All in favour of England recounqering America say I
We sont know that sport
It'd be better if Nauru conqures America
I heard about neither of those
We got rid of that nasty Sortition
Pringles are our speciality.
No, not rly.
OOC: back for real
Vask: okay here we are *he opens the door to the arena* what do you think
i like it
Vask: so you know how to play racquetball right?
OOC: okay I'm too tired to explain if you want to know just look it up and we can resume tomorrow
The Story So Far
You decided to deal with the crisis in Brasilistan by launching a wave of nuclear strikes.
When you give the order to launch the nukes, your general briefly leaves the room. The moments tick by. When he returns, he simply nods once. “Birds in the air.” There are almost two dozen people around this table, including some of the most brilliant minds and fearsome personalities in Ballpit, but none of them speak. “Three minutes until impact.” You expected more activity. But there’s nothing to do. There aren’t even any gigantic computer screens, tracing the path of the missiles. It’s beneath you, you suppose. Your job is not to track the flight of missiles. Your job is simply to decide. And that’s what you’ve done. You’ve decided to annihilate another country. You look around the table at your advisors and soldiers. Some nod back at you reassuringly. Some won’t meet your eyes. Not everyone will agree with you, of course. But it’s not their decision. It’s yours. The general leaves the room several more times. Finally, he returns. “It’s done,” your general says. “It’s done.”
insert Palpatine "Gooooood" gif
Welp I'm just going to be in Nevada for now everything else that happened before it didn't happen besides the alliance with North Korea