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The assheian freehold wrote:Wasn't Lanorth a military dictatorship, like, twelve hearbeats ago?

Let me rephrase. What the hell? You decide what happens in other people's nations. If there was a virus in Lanorth, I would make a post on it, not you. You decide what happens in your nation, not my own. Not anyone elses. I am putting it as nicely as I can. Are you even on SR?

The assheian freehold

Lanorth wrote:Let me rephrase. What the hell? You decide what happens in other people's nations. If there was a virus in Lanorth, I would make a post on it, not you. You decide what happens in your nation, not my own. Not anyone elses. I am putting it as nicely as I can.

I'm reporting what I see in the RMB. If anything was inaccurate I would appreciate if you'd notify me instead of...this.

Lorigia and Hailica

Lanorth wrote:Let me rephrase. What the hell? You decide what happens in other people's nations. If there was a virus in Lanorth, I would make a post on it, not you. You decide what happens in your nation, not my own. Not anyone elses. I am putting it as nicely as I can. Are you even on SR?

Lanorth, are u authoritarian to build the government that censors something?

The assheian freehold and Hailica

The assheian freehold wrote:I'm reporting what I see in the RMB. If anything was inaccurate I would appreciate if you'd notify me instead of...this.

Are you on SR? Also, there was no virus in Lanorth. None whatsoever.

The assheian freehold

Lanorth wrote:Are you on SR? Also, there was no virus in Lanorth. None whatsoever.

I'm trying to turn over the 'Ashakad' territory to mine since that's the RP event. And I am Ashakad so there shouldn't be any issue. But did I say Lanorth by accident in the virus stories? I'll redact that and replace it with the appropriate individuals if I have.
I also meant no harm. My news report wasn't meant came off as me policing canons and making my own for other nations.

The assheian freehold wrote:AssheiNews - ⲀⲥⲥϩⲉⲂⲩⲥⲥⲩⲣ - 阿她我 新闻 - アッシーニュース - ĘsħeVakoloz - АссейНовости
Good day, friends and residents of The North Pacific. The Assheian Freehold has declared total independence from The Ashakadan Empire. The Assheian Freehold is in a percarious situation and the government is having trouble retaining stability. Protests and riots have already taken place across the Freehold.
The Free Assheian Government has recently been making serious reforms that have gotten extremely varied approvals from the Assheian People themselves. They claim that, though oppressed under Imperial colonialism, the nation was stable and it stood for something.
Furthermore, The Assheian Freehold has officially left OSEAN, seeing no purpose in keeping membership believing that the Freehold is more than capable of defending itself. The Freehold no longer has its borders open to OSEAN members and their ships, aircrafts, and vehicles will be turned away at the border without the proper permissions and/or documentation.

In International news, a deadly virus has swept across
LongLanorth[/nation has formed in lieu of the dangerous military government previously present. The Freehold applauds this democratic movement, as should the others of Strangereal.
LongMoisus[/nation has mysteriously found itself in absence of all Conservative members of its society. Political Genocide, Extradition, and social evolution to leftist preference have all been theorized. Moisus has yet to deliver an official statement on the matter.
LongAsthea[/nation has recently had an agricultural boom, creating a bountiful harvest and filling marketplaces and trade routes across the nation with freshly farmed foods.
In more Asthean news, Two Ten-Megaton Nuclear bombs were found buried under Griswall City Center and Marina Bay City Center. Nuclear physicists are reportedly-and understandably-baffled by the bombs' presence and seeking answers in vain.
[nation]Universalist Qatar[/nation has reformed their Economy, focusing on the trade of recently uncovered oil and natural gases.
Radicaster has formed the Anomalous Investigation Agency, dedicated to securing Humanity against all threats to our collective survival, seemingly focusing on the supernatural and alien.
[nation]Lucedeia[/nation is approaching the status of a civil war, the two major factions in their government calling for international support and recognition as the ruling body of the Empire.
OCorp, the ruling corporate body of [nation]Yugobatania[/nation, has revealed an apocalyptic bio-weapon known as 'Manticore.' The International Community has taken minimal action against this development. However, the disease is highly virulent and near-impossible to spread beyond one area.

