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Orassi wrote:What kind of candy? :->

Candied-Selvans

Mwahahahaha

Orassi

Lolichia wrote:I heard candy ?!

(ノ^∇^)ノ゚

I always give lolis candy

Lolichia and BearStackof2015

Gorbastan wrote:"Commandant, les navires slatish ont été aperçus à des centaines de kilomètres de la côte de Rage mage."

"Thank you, you are dismissed." The youthful military messenger saluted then marched out the room.

Commander of the Gorbastani Army, Earl Groy, looked upon the map. He placed his finger on the Strait of Vastar. "They have already funneled their group of ships and men through here. The fragility of their supply lines is similar to that of a thin piece of glass."

The plan that ensued was quick, and desicive. Send several Pekoe-Class submarines in wolf packs from the Wintervale facility in Nova-Columbia. Monitor and deny passage to Slatish military ships. SAM sites within the island nation will be set to full-alert and shoot down all military aircraft not identified as Gorbastani aircraft. Tens of Dozens of Assam-Class nuclear-powered attack submarines will be in search and destroy mode off the coast of Rage Mage. With the goal of destroying any landing ships.

The Gorbastani counter-offensive will be aimed at severely crippling the Slatish economy. A secure Naval blockade with a mix of Assam-Class attack submarines and Pekoe-Class Attack submarines. The "Convoy catcher" detachment will be paired with three Legault Destroyers. Capable of coastal bombardment, the Navy will run a near impenetrable naval blockade, in the attempt to starve the Slatish population. All sent from the Shavaran military production and port facility.

OOC: HOT MAMA!

IC: Things are getting interesting. (Not my warpost, still working on it)

Rage mage wrote:OOC: HOT MAMA!

IC: Things are getting interesting. (Not my warpost, still working on it)

*you find a clown face spray painted on your car with the words Heehee*

Rage mage

The cult of the great cthulhu

Funny mortal. This looks like something one of us NSers would write:

Dear Mr. President:

Let's work out a good deal! You don't want to be responsible for slaughtering thousands of people, and I don't want to be responsible for destroying the Turkish economy — and I will. I've already given you a little sample with respect to Pastor Brunson.

I have worked hard to solve some of your problems. Don't let the world down. You can make a great deal. General Mazloum is willing to negotiate with you, and he is willing to make concessions that they would never have made in the past. I am confidentially enclosing a copy of his letter to me, just received.

History will look upon you favorably if you get this done the right and humane way. It will look upon you forever as the devil if good things don't happen. Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool!

I will call you later.

Jabbas pleasure barge, The Angel of Charity, The Holy Utopian Republic, and Jokerlandisia

With most strategists in Castile believing the war in Toulouse will soon be wrapped up, the Kingdom of Castile has begun a massive development program in their African territories, know as Castilian Marrakesh. Major cities such as Ceuta have began large expansion meant to increase the Spanish population in the area. Despite this project, the Inquisition policy still continues and Muslims across Africa continue to get converted, or killed.

Great algerstonia

The Holy Utopian Republic wrote:

With most strategists in Castile believing the war in Toulouse will soon be wrapped up, the Kingdom of Castile has begun a massive development program in their African territories, know as Castilian Marrakesh. Major cities such as Ceuta have began large expansion meant to increase the Spanish population in the area. Despite this project, the Inquisition policy still continues and Muslims across Africa continue to get converted, or killed.

Lmao

Bearstackof2018

Great algerstonia wrote:Lmao

Not much going on in Valsora right now, I’m waiting for the update to RP there.

The Angel of Charity, Bearstackof2018, and Lerasi

The sennheiser union

sits around on this account waiting for the climate rp to start

The sennheiser union wrote: sits around on this account waiting for the climate rp to start

@me

Here comes the Old Monstah

Tentacle Boogie!

