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Jestar Falls wrote:Bad idea. Radiation sticks around longer on the moon

*Sends in radiation scrubbing bombs*

Azachland wrote:That is simply not possible. The chad energy I radiate creates a barrier that protects me from all of your nerd mumbo-jumbo.

But what if the country of chad does not exist? What if it is all a lie? What is chadism? How does it work? What is its fundamental forces? These all question any persons quantity of chaditity.

Lati twins reichpact wrote:But what if the country of chad does not exist? What if it is all a lie? What is chadism? How does it work? What is its fundamental forces? These all question any persons quantity of chaditity.

Sounds like nerd talk to me.

Wardrop wrote:*Sends in radiation scrubbing bombs*

Why send in bombs when we can just... steal the moon!

Philippine Red Sun wrote:[Warning] I am gonna say something uncomfortable for most people so skip it if you don't like the talk of cannibalism, and Abortion.... I am sorry if I ruined your day.....

*Me Casually preparing a transaction for your nation*
Hello good sir how much surplus of failed unborn fetuses do you have? It would just be a waste to throw them away. So to not waste God's great gifts, our nation is willing to make a trade from you. As you can see or hear from the diplomatic documents of your diplomat, we the Philippine Red Sunian's do not dissaprove of cannibalism.

Though we mandate it heavily, afterall we are not savages. Our nation's supply of unborn fetuses is getting low, we the Philippine Red Sunian's would like to order at least 10,000 unborn fetuses because the festival of Blood and honor is coming soon.

As we are afraid that we may be under supplied during the festival. And you may even think that 'why not use your own unborn fetuses from abortion? '...

Well the sad news it that we dissaprove of abortion even though we eat it weekly, which is ironically complicated. So in all in all we would like a trade from you guys, even at the minimum of 10,000 Unborn fetuses would be a great trade.

And what is for you in this trade you may ask? Well we can trade you Weapons, Medical Supplies, Mercinaries, Official Discounts from our companies, Discounted Oil, Gold, Diamond, Prisoners that can be use as slaves and so much more..... So do we have deal?

P. S. Even if the Unborn children have sideffects we would still like to buy them, we wont' give it to our citizens but instead to our prisoners so that we can limit the cost of Unborn fetuses. And so we can see what the side effects of your experiment if eaten looks like.

Very well mein fruend well send you the undesirable experiments to your country only if you would do the same for us, send us your healthiest citizens for experimentation.

https://youtu.be/3I-JSWS9EVM

Wardrop wrote:*Sends in radiation scrubbing bombs*

I can't argue with that

Deer College is an institution of higher education in the occult arts and sciences devoted to the intrinsic value of intellectual and magical pursuits and governed by the highest standards of scholarship, critical thought, and creativity. Since its founding in 1948 as an independent undergraduate institution, Deer College has remained steadfast to one central commitment: to provide a balanced and comprehensive magical education fulfilling the highest standards of academic excellence.

What in the fecking feck fecking happened the feck here?

The romanian confederacy

Помогите мне, пожалуйста.

The romanian confederacy wrote:Помогите мне, пожалуйста.

I am so sorry about this, I haven't gotten apesh*t in weeks...

What would happen if I made my Inquisitors to be a Special Task Force in my country... Would there be weekly exucutions via fire?

Philippine Red Sun wrote:What would happen if I made my Inquisitors to be a Special Task Force in my country... Would there be weekly exucutions via fire?

Tak

bruv, we doctrinate children to be devote soldiers and train them for kamikaze bombing

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If Jesus is God and God is Jesus, then Jesus just committed Incest because he was the one who impregnated Mother Mary? Does that mean Incest is holy? If yu gus don't know what I am referring, I am referring about the Trinity theology. The Theology Refers that Jesus is God, God is Jesus, Jesus is the Holy Spirit, The Holy Spirit is God, The Holy Spirit is Jesus and God is the Holy Spirit. It's a complicted thing for me.

Philippine Red Sun wrote:If Jesus is God and God is Jesus, then Jesus just committed Incest because he was the one who impregnated Mother Mary? Does that mean Incest is holy? If yu gus don't know what I am referring, I am referring about the Trinity theology. The Theology Refers that Jesus is God, God is Jesus, Jesus is the Holy Spirit, The Holy Spirit is God, The Holy Spirit is Jesus and God is the Holy Spirit. It's a complicted thing for me.

According to the book he went inside Mary

Like going to a door of a house

*practices her piano *

The romanian confederacy and Plutoracy

Vestonnia wrote:What in the fecking feck fecking happened the feck here?

My my, deer college is here.

Vestonnia wrote:According to the book he went inside Mary

Like going to the door of a house

But according to the bible, and the local priest in my town, that Jesus's Biological Mother is Mary...And his Spiritual and Biological Father is God/ AKA Himself... I need to ask my Teacher in religion this question as well...

Philippine Red Sun wrote:But according to the bible, and the local priest in my town, that Jesus's Biological Mother is Mary...And his Spiritual and Biological Father is God/ AKA Himself... I need to ask my Teacher in religion this question as well...

Mary was an instrument used by God to serve His purpose at the appointed time. She was never a party to great plans or designs to go about achieving them. She was just an instrument of God used for God's purpose. Jesus needed a vessel to come into this world and Mary was a lady of great faith and upright in standing.

Noda Megumi wrote:*practices her piano *

Plays jeruslem on a radio very loudly.

Just add nuclear waste! It’s fun for the whole irradiated family!

Lati twins reichpact wrote:Plays jeruslem on a radio very loudly.

Bah, no taste
Turns radio down and starts playing Reb Baron quietly as not to disturb the piano.
Listen quietly to this or enjoy the peak of culture.

*continues her piano practice*

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