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Hello everyone, I have an alt nation Lorendia, in which I am running presidential and parliamentary elections. It would be awesome if you could vote in them for me! Here is a dispatch explaining everything:

22/08/2024
The final run-off election results have been published, after being checked thoroughly. Here they are:
- Annalena Bruner (Green party): 43,59%
- Martin Cohen (Democratic Union): 35,9 %
- Peter Brooke (Forwards!): 17,95%
- Others: 2,56%
Annalena Bruner thus wins the election and becomes president of Lorendia, after an amazing youth turnout, which propelled her to first place. The Green party's strong results in the parliamentary elections probably influenced her successful run. She nows has the right to start building a coalition, which will be difficult, given the number of political parties in Parliament. Negociations will start soon.

14/08/2024
The first results have come through. First of all, the parliamentary results (percentage and number of seats of out 420):
- Green party: 18,67% - 82 seats
- Democratic Union: 17,33% - 76 seats
- Forwards!: 16% - 70 seats
- CRP: 13,33% - 58 seats
- Communist: 10,67% - 47 seats
- National Union: 8% - 35 seats
- Technocrats for Progress: 6,67% - 29 seats
- Others: 5,33% - 23 seats
- North Lorendian Independence Party: 2,67% - no seats (didn't reach the 5% hurdle)
- Lorendian National Front: 1,33% - no seats
The Green party came out on top, creating a big surprise, thanks to a massive youth turnout. For the first time since its creation, the North Lorendian Independence Party has failed to have any seats in Parliament, after a last few scandal-full years and a lack of success during the last independence campaign.
LinkWhat Parliament looks like

Presidential election results:
- Peter Brooke (Forwards!): 22,03%
- Martin Cohen (Democratic Union): 18,64%
- Annalena Bruner (Green party): 18,64%
- Elara Voss (Citizen's Reform Party): 8,47%
- Jordan Gallo (National Union): 6,78%
- Theresa Munoz (Communist): 6,78%
Peter Brooke and Martin Cohen were automatically qualified to the second round. Annalena Bruner, of the Green party, has the possibility to go through, having reached more than 17% of all votes. Yesterday evening, just half an hour after the results came through, Miss Bruner publicly declared that she would continue to the run-off election, claiming victory in the parliamentary elections to justify her ability to lead the country. This means there are three candidates still running to be president. Voting will be held over the next two days, at the following link: Linkhttps://strawpoll.com/05ZdzW6OEn6. Anything can still happen.

10/08/2024
Here it is again: election season. Our president, Peter Brooke, has been in charge of the country for almost a year now, so it is time to vote for the president and Parliament again. Will the young leader be able to secure a second term in office? Or will he fail, and be replaced by another politician?
Peter Brooke is running again, with his "Forwards !" party, using the positive narrative around his first term to campaign effectively. The main opposition party has fielded a new candidate from last year. The unlucky Giorgio Paolini left politics after his humiliating defeat, and his "Democratic Unity" party has chosen their treasurer, Martin Cohen to represent them.

Here is a summary of the presidential candidates' and their parties' statements:

"Dear citizens of Lorendia, it has been a pleasure for me to help govern our wonderful country for the last year. I sincerely believe that I am the man for the job, and I would love to continue for another term as president. During the last year, our country's economy grew, reaching today an all-time high, but I have also sought to preserve civil rights and political freedom. The people are my main priority. You now have a high average income, and our system is more equal than ever. My fight to eradicate corruption has been a success, we are among the nations with the greatest integrity in the world. Finally, under my term as president, Lorendia has become a tolerant, inclusive and internationally popular country. I count on you to meet the right decision as you vote."

"Fellow Lorendians, the Democratic Unity party is back, ready for change! Our agenda is simple: help the taxpayer's wallet. We intend to decrease taxes for the poorest, who suffer from the high taxation rates of our country. We are planning to lower energy taxes by investing in nuclear, solar and wind energy. VAT should absolutely be lowered, which will mean that we will have to lower government spending too. Things cannot go on as they are now, the average disposable income being so low. Vote Martin Cohen for a better life!"

"Lorendia is entering a decisive moment, as is the whole world. Climate change cannot be denied any more, so the priority as a nation is to fight against it. The Green Party's agenda focuses on transitioning to green energies as quickly as possible (nuclear, solar, wind, geothermal and hydroelectric), limiting all kinds of pollution and becoming a world leader in the fight against climate change, all this with the least possible negative consequences to you, fellow citizens. We also want to preserve our way of living, while making it sustainable. Vote Green for change!"

