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Hello all, hope you are all well.
Here is this week's poll, regarding the heinous raid on The Embassy. Vote and feel free to share to others (it's an open poll, non-restricted) , this concerns every nation and region on NationStates!!
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Great Turf Wars



There were already Turf Wars dating back to 2,000 years before the current setting, perhaps either as a competitive sport or a method to settle conflicts. The first recorded Turf War occurred during a period in Inkling history with many similarities to Ancient Egypt, roughly 2,000 years before the events of Splatoon began. However, as these Turf Wars of nineteen centuries later involved the Inklings and Octarians (instead of just teams of four Inklings), it has expanded into a bigger campaign, great enough to become a historical event.

Before the Great Turf Wars, the Inklings and Octarians had "amicable relations", until the rising sea levels caused them to lash out against each other in a power struggle over the remaining land.

As time progressed, the Octarians separated themselves from the other species of the Mollusc Era. They became dissatisfied with the amount of available dry land and waged war on the Inklings, the other dominant species at the time, to gain total control of the turf.

The Octarians constructed a variety of large machines known as the Great Octoweapons and began attacking Inkling cities.

The first battles of the Great War ended in victory for the Octarian forces. The diligent Octarians easily dominated the Inklings, who were unable to wake up early enough in the morning to defend themselves.(The Inklings have long led a hedonistic style of life).

Heralded by loud explosions, the Great Octoweapons quickly stormed the Inklings' central stronghold. Victory for the Octarians seemed all but certain, but due to a plug being carelessly pulled from its socket, their hopes were dashed. Lady Luck shone down on the Inklings, and the Inklings' victory over the Octarians was most likely due to their superior number of limbs. The Inklings secured a victory in the war and forced the Octarians to retreat to underground lairs such as Octo Valley, which were constructed from the ruins of the subterranean cities built by the remnants of humanity.

The Inkling faction had a fighting force known as the Squidbeak Splatoon led by Cap'n Cuttlefish, which fought against the Octarians during the war..

Read factbook

The Lunar Commune wrote:It takes a while to build up your economy as a socialist nation. I'm still at "basket case." I wish starting out as socialist didn't automatically give you a terrible economy.

Economy is the easiest thing one.. it always just goes up by itself no matter what I do..

Also wow.. I've reached #1 in the region for the defense stat.. and I'm not very big and intimidating.. Hope the moon is never invaded cause we doomed..

Slowly but surely, my economy is improving. It's up to fragile now, and there have been no serious costs to the environment yet. In fact, the environment has been getting better overall.

Wow my economy is pretty crappy.. need to fix that..

The only stats I care about is keeping my main as a mother knows best state

I haven't been able to find the cheese yet.

Flat moon theory

The Earth is round--or an oblate spheroid, to be specific. Everyone knows this, and has since antiquity. The moon, on the other hand, is quite flat.

Flat moon theory wrote:The Earth is round--or an oblate spheroid, to be specific. Everyone knows this, and has since antiquity. The moon, on the other hand, is quite flat.

What about the sun?

Black Nightfall wrote:What about the sun?

the sun is a hexagonal prism

Flat moon theory

Flat moon theory wrote:The Earth is round--or an oblate spheroid, to be specific. Everyone knows this, and has since antiquity. The moon, on the other hand, is quite flat.

Finally, someone who dares to speak out against the muggles who believe the government-propaganda lies of a spherical moon.

Flat moon theory

Hello everyone

Just as long as we can agree the Moon is made of cheese. What else would we be harvesting? Rocks? HA!

Parvani wrote:Just as long as we can agree the Moon is made of cheese. What else would we be harvesting? Rocks? HA!

Rocks do make good money, as long as you know the right places to sell them. Specifically, behind booths at fairs, with a decent amount of mysticality.

Hello from Free the Cheese!

Of freedom and liberty wrote:Hello from Free the Cheese!

hello, how is freeing the cheese going?

Lalunia wrote:hello, how is freeing the cheese going?

We've mostly been sticking to getting new embassies to increase our amount of diplomatic channels. If we're gonna free the cheese, then we will need to do that before we really try to expand. Thanks for asking Lalunia, and I hope that you and your comrades at The Moon share our feelings on freeing the cheese.

Are the craters on the moon the result of extremist cheese liberationists? Have they been emancipating the ground we're standing on?

The craters are just the surface-level evidence of the holes that are naturally produced during the maturation of the cheese, as you can see in any good Emmental.

Can we move the Emmental a bit closer to the Sun so I can dip it in some bread?

Fondue party!

The wabbitslayah

biscuits, I forgot to turn on vacation mode. :(

Well crap.. I accidently picked the not evil option in my issues making me only second for defense budget.. also I turned psychotic somehow because communism..

This does prove one thing though.. never switch back and forth between capitalism and communism.. it ruins your stats either way.. once you picked a side stay with it..

Also Wabbit done CTE eh!

Just testing if I can still tag Crazy girl

Lalunia

I see puppets..

Lalunia

KaguyaHime wrote:I see puppets..

wow, that's a lot.

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