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I hope everyone had a great FSMass, and I will you all the best in 2020.

Lampastan

Read all about it!
- What on Eurth? It's the Eurth News Network
- Nazis, nukes, and North Pacificans in the Crazybloxian Times
- World politics in The Times
- Voted News Operation of the Year: NS Today - https://nationstates.news
- Almost impeachment in the Force Flyer
- Clean, Green Tigers in Macau Week
- Update from The Independent
- Unpublished interviews - the Gameplay magazine that never reached the press
- Get your Daily Line and place a sports bet

Stream Spotify Playlists
Play 🔺Higher or Lower?🔻 at the Sands
Choose our Charity of the Year

Lampastan

Lampastan, why are we closing embassies?

Lampastan

Lampastan

Korotania wrote:Lampastan, why are we closing embassies?

For violations of zoning regulations. Plus they've been cooking a lot of cabbage and the neighbors were complaining about the smell.

Lampastan wrote:For violations of zoning regulations. Plus they've been cooking a lot of cabbage and the neighbors were complaining about the smell.

Good catch!
I checked out documentation, and I found this:

We love interacting with other nations and regions.

We will accept all embassy requests, except:
1. Regions actively involved in raiding now or in the past
2. Regions that promote or approve of raiding in their
- description
- pinned dispatches
- message board
3. Regions with one or more of the following tags:
- fascist
- raider
- invader
4. Regions that have embassies with one of the well regions known for raiding, including:
- The Black Hawks

Once embassy is approved, it can be revoked if
- it comes to our attention that the region meets one or more of the exclusion criteria above, or if
- one of the region's officers posts stuff on our message board that violates one of I'd Rather You Didn'ts.

If one of your members posts crap on our message board, we will let the officers know. If it doesn't stop, we will revoke the embassy.

Exceptions to rule #4 may be granted. The decision is based on the ineffable FSM's opinion, as revealed to rev. Pastalands.

List of current exceptions:
- The Bar on the corner of every region - the region has been touched by a noodly appendage, and the leadership is following the 8 I'd rather you didn'ts

Read factbook


The cabbage definitely violates one of the I'd Rather You Didn'ts

Pastalands and Lampastan

Lampastan

Korotania wrote:The cabbage definitely violates one of the I'd Rather You Didn'ts

Cabbage and spaghetti together are a culinary crime against nature.

I see someone accidentally approved embassy with Codex Ylvus. Thanks for fixing that Lampastan.
They are just a puppet storage.

Korotania and Lampastan

Lampastan

Pastalands wrote:They are just a puppet storage.

Massive puppet storage.

When you have trouble logging in and the game bogs down, remember that those 2,055 nation accounts are controlled by one player taking up server space and computational resources. I've no problem with players having three or four accounts or even a hundred, if they're using them to constructive ends, but two thousand accounts that serve no purpose other than to artificially pump up your region's stats should be looked into by the game's staff.

Lampastan wrote:Massive puppet storage.

When you have trouble logging in and the game bogs down, remember that those 2,055 nation accounts are controlled by one player taking up server space and computational resources. I've no problem with players having three or four accounts or even a hundred, if they're using them to constructive ends, but two thousand accounts that serve no purpose other than to artificially pump up your region's stats should be looked into by the game's staff.

I know a region like that NOOOT it's called Chicken overlords and it's simply despicable.

Lampastan

Lampastan

Pingu Armada wrote:Chicken overlords

At least the Chicken overlords show a little creativity in their nation accounts, not just fill it with numbered versions of the same thing.

But you are correct that the creation of so many unused accounts is simply a waste of the game's space and resources. I'm not one to say "there outta be a rule" but c'mon, if you're just filling up space that could be used more effectively, then there ought to be a limit.

Lampastan wrote:At least the Chicken overlords show a little creativity in their nation accounts, not just fill it with numbered versions of the same thing.

But you are correct that the creation of so many unused accounts is simply a waste of the games space and resources. I'm not one to say "there outta be a rule" but c'mon, if you're just filling up space that could be used more effectively, then there ought to be a limit.

I actually used to be a member of chicken overlords, but it was too toxic for me so I left NOOOT.

Korotania and Lampastan

Everyone, please instruct your citizens to maintain social distance #flattenthecurve

Lampastan

Lampastan

Korotania wrote:Everyone, please instruct your citizens to maintain social distance #flattenthecurve

My citizens could barely stand themselves in the first place so ordering them to keep a distance will be easy-peasy.

Lampastan

Everything copacetic with everyone? Weathering the current plague with good humor and aplomb?

Hello fellow citizens of the FSM,

In the past few months, our region has been increasingly less active and requires new programs to stimulate growth and development. That's why I'm here. As your newly elected Delegate and Region Leader, I will be making some changes to the FSM to ensure the expansion and security of our region. Among these are the appointment of new, democratically elected cabinet members and a review of the outdated constitution. I will work with the new Cabinet how alterations should be made so these changes come as smooth and effective as possible. I hope to see you supporting our region along the way.

Long live the FSM,
The People's Republic of Denningrad
Regional Delegate

Bring back Denningrad ✊

Unless you think it ist the will of the FSM

Give the region free.

Read all about it!
- A new pharaoh rises in NS Today - https://nationstates.news/weekend-edition-april-26th-2020/2690/
- Frank talking in the Noodle Shop Newsletter
- Party time in the Region Name Times
- Deception uncovered in The Times - https://biteable.com/watch/the-commission-scam-2503258
- Delivered! The Noodle Shop Newsletter
- Easter treaties in the U.C.E.O.T.W. Times
- Land grab in the Region Name Times

Get involved!
- Look out for the new Legendary Competition
- Cast your vote in your Eligible Polls
- Raise the stakes with 🔺Higher or Lower?🔻

While I was social-distancing, someone overthrew entire leadership. I reinstated a few. If anyone else wants to be an officer, let me know.

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