"My dear fellow citizens, as the new election cycle starts anew, I urge you to consider seriously what you are voting for... Do you really want our country to be run as it has been for the last year? Employment is at an all-time low (we are a disgrace in Valley of Peace), normal people's money is sucked from them by the vicious tax system, and we hardly have an army to speak of. Immigration is reaching a crisis point, our country is about to be overrun by foreigners. This is why, we the people, are ready to fight back. Vote for Jordan Gallo for more money in your wallet and for more safety! Change is imminent, the future lies in your hands!"

"Too long have the citizens of Lorendia been oppressed by the heartless forces of capitalism and the consumerist society! This is why we are promoting our manifesto. We want to give the power back to the people. Our first measures will be to nationalise important companies one by one, with the end goal of concentrating all the agriculture, industry, and services in the hands of a democratic state. There will be no more social classes, no more inequality, only brotherhood and equality. Vote Communist for a better future! "

"Fellow citizens of Lorendia, our nation stands at a crossroads. For too long, politics as usual has failed to deliver the change we need. The Citizen's Reform Party is here to offer a new direction—one rooted in transparency, accountability, and real democratic reform. We believe that every Lorendian deserves a voice that truly counts, that's why we stand for direct democracy and decisions that really come from the people. We demand complete transparency from any government that will be formed, and if we are elected as government, we will be completely transparent in everything. Join us in creating a government that works for you—a government that puts citizens first."

Several parties are not presenting a candidate for the presidential elections, but are seeking to be elected to Parliament:
- North Lorendian Independence Party: seeks independence for the northern province of Lorendia, which mostly speaks Norvian and used to be brutally controlled by the Lorendian kings.
- Technocrats for Progress: believes in the power of technology and expertise to solve societal issues. TfP advocates for evidence-based policy-making, investments in research and development, and the use of technology to improve governance.
- Lorendian National Front: a small right-wing nationalist party that emphasizes national sovereignty, protectionism, and a strong military. LNF is skeptical of international alliances and advocates for policies that prioritize Lorendia's interests above all.

Votes for the presidential election can be cast here: https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2A8VNJgN . You have three days to vote. If no candidate receives more than 50% of the vote, there will be a run-off with the top two candidates, and any candidate with at least 17% of the vote who wishes to remain.
Votes for the parliamentary elections can be cast here: https://strawpoll.com/LVyK28WJ6Z0 . The 420 seats are allocated by proportional representation, using the d'Hondt method, a party must reach at least 5% of all votes to obtain seats.

Vote well! We are excited to see the results...
The team from the Rising Sun , Lorendia's biggest newspaper

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And here are the links to vote:
Presidential election: https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2A8VNJgN
Parliamentary election: https://strawpoll.com/LVyK28WJ6Z0
Thank you for your time!

Drednaw is on the door.

Hey everybody, just bothering you one last time. The election results from my alt Lorendia have come though (see dispatch), and you can still vote in the runoff election for the presidency.

22/08/2024
The final run-off election results have been published, after being checked thoroughly. Here they are:
- Annalena Bruner (Green party): 43,59%
- Martin Cohen (Democratic Union): 35,9 %
- Peter Brooke (Forwards!): 17,95%
- Others: 2,56%
Annalena Bruner thus wins the election and becomes president of Lorendia, after an amazing youth turnout, which propelled her to first place. The Green party's strong results in the parliamentary elections probably influenced her successful run. She nows has the right to start building a coalition, which will be difficult, given the number of political parties in Parliament. Negociations will start soon.

14/08/2024
The first results have come through. First of all, the parliamentary results (percentage and number of seats of out 420):
- Green party: 18,67% - 82 seats
- Democratic Union: 17,33% - 76 seats
- Forwards!: 16% - 70 seats
- CRP: 13,33% - 58 seats
- Communist: 10,67% - 47 seats
- National Union: 8% - 35 seats
- Technocrats for Progress: 6,67% - 29 seats
- Others: 5,33% - 23 seats
- North Lorendian Independence Party: 2,67% - no seats (didn't reach the 5% hurdle)
- Lorendian National Front: 1,33% - no seats
The Green party came out on top, creating a big surprise, thanks to a massive youth turnout. For the first time since its creation, the North Lorendian Independence Party has failed to have any seats in Parliament, after a last few scandal-full years and a lack of success during the last independence campaign.
LinkWhat Parliament looks like

