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Beepee wrote:BAN SPIT!

*gasps incredulously*

Banject!

It's because it's highly alcoholic and tastes bad. SPIT is actually defined in a really specific way, so non-alcoholic SPIT would be legal.

Midand wrote:Well that certainly was fun...

What have we told you about going into NSGP

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:A good part of the reason why I answer issues is because I want to get my NS stats like my nation in RP.
Treaties

Name

Summary

Year

Voting

Treaty of Syracuse

Founded the NHC.

2026

N/A

Treaty of Vryhof

Annexation of Chillestia

2027

275/500

Constitution

Name

Summary

Year

Voting (Assembly, national)

The New Haudenosaunee Constitution

The written plan that describes the structure of the NHC government.

2026

N/A, N/A

The 1st Amendment

Freedom of thought and rights of the accused. Similar to the USA's Bill of Rights

2026

N/A (Assembly not elected yet), 99%

The 2nd Amendment

Outlaws murder and rape.

2027

500/500, 99%

The 3rd Amendment

Allows New Haudenosaunee to vote in elections using a computer.

2027

252/500, 69%

The 4th Amendment

Sub-national courts.

2027

500/500, 99%

The 5th Amendment

Specifically defines border control.

2027

500/500, 98%

The 6th Amendment

Specifically defines and outlaws corruption.

2027

499/500, 99%

The 7th Amendment

Legally defines what a human is (if they have certain abilities, they are protected under the law).

2028

456/500, 90%

The 8th Amendment

Allows Assembly voting when not all representatives are present (passed during Z-Day when some representatives weren't present).

2028

322/384 (not all members present due to zombie virus), N/A (government didn't have enough money for national voting)

Note: Constitutional amendments need to pass in both the New Haudenosaunee Assembly and in a national vote. The same process is required for a repeal.

Legislation

Name

Summary

Year

Voting

Educational Standards

Sets standards for education.

2026

475/500

Usage of Firearms

Defines legal usage of firearms.

2026

490/500

Environmental Protection

Various laws to protect the environment

2026

499/500

Copyright Law

Self-explanatory

2026

500/500

Working Conditions

Laws for work which also apply to schools.

2027

251/500

Net Neutrality

Self-explanatory.

2027

350/500

Ban of Slavery

Outlaws slavery.

2027

498/500

Usage of Drugs

Moderates use of some drugs (incl. alcohol).

2027

375/500

Ban of Natural Intervention

Outlaws interfering with natural processes, such as weather or time.

2028

250/500 (tie broken by president)

Ban of SPIT

Bans SPIT, as it is scientifically proven to make TSPers want to kill each other.

2029

500/500

Ban of Midandian Travel

Bans travel to and from Midand.

2029

498/500

Ban of Midandian Trade

Bans trade with Midand.

2029

466/500

Illegal things not defined by law
The following is a list of things declared illegal by the judicial branch of the NHC.
Abortion, teleportation, mind control, a serious attempt at founding a micronation within the NHC, drunk driving, time travel, manipulation of weather, throwing tomatoes at Chillestian border police.

Legal things not defined by law
The following is a list of things declared legal by the judicial branch of the NHC.
Public nudity, gambling, owning weapons, treason, religion, abortion required because of rape, homosexuality, bisexuality, gender swapping, suicide, not using the metric system, eating a cat, eating The Solar System Scope, selling a taco as a sandwich, pornography, proxy servers, VPNs, flirting with Si-topia, protesting, striking, polygamy, adultery, contraception, accidentally killing somebody, zoos, child labor, communism, racism, sexism, giving the middle finger to the president, sitting without Midand's permission, swearing in a political debate, using incorrect grammar, hentai, computer emulation, dragon hunting.

Read factbook


(scroll down to the bottom of Legislation)

*scrolls down*
oh really

Midand wrote:*scrolls down*
oh really

SPIT is actually only defined by the law as a drink with a [insert any curse word here]load of alcohol, meaning it's legal without the alcohol.

New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:SPIT is actually only defined by the law as a drink with a [insert any curse word here]load of alcohol, meaning it's legal without the alcohol.

Ok then... I'll let you off!

*sups Midanian's Finest*

Zadiner wrote:I think we fit in better since this region is The South Pacific :p

Haha, right. ;P

Beepee wrote::) hello, you terror of the North!

Hahaha

I'm like the least terrifying one around... <.<

*Slowly plays a piano in the corner*

The Solar System Scope wrote:

I'm like the least terrifying one around... <.<

Nonsense!
*slams a cheap vampire mask on you*
Add some touches to your floof, sharpen your talons, and you'd be terrifying!
Fashion with Midand

The Solar System Scope wrote:Haha, right. ;P
I'm like the least terrifying one around... <.<

That's exactly what a terror would say!

🤔Let's look at the evidence shall we....

You pounce!
You floof!

All signs of attack.....
😂😉

Midand wrote:Nonsense!
*slams a cheap vampire mask on you*
Add some touches to your floof, sharpen your talons, and you'd be terrifying!
Fashion with Midand

Beepee wrote:That's exactly what a terror would say!

🤔Let's look at the evidence shall we....

You pounce!
You floof!

All signs of attack.....
😂😉

*tries to growl menacingly*
*accidentally yelps* ;-;

My darker side would fit with that look, though...

Quiescent, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Si-topia, Midand, and 2 othersBeepee, and Hanguk-Nippon

The Solar System Scope wrote:*tries to growl menacingly*
*accidentally yelps* ;-;

My darker side would fit with that look, though...

Darker side?
*laughs*
*hides razor*

Makes extremely alcoholic Brandy. Sips it and relaxes. Then steals midands wallet

Midand wrote:Darker side?
*laughs*
*hides razor*

oh no <.<

Si-topia, Midand, and Hanguk-Nippon

Midand wrote:Darker side?
*laughs*
*hides razor*

The Solar System Scope wrote:oh no <.<

Darker side? Darker side...? Shall we conduct an experiment? :P

*Excitedly takes out clipboard with papers*

The Solar System Scope, Quiescent, Si-topia, and Midand

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Darker side? Darker side...? Shall we conduct an experiment? :P

*Excitedly takes out clipboard with papers*

oh no no no no no >.>

Si-topia, Midand, and Hanguk-Nippon

The Solar System Scope wrote:oh no no no no no >.>

Oh yes yes yes yes yes...

The Solar System Scope, Quiescent, Si-topia, and Midand

Let's not torture any foxes here.

The Solar System Scope wrote:oh no no no no no >.>

Oh well well well well well..... *Puts away clipboard*

Pencil Sharpeners 2 wrote:Let's not torture any foxes here.

I agree with that statement 100%

Land Without Shrimp wrote:Speaking of books...your online bookstore needs a larger selection. We need more books on...torture and sundry...

It takes time to write books!

Pencil Sharpeners 2 wrote:Let's not torture any foxes here.

Si-topia wrote:I agree with that statement 100%

M- me too... >.<

The Solar System Scope wrote:M- me too... >.<

So do I. But I was only going to give you some medicine. *Shakes bottle of liquid medicine*

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:So do I. But I was only going to give you some medicine. *Shakes bottle of liquid medicine*

Medicine for what? >.>

The Solar System Scope wrote:Medicine for what? >.>

..... Spicy medicine...? Nevermind. *Puts bottle away*

*Floats back into lab*

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:..... Spicy medicine...? Nevermind. *Puts bottle away*

*Floats back into lab*

<.<
Also, New Haudenosaunee Confederacy, you wot. (。•̀︿•́。)

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