The OSEAN Alliance has appointed a new cabinet, the fitness of the leaders likely and, through the proper use of power, guaranteed, as always.
Additionally, OSEAN has recieved several war threats from nations and alliances alike, and war may be in the international future once again between Strangereal's major alliances.

“What did you say? I’ll have you know this section about our agency is in direct violation of the Espionage Act of the Year III and you will be promptly be executed by firing squad.”
-[DATA EXPUNGED], Director of [REDACTED]

The assheian freehold

The assheian freehold

Radicaster wrote:“What did you say? I’ll have you know this section about our agency is in direct violation of the Espionage Act of the Year III and you will be promptly be executed by firing squad.”
-[DATA EXPUNGED], Director of [REDACTED]

PLEASE I'M JUST AN INTERN

This is what Mzeusian agents say about Mzeusia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey0D53Dxl3M

The assheian freehold wrote:PLEASE I'M JUST AN INTERN

THE PEOPLE DEMAND BLOOD

Lorigia and The assheian freehold

The assheian freehold wrote:I'm trying to turn over the 'Ashakad' territory to mine since that's the RP event. And I am Ashakad so there shouldn't be any issue. But did I say Lanorth by accident in the virus stories? I'll redact that and replace it with the appropriate individuals if I have.
I also meant no harm. My news report wasn't meant came off as me policing canons and making my own for other nations.

There was no virus in Lanorth. Also, even if there was, you would not know about it. It would be like Chernobyl. The government would keep it a secret.

Post by The Empire of Balestria suppressed by Bobberino.

Hello everyone! I'm only here for a few hours as a vacation. I'm going to introduce myself now. My name is The Empire of Balestria and I am president of Nation of Balestria , Parridisa , and The Balestrian vault. Those are part of the balestrian states. I am looking forward to this.

Venezuela free states

Dont mind us of kidnapping some of your informers that go in our land, their are just.....taking a glass of water in our hotels, they are not in "cages" or something like that....yeah...*message still open* oh great your capture the wrong guy, get the other!!!...wait is this still open?

The assheian freehold

Lanorth wrote:There was no virus in Lanorth. Also, even if there was, you would not know about it. It would be like Chernobyl. The government would keep it a secret.

I just saw and have corrected the mistake, I was in the middle of writing a more urgent story about the 'Herobrine Virus' but the sources were scrambled and I couldn't find much beyond satire, heresay and shifty facts. I forgot to delete that line before posting, and now we're here. I apologize if the mistake at all offended.

The Empire of Balestria no recruitment here.

Hey Bobberino! Why did you supress my post?

Who wants to accept the generous offer extended by our glorious emperor, join the Krinslo Empire and be protected by our great military

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:The Empire of Balestria no recruitment here.

Ok. I was just introducing myself.

The Empire of Balestria wrote:Ok. I was just introducing myself.

*Picks your pocket and then picks Territorio di Nessuno's pocket.

Mzeusia wrote:*Picks your pocket and the picks Territorio di Nessuno's pocket.

*Shoots him with gun*

Post self-deleted by Venezuela free states.

Outpost 31

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:....*20 anvils fall on your head.* Pffft.

Ow. Thirry is hurt, offended and considering the use of a flamethrower.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Lorigia and Outpost 31

Asthea wrote:Asthea is ranked 2,229th in the world and 150th in The North Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 92.57 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Guess were not so cat after all

The "I like it" type of "greatest union" in "what I like"

Aww that’s so sweet of you! Also, The Soviet States of Europe I’m the chairman of OSEAN now!

New Octicarg wrote:Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Lorigia, New Octicarg, and Outpost 31

Venezuela free states

...
why do you think that?
of course!!!!.....
is it?

New Octicarg wrote:Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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