Presidential election results:
- Peter Brooke (Forwards!): 22,03%
- Martin Cohen (Democratic Union): 18,64%
- Annalena Bruner (Green party): 18,64%
- Elara Voss (Citizen's Reform Party): 8,47%
- Jordan Gallo (National Union): 6,78%
- Theresa Munoz (Communist): 6,78%
Peter Brooke and Martin Cohen were automatically qualified to the second round. Annalena Bruner, of the Green party, has the possibility to go through, having reached more than 17% of all votes. Yesterday evening, just half an hour after the results came through, Miss Bruner publicly declared that she would continue to the run-off election, claiming victory in the parliamentary elections to justify her ability to lead the country. This means there are three candidates still running to be president. Voting will be held over the next two days, at the following link: Linkhttps://strawpoll.com/05ZdzW6OEn6. Anything can still happen.

10/08/2024
Here it is again: election season. Our president, Peter Brooke, has been in charge of the country for almost a year now, so it is time to vote for the president and Parliament again. Will the young leader be able to secure a second term in office? Or will he fail, and be replaced by another politician?
Peter Brooke is running again, with his "Forwards !" party, using the positive narrative around his first term to campaign effectively. The main opposition party has fielded a new candidate from last year. The unlucky Giorgio Paolini left politics after his humiliating defeat, and his "Democratic Unity" party has chosen their treasurer, Martin Cohen to represent them.

Here is a summary of the presidential candidates' and their parties' statements:

"Dear citizens of Lorendia, it has been a pleasure for me to help govern our wonderful country for the last year. I sincerely believe that I am the man for the job, and I would love to continue for another term as president. During the last year, our country's economy grew, reaching today an all-time high, but I have also sought to preserve civil rights and political freedom. The people are my main priority. You now have a high average income, and our system is more equal than ever. My fight to eradicate corruption has been a success, we are among the nations with the greatest integrity in the world. Finally, under my term as president, Lorendia has become a tolerant, inclusive and internationally popular country. I count on you to meet the right decision as you vote."

"Fellow Lorendians, the Democratic Unity party is back, ready for change! Our agenda is simple: help the taxpayer's wallet. We intend to decrease taxes for the poorest, who suffer from the high taxation rates of our country. We are planning to lower energy taxes by investing in nuclear, solar and wind energy. VAT should absolutely be lowered, which will mean that we will have to lower government spending too. Things cannot go on as they are now, the average disposable income being so low. Vote Martin Cohen for a better life!"

"Lorendia is entering a decisive moment, as is the whole world. Climate change cannot be denied any more, so the priority as a nation is to fight against it. The Green Party's agenda focuses on transitioning to green energies as quickly as possible (nuclear, solar, wind, geothermal and hydroelectric), limiting all kinds of pollution and becoming a world leader in the fight against climate change, all this with the least possible negative consequences to you, fellow citizens. We also want to preserve our way of living, while making it sustainable. Vote Green for change!"

"My dear fellow citizens, as the new election cycle starts anew, I urge you to consider seriously what you are voting for... Do you really want our country to be run as it has been for the last year? Employment is at an all-time low (we are a disgrace in Valley of Peace), normal people's money is sucked from them by the vicious tax system, and we hardly have an army to speak of. Immigration is reaching a crisis point, our country is about to be overrun by foreigners. This is why, we the people, are ready to fight back. Vote for Jordan Gallo for more money in your wallet and for more safety! Change is imminent, the future lies in your hands!"

"Too long have the citizens of Lorendia been oppressed by the heartless forces of capitalism and the consumerist society! This is why we are promoting our manifesto. We want to give the power back to the people. Our first measures will be to nationalise important companies one by one, with the end goal of concentrating all the agriculture, industry, and services in the hands of a democratic state. There will be no more social classes, no more inequality, only brotherhood and equality. Vote Communist for a better future! "

"Fellow citizens of Lorendia, our nation stands at a crossroads. For too long, politics as usual has failed to deliver the change we need. The Citizen's Reform Party is here to offer a new direction—one rooted in transparency, accountability, and real democratic reform. We believe that every Lorendian deserves a voice that truly counts, that's why we stand for direct democracy and decisions that really come from the people. We demand complete transparency from any government that will be formed, and if we are elected as government, we will be completely transparent in everything. Join us in creating a government that works for you—a government that puts citizens first."

