metal*

Uh oh... *while trying to escape, accidentally pierces self with my sword in my thigh, yelping loudly*

Auphelia, The sakhalinsk empire, and Felis silvestris grampia

The Solar System Scope wrote:Uh oh... *while trying to escape, accidentally pierces self with my sword in my thigh, yelping loudly*

Garou: *Raises axe and brings it down on your neck, cutting off your head*
Eight: Wow! That was surgical precision from Absura. As a result, Garou wins both the battle and his debts cleared! *Crowd cheers uproariously*
902: Now, please wait a moment as we revive TSSS for the next fight.

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, The sakhalinsk empire, and Felis silvestris grampia

Yansu wrote:Garou: *Raises axe and brings it down on your neck, cutting off your head*
Eight: Wow! That was surgical precision from Absura. As a result, Garou wins both the battle and his debts cleared! *Crowd cheers uproariously*
902: Now, please wait a moment as we revive TSSS for the next fight.

*my body goes limp, with a horrified expression on my lifeless face that gets blood sprayed at from my neck*

Auphelia, Midand, The sakhalinsk empire, and Felis silvestris grampia

The Solar System Scope wrote:*my body goes limp, with a horrified expression on my lifeless face that gets blood sprayed at from my neck*

Yay

The sakhalinsk empire and Felis silvestris grampia

The Solar System Scope wrote:*my body goes limp, with a horrified expression on my lifeless face that gets blood sprayed at from my neck*

Garou: *Exits arena*
Goon 29: Okay… *Puts your head and body into a Revive-O-Matic and turns it on*

The Solar System Scope, The sakhalinsk empire, and Felis silvestris grampia

Cabinet Election Update

Here is how the voting is going so far. Only first preference votes are shown here.

PM
The serres republic - 13
Islands of unity - 9
Re-open Nominations - 0

MoFA
Aumeltopia - 17
Sandaoguo - 6
Re-open Nominations - 0

MoRA
Pencil Sharpeners 2 - 22
Re-open Nominations - 0

MoMA
Roavin - 12
Re-open Nominations - 10

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Auphelia, Midand, and 1 otherThe sakhalinsk empire

Yansu wrote:Garou: *Exits arena*
Goon 29: Okay… *Puts your head and body into a Revive-O-Matic and turns it on*

Huh... What? What happened... I saw the blade coming and then it was cold and then it goes blank...

Auphelia, The sakhalinsk empire, and Felis silvestris grampia

The Solar System Scope wrote:Huh... What? What happened... I saw the blade coming and then it was cold and then it goes blank...

Goon 29: Well, you lost… But now another soul can go home without worrying above the debt imposed from borrowing money from us. They're getting ready to announce your next opponent.

The Solar System Scope, The sakhalinsk empire, and Felis silvestris grampia

The sakhalinsk empire

Pencil Sharpeners 2 wrote:Cabinet Election Update

Here is how the voting is going so far. Only first preference votes are shown here.

PM
The serres republic - 13
Islands of unity - 9
Re-open Nominations - 0

MoFA
Aumeltopia - 17
Sandaoguo - 6
Re-open Nominations - 0

MoRA
Pencil Sharpeners 2 - 22
Re-open Nominations - 0

MoMA
Roavin - 12
Re-open Nominations - 10

You forgot Craziest...

Yansu wrote:Goon 29: Well, you lost… But now another soul can go home without worrying above the debt imposed from borrowing money from us. They're getting ready to announce your next opponent.

OK... <.<

The sakhalinsk empire wrote:You forgot Craziest...

The most important position! Hi Sakh! (つ⌒∇⌒)つ

Midand and The sakhalinsk empire

The Solar System Scope wrote:OK... <.<
The most important position!

Goon 29: *Gives you a new sword and shield* They should be announcing the next fight… Good luck! *Runs off*
Eight: And we are back! TSSS is now alive again and we already rolled up a new opponent for him: the Caroccus, a giant acid spitting snail monster with praying mantis claws.
*Gate opens and the Caroccus comes in, spitting acid everywhere*

The Solar System Scope and Felis silvestris grampia

Yansu wrote:Goon 29: *Gives you a new sword and shield* They should be announcing the next fight… Good luck! *Runs off*
Eight: And we are back! TSSS is now alive again and we already rolled up a new opponent for him: the Caroccus, a giant acid spitting snail monster with praying mantis claws.
*Gate opens and the Caroccus comes in, spitting acid everywhere*

...I'm dead already, amn't I? *starts sneaking backwards in the opposite direction*

Midand and Felis silvestris grampia

The Solar System Scope wrote:...I'm dead already, amn't I? *starts sneaking backwards in the opposite direction*

While it may look hopeless, these are actually pretty harmless. Just stay out of their acid spit. It's basically their only attack.

The Solar System Scope and Felis silvestris grampia

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