The East PacificBoard

New union of sovereign soviet republics wrote:

We have been tolerant of your Fleet since it entered the strait but we have come to the decision that the Fleet can no longer remain in the Strait in its Current postion

Do you have any good reason for this? Or are you operating with the spur of the moment impulses that seem to govern your nation, judging by the apparent inability of your government to maintain a single system for more than a month at a time.

Nova-Columbia wrote:

Do you have any good reason for this? Or are you operating with the spur of the moment impulses that seem to govern your nation, judging by the apparent inability of your government to maintain a single system for more than a month at a time.

DAAAAAANG NOVA COLUMBIA JUST DEEP FRIED THE ENTIRETY OF VALSORA WITH LOGICS AND FACT 😂😂😂

Slatos wrote:

Gtg.

When I come back I'll type a disturbing (fictional) news story up or an urban legend.

Bet

Great algerstonia wrote:

Bet

no u

algerstonia smells like cheese.

Algaestonia wrote:

algerstonia smells like cheese.

yes

Rage mage wrote:

The guard continues on until he locates the Abadong envoy. Whom he informs of the situation and Gordon Cains request for more aid in tracking down the loose terrorist.

Hans Niemenkratz in surprise says “Terrrorist! Oh my! I shall see to it that they are found and extradited immediately!”

The cult of the great cthulhu wrote:

As the sticky film is processed, they find no fingerprints.However, the investigators do find something very unusual. A thin layer of some unidentifiable, translucent, organic substance coats the doorknob, presumably something seeping through the Archivist’s thin silken gloves.

Howard the High Priest dismisses the absence of his top scientist and continues light conversation in the reception hall. A Crusader with markings that look to signify leadership stands by him, but the rest of his guards are either scattered around the room or elsewhere.

“Sir the results from the lab came back.”

“And?”

The guard smiled.

“We got a hair sample. Got the root too. DNA makeup describes the lady we met to a T. Women just love playing with their hair.”

The guard paused.

“ We also got some weird substance as well. It is unknown at this point what it is.“

Theo Gunter straitened his suit.

“ Keep focusing on it. In the meantime, send a messenger to the High Priest. We need to discuss war plans.”

The guard became confused.

“But sir they just...”

“They are a terrorist cult remember? They do whatever gets their God’s happy fluids churning.”

Gunter walked onto the roof.

“Now! Back to the grind!”
He shouted as he boarded the Ragean VTOL.

Slatos wrote:

Nah, just a 1970 story about a man who dresses as santa clause and lures children to his house, where he then proceeds to kill them, peel off their flesh, and use it as furniture, he uses the remaining bodies to feed his pigs or use them for other directions.

Something like that, I'll change some stuff.

....The Christmas Horror Genre is open.

Had to move upstairs, due to nephews/nieces sleeping downstairs

Slatos wrote:

Nah, just a 1970 story about a man who dresses as santa clause and lures children to his house, where he then proceeds to kill them, peel off their flesh, and use it as furniture, he uses the remaining bodies to feed his pigs or use them for other directions.

Something like that, I'll change some stuff.

Children leather furniture sounds very uncomfortable

Great algerstonia wrote:

DAAAAAANG NOVA COLUMBIA JUST DEEP FRIED THE ENTIRETY OF VALSORA WITH LOGICS AND FACT 😂😂😂

Lies, I've had this government for a year