Several parties are not presenting a candidate for the presidential elections, but are seeking to be elected to Parliament:
- North Lorendian Independence Party: seeks independence for the northern province of Lorendia, which mostly speaks Norvian and used to be brutally controlled by the Lorendian kings.
- Technocrats for Progress: believes in the power of technology and expertise to solve societal issues. TfP advocates for evidence-based policy-making, investments in research and development, and the use of technology to improve governance.
- Lorendian National Front: a small right-wing nationalist party that emphasizes national sovereignty, protectionism, and a strong military. LNF is skeptical of international alliances and advocates for policies that prioritize Lorendia's interests above all.

Votes for the presidential election can be cast here: https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2A8VNJgN . You have three days to vote. If no candidate receives more than 50% of the vote, there will be a run-off with the top two candidates, and any candidate with at least 17% of the vote who wishes to remain.
Votes for the parliamentary elections can be cast here: https://strawpoll.com/LVyK28WJ6Z0 . The 420 seats are allocated by proportional representation, using the d'Hondt method, a party must reach at least 5% of all votes to obtain seats.

Vote well! We are excited to see the results...
The team from the Rising Sun , Lorendia's biggest newspaper

Read dispatch

https://strawpoll.com/05ZdzW6OEn6
Thank you again, and have a great day!

Gigatamax-drednaw wrote:Drednaw is on the door.

/me provides a large bowl of water and a potato in welcome... then stands back at a GREAT distance.

Interested in Joining the Atria Soccer Supercup?

We are pleased to announce the Atria Soccer Supercup, an exciting soccer tournament open to all nations and welcoming everyone from any region. If you wish to participate, please telegram Cowtopia with your Soccer Club name (preferably your nation name followed by FC/SC). Your nation's football (soccer) club will be listed in a tournament bracket, and using a system (see Tournament Details for more information!) will progress throughout the stages until there is a Cup winner. Winners of the Cup will be featured in a distinguished factbook with a special recognition, along with a honorable mention to the nations region.

Tournament Details:

The Atria Soccer Supercup operates on a luck-based system where each participating nation's soccer team will be entered into a lottery. Teams will be randomly placed into a tournament bracket, and using a random code will either progress or fall out of the tournament. There is a 50/50 chance of either advancing or not. The Atria Soccer Supercup is just a fun event, meant for entertainment.

We look forward to your participation and wish you the best of luck in the tournament!

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RMB News Letter 11/24

ELECTIONS

The City Soviet Elections at IzMed Factory have concluded!

See the result here:


CITY SOVIET ELECTIONS


WINNER: NIKIFOR GRIGOREV



CANDIDATES




Nikifor Grigorev
Safety Inspector
Party Nominee

  • Maintain Current City Programs

    Support the ongoing development of public infrastructure, ensuring every project is completed to the highest standard without unnecessary‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎
    delays.
    Protect the worker-led welfare programs that guarantee healthcare, housing, and education for every citizen.

  • Worker Safety and Wellbeing

    Advocate for increased safety not just in our factories, but in all workspaces, ensuring every worker comes home healthy and unharmed.
    Champion workplace training initiatives to ensure everyone understands and implements the safety protocols that have made
    IzMed a national model.

  • Steady Growth, Not Risky Gambles

    Oppose policies that may put our stable economy at risk in favor of untested projects or reckless experiments.
    Encourage responsible expansion of proven industries like medical appliances and renewable energy.

  • Cultural and Social Continuity

    Ensure that all cultural programs, libraries, and community centers remain fully funded and accessible to every citizen.

    Vote for stability. Vote for experience. Vote for continuity.





Egor Korolev
Forklift Operator
Non-Partisan

  • Empowering Local Soviets

    Grant Soviets more control over resource allocation, allowing local workers to decide how best to improve their communities and workplaces.
    Advocate for flexible production quotas that adapt to the needs of the city and its people, rather than rigid top-down targets.

  • Encouraging Innovation

    Support policies that allow workers to create and exchange goods and services more freely within the collective system.
    Establish communal innovation hubs where workers can experiment with new ideas, technologies, or artisanal products
    without burdensome restrictions.

  • Expanding Economic Freedom Without Currency

    Propose a new system of work credits that allows workers to exchange surplus goods or services while remaining true to
    our ideals of shared wealth and collective ownership.
    Reduce bureaucratic obstacles for initiatives that foster worker-led projects and cooperative ventures.

  • Worker Representation and Fairness

    Push for more worker input in management decisions at every workplace, ensuring that all voices are heard equally.
    Advocate for fair redistribution of surplus resources to Soviets that need them most, rather than adhering strictly to outdated central directives.

  • A Vision of Dynamic Collectivism

    Build an economy that rewards innovation and hard work without compromising our principles of equality and shared prosperity.
    Ensure that the mistakes of the past—like crushing small-scale innovation in the name of centralisation—are not repeated, but rather
    reimagined in a collective context.

