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you are all mere children before the Empire of Brittania.
Except Freintly, they’re alright.

Aerilia, Varola, and Lorigia

Hello!

Territorio di Nessuno, Dinoium, Aerilia, Varola, and 3 othersLorigia, Libertandonien, and Moisus

Happy Easter to all of you. May the Lord continue to save us from sin forever and ever. Amen.

Alunya, Varola, Lorigia, Libertandonien, and 1 otherLegionary alba

Dinoium wrote:Happy Easter to all of you. May the Lord continue to save us from sin forever and ever. Amen.

I'm Buddhist

But amen

Alunya, Dinoium, Lorigia, Libertandonien, and 1 otherIkea rike

On the 20th April 2019 the Stratocracy of Sarkis achieved victory over its foe after two weeks of war, bringing an end to the Sarkish War of Reclamation.

The infantry marched across burnt fields where herds of livestock which once grazed now lie dead. The smell of smoke and the distinct odor of rot filled the air much to the discomfort of the soldiers. On the roof of an old farmhouse the Sarkish banner was raised as a temporary indicator of the nation's new border, as had been ordered. They then turned back and embraced themselves for a long march back to the old border where the trains which had brought them here as nervous conscripts would take them back to the their families as victorious and celebrated heroes.

Meanwhile in the mainland, the streets had been decorated with balloons in the national colors of maroon, black and white. Citizens numbering in the tens of thousands flocked to the train stations at the old border to reunite with their friends and loved ones who had fought at the frontline. In the hours ensuing the end of the war, news of the enemy's capitulation had spread across the nation like wildfire and was the main topic on every radio and newspaper.

The Riyghsbourg Conference which was held earlier ended in the signing of the Treaty of Riyghsbourg and the surrender of rightful Sarkish territories to the nation, with a Sarkish banner hung in every town within the nation's new territories. Sarkis' victory in the war would mark a new era of empire-building, but for now the Sarkish war machine would have to lick its wounds.

Dinoium, Lotion Empire, Varola, Lorigia, and 3 othersBritish Bayonet, Warsaw-Halicz, and Kuveria

Asthea wrote:I'm Buddhist

But amen

Well may God bless you anyways.

Xagill wrote:Riding on a rocket is not a my job, it's a way of life

I thought it was your job because that's all you do.
*burns the records stating you were Minister of three Ministries*

Xagill wrote:Hello!

Hey. How are you Brend?

Alunya, Lorigia, Asthea, and Haunti

Ulstome

The Kingdom of Ulstome declares war on the Empire of Brittania British Bayonet), you shall fall to the might of our great navy

Varola and Lorigia

Post by Legionary alba suppressed by Territorio di Nessuno.

Legionary alba

British Bayonet wrote:you are all mere children before the Empire of Brittania.
Except Freintly, they’re alright.

naw pal am yer dug so go smell yer maw

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Legionary alba wrote:naw pal am yer dug so go smell yer maw

I have no clue what any of that means

Libertandonien

Fact of the day

China is the country with the most Buddhists.

Post by Legionary alba suppressed by Territorio di Nessuno.

Legionary alba

British Bayonet wrote:I have no clue what any of that means

want a translation ya bampot

Legionary alba wrote:want a translation ya bampot

This is quite possibly the most scottish sentence ever.

Lorigia and Legionary alba

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Post by British Bayonet suppressed by Territorio di Nessuno.

Legionary alba wrote:want a translation ya bampot

When you start talking normally.

Libertandonien wrote:Fact of the day

China is the country with the most Buddhists.

Go China!

Sanctum and ultima wrote:I'm Muslim but amen

Lemme guess.....

Pakistan?

Ulstome wrote:The Kingdom of Ulstome declares war on the Empire of Brittania British Bayonet), you shall fall to the might of our great navy

You might get oofed

Varola, Lorigia, Libertandonien, and Haunti

Legionary alba

British Bayonet wrote:When you start talking normally.

mate, I am talking normally just not like you.
if you came to my glorious nation you'd see

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Legionary alba wrote:mate, I am talking normally just not like you.

Allow me to rephrase that, when you start talking Civilly

Asthea wrote:Go China!

Lemme guess.....

Pakistan?

You might get oofed

Nah, it is joke declaration, I’m a landlocked nation.

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Legionary alba

British Bayonet wrote:Allow me to rephrase that, when you start talking Civilly

Let me quote my national motto here
"yer maws got baws and yer da loves it"

Post by British Bayonet suppressed by Territorio di Nessuno.

Legionary alba wrote:Let me quote my national motto here
"yer maws got baws and yer da loves it"

Ok? No clue what that is either

Post by Legionary alba suppressed by Territorio di Nessuno.

Legionary alba

British Bayonet wrote:Ok? No clue what that is either

Let me translate into bawbag speak
"Your mother has balls and your father loves it"

Sanctum and ultima wrote:dont assume my nationality
Also, we're a neutral, pacifist nation, in theory anyways. But, because of dang commies, stratocrats and technocrats, our nation plunged into civil war

I'm very sorry for my racist views

Good to see a pacifist country like me was still exist in this messed up world

Ulstome wrote:Nah, it is joke declaration, I’m a landlocked nation.

Lemme rephrase my post

"I got oofed"

Great solordia and Dinoium

Post by British Bayonet suppressed by Territorio di Nessuno.

Legionary alba wrote:Let me translate into bawbag speak
"Your mother has balls and your father loves it"

Very civil.

Legionary alba

British Bayonet wrote:Very civil.

indeed

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