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Ayyyyyy
Practically all adults in South Korea are like that
well a good majority of people is like that in estonia, alcoholism in eastern europe is a massive part of our culture and people.
we call them parmud which translates to horse-fly. its what makes our people special
well in estonia if ur driving around theres a good chance youll spot one, best parm i saw was this dude in winter with no pants on and a bottle of vodka in his hands crawling on the streets and shouting and swearing. hilarious.
we have a special news show that i think shut down but back in the 2000s it was very popular, still is. its called vősareporter, best episode is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6l22UN8cyk
its mihkel (a legend in estonia.) and he goes to finland to steal vodka and chocolate from stores and then the finnish put him in prison and cause finland has good prisons he lives in luxury. in estonia youd just have the police beat you up and put u in a concrete box but in finland they do differently. and this guy has a mafia and its called homeless elites, kodudute eliit. he makes tons of money on a day to day basis from begging and he and his elites drink alcohol and do drugs, and then when he has enough money he goes to finland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvOvrNHSwhs
mihkel is extremely proud of being homeless, he hates non homeless people and harrasses everyone.
what a legend, hes also a very proud estonian nationalist and refuses to steal from his country shops so he goes to finland to do it.
WTH
god no offense but what the actual hell
that sounds really strange
like we literally cannot simply walk to another nation
wow
edit: well maybe some of thats due to the fact that i am a 13 year old
well its not as simple, estonians are very hated in many countries. russians hate us, latvians hate us cause we inflate their alcoholism statistics because we buy all our alcohol from latvian border stores, finnish hate us because we take their jobs cause we get paid very little compared to finns and we hate the swedes and danish, only the germans like us and we like them
also he obviously has to buy tickets and get a visa and everything, he cant literally just walk into finland whenever he likes
wait what
I thought Estonia was part of the schengen area
wat
oh wait you need the unified schengen visa ok sorry
The Balkans 2: Electric Baltic-loo!
the finnish t!wat!s treat us like mexicans but whenever they come here they act like degenerates, f9ck the finns
Because I have a lot of free time and I like worldbuilding, I've listed the following as each nation's specialty in the Empire:
- Arms manufacturing (Soap tips)
- Automobile manufacturing (Dhu al-Qarnayn)
- Chemical production (The Nusanatara Isles)
- Dairy production (Eotheood)
- Fishing (First Inheritance)
- Food processing (Puppeted hell)
- Fruit production (Thunderbolt Legion)
- Household goods manufacturing (DIE LIKERS 2)
- Wind turbine production (Tysoania)
- Police equipment manufacturing (Novaya Ukraina)
- Shipping (Soap Tipsian puppet 1)
It's based on your stats. However, some nations don't have a #1 in the region and some may not want to be the best at, say, police equipment manufacturing. Let me know and I'll change it to whatever, as long as there's no conflicts.
No offense, but what even is happening in your nation? Banned aircraft but has a space program, has banned sports but has conscription, and has no court system but executes people?!
I'll give you the court thing though, because I have the same policy and haven't gotten an issue to reverse that one yet.
MY ECONOMY IS DEVELOPING! URRRAAAAAAAAAA!
Tysoania and Thunderbolt Legion
where did ur nation name come from
my name just means new ukraine
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8NArIVIQ4BI
Post self-deleted by Novaya ukraina.
Well, at least there's no jaywalking in your nation, then.
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