    Vote for more free and equal future!





Bronislava Kulikova
Lead QC Engineer
Party Member

  • Shortening the Workday for a Better Life

    Reduce the standard workday from 8 hours to 6 hours, without compromising productivity or wages.
    Embrace automation in factories and offices, ensuring that machines carry more of the burden while workers enjoy more time for
    personal development, education, and family.

  • Ensuring Public Safety Through Greater Oversight

    Advocate for stricter public safety measures, including enhanced monitoring of production quality and resource allocation.
    Increase funding and training for emergency response systems to ensure Izlechensk is prepared for any crisis.
    Strengthen collective discipline to prevent waste, negligence, and other risks to communal safety.

  • A Human-Centered Economy

    Expand automation to take on repetitive and dangerous tasks while retraining workers for creative and supervisory roles.
    Implement stricter controls over the economy to ensure fairness, efficiency, and equitable distribution of resources.
    Promote worker participation in economic planning through regular Soviet audits and consultations.

  • Reconsidering the Role of Artificial Intelligence

    Push to revoke citizenship for AIs, ensuring that only humans—those who truly understand the value of our collective struggle
    —hold the rights and responsibilities of Arctisian society.
    Redirect AI development toward non-autonomous applications, keeping them as tools rather than independent entities.

  • Building a Future Without Fear

    Protect our society from external and internal threats by enhancing control over the flow of information, production, and public behavior.
    Promote unity and vigilance to ensure we never return to the chaos of the past.

    Vote for a safer city!





Klara Plotnikova
Assembly Line Operator
Non-Partisan

  • Advancing Women’s Health and Rights

    Provide free access to painkillers and menstrual hygiene products for all working women.
    Implement a fair leave policy for women experiencing severe menstrual pain, ensuring health is prioritized without stigma or penalty.
    Expand maternal healthcare to include better prenatal and postnatal support, ensuring our future generations are healthy and cared for.

  • Supporting Minority Rights

    Expand awareness campaigns that promote understanding and inclusion of ethnic and cultural minorities.
    Strengthen anti-discrimination programs in workplaces, schools, and public spaces to ensure everyone feels valued and respected.
    Provide greater resources and healthcare access to transgender comrades, including counseling, hormonal therapy, and surgical support.

  • Making Education Friendlier and Fairer

    Create supportive environments at every level of education by training teachers to be more empathetic and inclusive.
    Introduce workshops in schools that discuss gender equality, diversity, and inclusion in practical and positive ways.
    Expand access to scholarships and support programs for minority and female students pursuing advanced education or technical training.

  • Fostering a Culture of Understanding

    Create forums and workshops within workplaces, Soviets, and communities to discuss societal challenges openly and find collective solutions.
    Promote art, literature, and cultural programs that celebrate the diversity and strength of the Arctic Lands’ people.

  • Equal Representation in Leadership

    Advocate for more women and minority representatives in Soviets, ensuring decision-making reflects the true diversity of our society.

    Vote for inclusive Izlechensk!





Tamara Frolova
Janitor
Party Member

  • Slowing Down Economic Expansion

    Our factories and farms produce more than enough for every citizen. I propose we scale back unnecessary economic growth
    to focus on maintaining what we have already built.
    Encourage more rest and leisure for our people, giving workers time to enjoy life, develop their talents, and deepen their
    connections with family and community.

  • Reduced Dependence on Vat Plants

    The vat plants have been a triumph of science, ensuring that no child is born into disadvantage. However, with our
    population stable and thriving, I advocate for reducing reliance on these facilities. Let’s cherish the natural, human way of
    raising families while keeping vat plants available for those who need them.

  • Embracing a Slower Pace of Life

    Promote policies that encourage less rush and more reflection in daily life. Work smarter, not harder, and take pride in the
    simple joys of existence.
    Strengthen the four-hour workday option for elderly comrades who, like me, still wish to contribute but at a comfortable pace.

  • Deepening Autarky

    The Arctic Lands has become a model of self-sufficiency, producing everything we need within our borders. I propose we strengthen
    this system by further reducing reliance on imports and supporting local industries and crafts.

  • Honoring Our Elders

    Expand opportunities for the elderly to stay active and involved in community life, whether through work, education, or cultural contributions.
    Ensure that every elder feels valued and respected for their lifetime of service to the Arctic Lands.

    Vote for comfort. Vote for reflection. Vote for wisdom.




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