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<a generic conversation-starting post>

Rejoice, citizens. The Fourth Hegemony has freed you from the yoke of Marxism.

Spaghetti Marinara wrote:<a generic conversation-starting post>

<a generic reply>

It looks like we were raided during my absence. Someone removed all our tags and closed all the embassies.

Praise for The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

<witty comment>

Lampastan wrote:<witty comment>

<a witty rebuttal>

Lampastan

Pastalands wrote:<a witty rebuttal>

<self-effacing capitulation>

Lampastan wrote:<self-effacing capitulation>

<excessive gloating>

I haven't rebuilt the embassies since the last raid. Any suggestions?

Pastalands wrote:<excessive gloating>

<obsequious sarcasm with inexplicable addition of dancing banana emoji>

Pastalands wrote:I haven't rebuilt the embassies since the last raid. Any suggestions?

No idea.

Pastalands wrote:Any suggestions?

Expediting?

Lampastan wrote:<obsequious sarcasm with inexplicable addition of dancing banana emoji>

Banana emoji is way to specific for this thread

Pastalands wrote:Banana emoji is way to specific for this thread

<Noncommittal shrug>

<Luke-warm greeting with listless wave>

Iconoclastic islands wrote:<Luke-warm greeting with listless wave>

<Slight nod of acknowledgement in your general direction>

<strained smile, while indicating the new embassy with a jerk of his head>

Molch wrote:<strained smile, while indicating the new embassy with a jerk of his head>

<half-hearted thumbs-up with no eye contact>

<Enthusiastic hand clap followed by finger pistols, but after an assessment of the mood, a rapid withdrawal>

Lampastan wrote:<half-hearted thumbs-up with no eye contact>

<golf clap>

Spaghetti Marinara wrote:<golf clap>

<a lengthy and elaborated toast to the consensus that appears to have been reached>

Pastalands wrote:<a lengthy and elaborated toast to the consensus that appears to have been reached>

<superficially compliant, but internally resentful, though even more deeply a sense of relief>

I have joined because this region looks cool. I have joined because it appears you have senses of humor above tier 3. My old region was destroyed by old age, and I seek permission for joining this region. If you should decline, feel free to kick me out

Superl wrote:... it appears you have senses of humor above tier 3.

A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. They order drinks, play some darts and talk about sports. Later, they have some burgers, the duck having fish and chips instead. After more drinks and watching a college basketball game, they call it an evening, walk outside and say goodbye, the priest and the rabbi sharing a cab while the duck goes back to its pond in the nearby park.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

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