The Flying Spaghetti Monster LandsBoard

Lampastan wrote:

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

As many as you can afford

Migrating Geese wrote:

Just flying on thru on our way south.

Are you open for visitors?

It would be our pleasure.

There's a meadow with a sizable pond just to the North of the main rectory; you folk can settle in there for the night, rest up and get some food.

Will there be others following in your wake?

Noodle arms wrote:

Ooooohhh, goosies!

You be nice now and don't scare them.

If you want to be helpful, you could go to the shed out back and fetch some sacks of corn out to the north field, scatter them around a bit.

Noodle arms wrote:

Okie-dokie, and I'll try not to scare them.

He scampers to the shed to find the bags of corn

That's a good lad.

Beep beep! Just passin’ through, lookin’ for a gas station.

Herby wrote:

Beep beep! Just passin’ through, lookin’ for a gas station.

A talking car?! That's way more interesting than goosies!

Unless...

Twirls and jumps

The goosies ride the talking car like they are driving it!

Stone Circle Aviators wrote:

Just another Happy Wanderer rolling along with the Geese and friends road show.

Welcome, welcome. We have room for all.

Will you be bedding down with the geese ("down with the geese", lol), or will you be needing a room?

Noodle arms wrote:

I'm going to make some lemonade, a big pitcher of it.

Don't forget to wash your hands first, young feller.

Tousles the young man's hair

Lampastan wrote:

Welcome, welcome. We have room for all.

Will you be bedding down with the geese ("down with the geese", lol), or will you be needing a room?

Being an independent individual, i know i can't talk for the rest of our fine flock. But, i require a separate room and bill before departing this auspicious region.

Stone Circle Aviators wrote:

I require a separate room and bill before departing this auspicious region.

If you'll follow me, we have a guest house you will probably find quite comfortable.

Waves away the thought of 'billing'

We are a retreat for meditation and introspection; there's is no charge for enlightenment here.

If you wanted to help with some chores around the property during your visit, that'd be a friendly compensation.

Pastalands wrote:

...Just find an empty chair in the common room. If you look around, you will see the The Bar on the corner of every region. Have a drink - my treat...

I opened a tap at the bar

Just mention my name, and you should get a free drink. They make really smashing Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. (Don't drink it while standing)

Stone Circle Aviators wrote:

I'd be more than happy to use my wheel to mill grains for you.

Now you're talking.

Fills a concrete trough with dried whole kernels of corn

We need at least enough corn flour to make hush puppies for tonight's common meal.