The South PacificBoard

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:

*you drown in your own tears*
*u have the ded*
Wow, this is entertaining.

*turns pale and collapses next to Si*

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:

*opens the door*
*eats TSSS and Si*

*comes back from the dead*
Oh hell no, there ain't no way someone is going to eat me!
*grabs you by the throat and throws you outside*
Don't come back!!

Yansu wrote:

*Sips SPIT* Now I know why Alice Parker likes to watch instead of participate. *Eats cookie*

are these cookies for everyone?

Yansu wrote:

Yes, but 10 cookies are 5 [Currency of your choice].

okay i'll have 2 million. *hands 10 million Zimbabwean dollars*

Leifar wrote:

*Steals all cookies.*

You have no right to these cookies. They are anomalous. They must be contained.

Hey! I'm running a legitimate business here! Besides, I managed to get the Famous Amos recipe _{^{I stole it, hahaha}}. This is against my rights as a perfectly legitimate businessman!

Nova Montron wrote:

okay i'll have 2 million. *hands 10 million Zimbabwean dollars*

Pleasure doing business, sir.

Yansu wrote:

Hey! I'm running a legitimate business here! Besides, I managed to get the Famous Amos recipe _{^{I stole it, hahaha}}. This is against my rights as a perfectly legitimate businessman!Pleasure doing business, sir.

Your cookies are anomalous. Please look here.

*You forget 24 hours of life.*

Yansu wrote:

Yes, but 10 cookies are 5 [Currency of your choice].

*hands over a 20 pound note*

mmm cookies, abound!

Volaworand wrote:

*hands over a 20 pound note*

mmm cookies, abound!

*Hands over 40 cookies*

Leifar wrote:

Sorry, but we're confiscating your cookies for containing salmonella.

*Narrows eyes but keeps smile* Please tell me, on what evidence are you basing this on?

Leifar wrote:

*Shows report which actually is from The South Pacific Ministry of Health.*

*Something stabs you in the back*
Eight: You okay, father?
Of course I am. *Picks up report and tears it up* Don't mess with a mobster. *Burns your body*

Leifar wrote:

*SWAT-like team breaks into the store.*
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER AND ILLEGAL SELLING OF SALMONELLA CONTAMINATED COOKIES!

Oh, my friend, it wasn't salmonella that they were infected with... *red braids of SIVA begin to wrap around the SWAT team*

Siva wrote:

Oh, my friend, it wasn't salmonella that they were infected with... *red braids of SIVA begin to wrap around the SWAT team*

I'll accept your help. For now. *Logs out, peace out, yo*

*is bored*
;-;