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Vestonnia wrote:You are bold one indeed

“Get used to it, boy.”

hmm giant sleeps

Remember everyone, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offense.

Viridus and Philippine Red Sun

Jestar Falls wrote:Remember everyone, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offense.

Hmmmmm, but what if it's a laundry basket? Does that mean stealing underwear is legal unless it's from a clothesline?

Philippine Red Sun wrote:Hmmmmm, but what if it's a laundry basket? Does that mean stealing underwear is legal unless it's from a clothesline?

It depends. That's not illegal but laundry baskets are usually indoors so that would be breaking and entiring.

Anime East Asia wrote:hmm giant sleeps

What does this mean?

Plutoracy wrote:Don't forget my rampant dinosaurs

Also don’t forget my “Peacekeepers” that go “peacefully” into smol countries around me.

Azachland wrote:What does this mean?

the giant sleeps

Anime East Asia wrote:the giant sleeps

Shhh your going to wake it.

Anime East Asia wrote:the giant sleeps

It’s me, I’m the giant :D

*Casually tests nuclear weapons on moon*

*Casually utilizes capital and corporal punishment in spite of the WA*

Viridus wrote:*Casually utilizes capital and corporal punishment in spite of the WA*

WA is for nerds.

*causally experiments on unborn children and see if they become what Pimpmler wished to achieve for his master race*

Ordensstaat Burgundische wrote:*causally experiments on unborn children and see if they become what Pimpmler wished to achieve for his master race*

[Warning] I am gonna say something uncomfortable for most people so skip it if you don't like the talk of cannibalism, and Abortion.... I am sorry if I ruined your day.....

*Me Casually preparing a transaction for your nation*
Hello good sir how much surplus of failed unborn fetuses do you have? It would just be a waste to throw them away. So to not waste God's great gifts, our nation is willing to make a trade from you. As you can see or hear from the diplomatic documents of your diplomat, we the Philippine Red Sunian's do not dissaprove of cannibalism.

Though we mandate it heavily, afterall we are not savages. Our nation's supply of unborn fetuses is getting low, we the Philippine Red Sunian's would like to order at least 10,000 unborn fetuses because the festival of Blood and honor is coming soon.

As we are afraid that we may be under supplied during the festival. And you may even think that 'why not use your own unborn fetuses from abortion? '...

Well the sad news it that we dissaprove of abortion even though we eat it weekly, which is ironically complicated. So in all in all we would like a trade from you guys, even at the minimum of 10,000 Unborn fetuses would be a great trade.

And what is for you in this trade you may ask? Well we can trade you Weapons, Medical Supplies, Mercinaries, Official Discounts from our companies, Discounted Oil, Gold, Diamond, Prisoners that can be use as slaves and so much more..... So do we have deal?

P. S. Even if the Unborn children have sideffects we would still like to buy them, we wont' give it to our citizens but instead to our prisoners so that we can limit the cost of Unborn fetuses. And so we can see what the side effects of your experiment if eaten looks like.

I have the perfect weeb body and psychology

Viridus

Azachland wrote:WA is for nerds.

But what if... your a nerd?

*continues her piano practice*

Viridus, Plutoracy, and Archaelandia

What the hell happened here.

Viridus and Archaelandia

Lati twins reichpact wrote:But what if... your a nerd?

*secretly reads nerdy stuff*

Noda Megumi wrote:*continues her piano practice*

play nerdy sh-AAAAAAA THE PIANOS ARE COMING AAAAAAAA

Lati twins reichpact wrote:But what if... your a nerd?

That is simply not possible. The chad energy I radiate creates a barrier that protects me from all of your nerd mumbo-jumbo.

Wardrop wrote:*Casually tests nuclear weapons on moon*

Bad idea. Radiation sticks around longer on the moon

Azachland wrote:It’s me, I’m the giant :D

Oh no, the giant is awake!!! D:

Land Land Country Country wrote:Oh no, the giant is awake!!! D:

Tsul

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