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Lampastan wrote:How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

As many as you can afford

Pastalands, Ryaktadis, and Lampastan

Just flying on thru on our way south.

Are you open for visitors?

Pastalands, Ryaktadis, Noodle arms, and Lampastan

Migrating Geese wrote:Just flying on thru on our way south.

Are you open for visitors?

It would be our pleasure.

There's a meadow with a sizable pond just to the North of the main rectory; you folk can settle in there for the night, rest up and get some food.

Will there be others following in your wake?

Migrating Geese, Pastalands, and Noodle arms

Migrating Geese wrote:Are you open for visitors?

Ooooohhh, goosies!

Wanna play, wanna play, wanna play!

Noodle arms wrote:Ooooohhh, goosies!

You be nice now and don't scare them.

If you want to be helpful, you could go to the shed out back and fetch some sacks of corn out to the north field, scatter them around a bit.

Migrating Geese and Noodle arms

Lampastan wrote:You be nice now and don't scare them.

If you want to be helpful, you could go to the shed out back and fetch some sacks of corn up to the north field, scatter them around a bit.

Okie-dokie, and I'll try not to scare them.

He scampers to the shed to find the bags of corn

Migrating Geese and Lampastan

Noodle arms wrote:Okie-dokie, and I'll try not to scare them.

He scampers to the shed to find the bags of corn

That's a good lad.

Pastalands and Noodle arms

Lampastan wrote:Will there be others following in your wake?

A few.

Pastalands, Ryaktadis, Noodle arms, and Lampastan

Beep beep! Just passin’ through, lookin’ for a gas station.

Ryaktadis, Noodle arms, and Lampastan

Herby wrote:Beep beep! Just passin’ through, lookin’ for a gas station.

Welcome, Herby.

The man from Lampastan directs them to the pumps at the motor pool

Have them check all your fluids while you're here. If you're low, we can replace them with marinara sauce.

Spaghetti Marinara and Noodle arms

Herby wrote:Beep beep! Just passin’ through, lookin’ for a gas station.

A talking car?! That's way more interesting than goosies!

Unless...

Twirls and jumps

The goosies ride the talking car like they are driving it!

Pastalands and Lampastan

Just another Happy Wanderer rolling along with the Geese and friends road show.

Ryaktadis, Noodle arms, and Lampastan

Stone Circle Aviators wrote:Just another Happy Wanderer rolling along with the Geese and friends road show.

Welcome, welcome. We have room for all.

Will you be bedding down with the geese ("down with the geese", lol), or will you be needing a room?

Noodle arms

Stone Circle Aviators wrote:Just another Happy Wanderer rolling along with the Geese and friends road show.

This day just keeps getting better!

I'm going to make some lemonade, a big pitcher of it.

Noodle arms wrote:I'm going to make some lemonade, a big pitcher of it.

Don't forget to wash your hands first, young feller.

Tousles the young man's hair

Noodle arms

Greetings from TAO. Just passing through on WalkAbout withe Geese and friends.

Create Nations, Ryaktadis, Noodle arms, and Lampastan

Lampastan wrote:Welcome, welcome. We have room for all.

Will you be bedding down with the geese ("down with the geese", lol), or will you be needing a room?

Being an independent individual, i know i can't talk for the rest of our fine flock. But, i require a separate room and bill before departing this auspicious region.

Ryaktadis, Spaghetti Marinara, Noodle arms, and Lampastan

Superl wrote:I have joined because this region looks cool. I have joined because it appears you have senses of humor above tier 3. My old region was destroyed by old age, and I seek permission for joining this region. If you should decline, feel free to kick me out

Migrating Geese wrote:Just flying on thru on our way south.
Are you open for visitors?

Herby wrote:Beep beep! Just passin’ through, lookin’ for a gas station.

Stone Circle Aviators wrote:Just another Happy Wanderer rolling along with the Geese and friends road show.

TAO the Wanderer wrote:Greetings from TAO. Just passing through on WalkAbout withe Geese and friends.

Welcome!!! This is awesome. The more, the merrier.

There is no need to ask for permission. Just find an empty chair in the common room. If you look around, you will see the The Bar on the corner of every region. Have a drink - my treat.

I'm an ordained Pastafarian minister - if anyone needs any spiritual service, please let me know.

Our rules are outlined in The Eight “I’d rather You Didn’t"s

Stone Circle Aviators wrote:I require a separate room and bill before departing this auspicious region.

If you'll follow me, we have a guest house you will probably find quite comfortable.

Waves away the thought of 'billing'

We are a retreat for meditation and introspection; there's is no charge for enlightenment here.

If you wanted to help with some chores around the property during your visit, that'd be a friendly compensation.

Pastalands and Noodle arms

Lampastan wrote:Don't forget to wash your hands first, young feller.

Tousles the young man's hair

Why?

Looks confused for a moment and then remembers what he was doing a few minutes ago behind the barn

Oh, yeah, sure, no problem!

Lampastan

Pastalands wrote:...Just find an empty chair in the common room. If you look around, you will see the The Bar on the corner of every region. Have a drink - my treat...

I opened a tap at the bar

Just mention my name, and you should get a free drink. They make really smashing Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. (Don't drink it while standing)

Spaghetti Marinara and Lampastan

Noodle arms wrote:Why?

Looks confused for a moment and then remembers what he was doing a few minutes ago behind the barn

Oh, yeah, sure, no problem!

Hey! Don't tell them what we did behind the barn!!!

Noodle arms and Lampastan

Lampastan wrote:If you wanted to help with some chores around the property during your visit, that'd be a friendly compensation.

I'd be more than happy to use my wheel to mill grains for you. After all i gotta keep in shape for next leg of our voyage.

Spaghetti Marinara and Lampastan

Ryaktadis wrote:Hey! Don't tell them what we did behind the barn!!!

What happens behind the barn, stays behind the barn.

Except for the stuff I've got to go wash off now, if you'll excuse me.

The young acolyte heads for the communal showers

Lampastan

Stone Circle Aviators wrote:I'd be more than happy to use my wheel to mill grains for you.

Now you're talking.

Fills a concrete trough with dried whole kernels of corn

We need at least enough corn flour to make hush puppies for tonight's common meal.

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