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That's very cool! I thank you for the most generous gesture. And I must say, this region was quite a welcome surprise. Funny how I only thought to stop by because I vaguely remembered once having seen the distinct WFE, expecting only a sleepy regional response...
*polishes shiny new nameplate and beams proudly*
I will try not to abuse my newfound authority, but...
*begins handing out citations for improperly secured kaiju and having your orcs off-leash*
Igilgili, The controller of planet x, The united radds, and New Spaceship Warlock
The united radds and New Spaceship Warlock
Ah, that's very interesting! We have never heard of Nullonium before. We imagine it's a substance or an element. Could you tell us something about it?
The controller of planet x, The united radds, and New Spaceship Warlock
The Salesmans voice becomes incredibly hushed
Yes yes, it would be very troublesome if an inspection crew were to arrive at a time like this.
Have you ever told of the true reason The hands disappeared so suddenly? It used to have tens of planets allied under the flag of pure protection, the development of these weapons was a huge secret as we converted weapons meant to protect, into arms for massive destruction. Sadly, an operative broke the secret and a massive war erupted, that is where we got our weapons tested, no soul survived except for myself and this merchandise of course.
I was thankful to be a highly respected diplomat at the time which is why I am able to maintain my role as the Prime Minister while still managing this operation.
The Man laughs half heartedly as he stares at the battle scars on the ship
So many perished, so many good nations.
I will pass on this warning if you wish to tamper with the weaponry,
The majority of armaments' on this ship are in a constant state of near explosion, I recommend you also purchase our state of the art dismantling suit if you are to remove any of these devices.
Pulls out another contract
Please sign here and we will transfer the amount needed.
The controller of planet x, New Spaceship Warlock, and Canada but evil
Its incredible, the nectar of the gods which prevents our immanent doom, Gidorah cannot attack as long as we posses it.
Hi I am the Prime Minister here and I also watch out for our military dealings and such, but enough about me.
Would you perhaps have any Nullonium in your possession?
Eleutescepta, The controller of planet x, and New Spaceship Warlock
*yanks open a massive metal refrigerator with a crow bar, and proceeds to search through a diverse array of flesh samples from creatures all over the NSverse
Aha, here is the Hobbit meat. The Imitation Game collected an enormous amount of samples during their research trials.
*removed the meat from a plastic-wrapped dish and chucks it to Devilish orcs
Here, eat this.
The united radds and New Spaceship Warlock
*the faint signal from a long-voyaging space probe comes across the radar*
*being relayed is what appears to be an encoded message*
*countless hours of toiling away upon punchcard mainframes in smoke-filled basement offices reveals the following message-*
Spenzerous, The controller of planet x, The united radds, and PR SPD
Ah, wonderful. I am quite in the habit of blindly signing any contract that is shoved before me, so I will happily continue the tradition now. Well, this exchange has far-exceeded my expectations. Who could have foreseen that our humble fleet would be leaving this region with a brand new vessel? I trust that you will accept these Lemurian bills of exchange as acceptable payment? We were told, upon passing through their lands, that their currency was widely accepted and as good as gold...
It appears as though we have received an intergalactic transmission from the far reaches of the cosmos. What joyous occasion.
*Monkeys with the transmission software to display the encoded message
Ah, here it is:
Wow — what lovely beings! Well, on behalf of The Planet X, I would like to say the pleasure is ours!
Spenzerous, The united radds, and PR SPD
And here I was, thinking it was because some poor blokes forgot to turn on Vacation Mode before taking a nice long walk to The Middle of Nowhere
I feel like there's a saying that fits this situation. All's well that ends-- no, that's not it. Something about idle hands
*They furrow their eyebrows, trying to recall the suiting phrase before shrugging dismissively*
Anyways, if these weapons are even half as effective as you make them sound, they'll suit my only partially nefarious needs.
Of course, I would never over emphasize these weapons destructiveness purely to make extra cash.
Now onto the course of payment and shipment security, this all has to go under the radar so I would hope that you brought your own transit team and the payment already.
If not we would gladly transport this for you at an extra charge of course.
An urgent communication is sent across the system, while it is prioritized for The controller of planet x almost anyone can view it.
Greetings,
It has come to my attention that our most recent comparisons to other intergalactic regions have placed our nudity ratings at #995, and while that may be amazing for our group to achieve, I have taken issue with the general lack of clothing amongst our planets.
Thus, to combat this lack of.. well... everything. I am now requiring clothes on any of my industrial planets and I encourage the rest of our civilized neighbors to do the same. Lest we all end up embarrassingly nude.
Those who wish to defy this ruling will face my clothed wrath, and that of my fleet as well.
Signed
Prime Minister Radd
The controller of planet x, The united radds, PR SPD, and New Spaceship Warlock
Affirmative. Updated the banner with something more hip. The other banner was cool, but the image quality was too poor.
The united radds, PR SPD, and New Spaceship Warlock
Greetings intergalactic friend! What a joyous occasion!
We have had a few other teleporting guests in the past, but never something as large as a freighter.
The united radds, I’m sure you have some experience in freighter teleportation.
Anyways, welcome to The Planet X! Make yourself at home.
*as the Teleporting void freighters hover above the surface of The Planet X, a large vault on the planet’s surface begins to open slowly. Two Xiliens appear with glowing air traffic director sabers waving them feverishly
TRANSMISSION INCOMING
Teleporting void freighters, please feel free to dock in our subterranean docking quarters, the planet’s surface is not safe.
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