Acknowledgements:

Ini Kamoze
The Great Cthulhu
H P Lovecraft

We Will Eject You

Link

Buddy, you're a boy, typin up a big noise
Playing in the RMB, gonna beat up a noob someday
You got corn on your face, you big disgrace
Kicking your RP all over the place, singin'
We will, we will eject you
We will, we will eject you
Buddy, you're a young marsupial
Blazing up the RMB, gonna break a coup someday
You got popcorn on your face, you big disgrace
Waving tha default flag all over the place
We will, we will eject you
We will, we will eject you
Fedele, you're an old man, poor man
Pleading with posts, trying to get back your pride someday
You got failed coup on your face, you big disgrace
TEP kicked your Rahl ass back into your place, do it!
We will, we will eject you, yeah, yeah, come on
We will, we will eject you, alright, louder!
We will, we will eject you, one more time
We will, we will eject you
Yeah

Acknowledgements:

Queen

Do You Hear The RMB Sing (Suck It Fedele)

Link

Acknowledgements:

. Peatiktist
. Les Miserables

TEP Champions

Link

Acknowledgements:

. Queen

Read dispatch

On the 3-day-versary of the Great DeCoup, DreamerCorn presents

We Will Eject You

[presented in collaboration with FreDreaMercury and his 5 drunken friends who can't follow the simplest instructions]

Kampf Empire, BearStackof2015, and Great algerstonia

Lerasi wrote:I edited it to fit my own post better. Anyway.

The fort surrenders, but the English reinforcements have arrived at the King's Stronghold.
Because Marr's position isn't secured. Fedele won't take over again. Not yet anyway. In a few years, they might, but not now. Endorse the real government and stop recruiting for your region. It doesn't matter if it doesn't exist yet. It's still illegal.
How long does it last?
We'll miss you. It always is sad to see a good RPer ans TEPer leave. We'll clear a space for you if you decide to come back. Max Barry be with you.

The fort is raided for supplies and the troops involved in the siege are awarded with a party that night. The following day, the King of Castile issued direct orders to the army that the capture of the French King was the top priority. So, the army began the march to the King’s Stronghold.

OOC: I presume the stronghold is in the city Toulouse?

A lot of people say "La Xinga" wrong - they say "la zinga". You pronounce it "La Xinga" but the "x" is pronounced like the Hungarian Letter "Zs" which makes the same sound as in pleasure and the word leisure.

Now for Shalem...

Shalem is pronounced "sha" as in "Shut the window.", and lame as in "Sir, your dispatches are very lame."

Read dispatch

I think everyone is getting it wrong!

>2 new telegrams
Woohoo! I'm important!
>regionwides
O-oh

Jabbas pleasure barge

The cult of the great cthulhu wrote:Funny mortal. This looks like something one of us NSers would write:

Dear Mr. President:

Let's work out a good deal! You don't want to be responsible for slaughtering thousands of people, and I don't want to be responsible for destroying the Turkish economy — and I will. I've already given you a little sample with respect to Pastor Brunson.

I have worked hard to solve some of your problems. Don't let the world down. You can make a great deal. General Mazloum is willing to negotiate with you, and he is willing to make concessions that they would never have made in the past. I am confidentially enclosing a copy of his letter to me, just received.

History will look upon you favorably if you get this done the right and humane way. It will look upon you forever as the devil if good things don't happen. Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool!

I will call you later.

I think I may have sent the President a recruitment telegram once. I've gotten a reply just like this.

The cult of the great cthulhu, Dreamersistan, The Holy Utopian Republic, Lerasi, and 1 otherLa Xinga

Begins 3rd phase of fortifications in Terrabis-Seran, adding Ruso-germania to said plan, by offering to help begin fortifying their coastline further then it already is.

Pings

The Empress Hajira stood by the window of the hotel suite in Abadong. The room was ornate, almost garish to the austere tastes of the Charitian Empress. However, she imagined in the eyes of a western ruler it was quite beautiful. It was almost the time for the climate conference to start. A formal invitation had been sent to every ruler in Valsora, to discuss the growing issue.

In her eyes, this was pressing. Mercy, built on a floodplain between sheltering mountain ranges, was at risk. The supertyphoon Ave Maria had caused much greater damage then expected. In light of the situation, the Charitian empress had decided to launch this conference, whether it would pan out was another matter.

She had hired several speakers, however, if they didn't show up, she had prepared a few for herself. This would be an interesting event, to say the least.

With a sigh, she placed her golden crown upon her dark hair, smiled into the mirror, and made her way down to the hotel's greeting hall. An ornate and tidy place, with marble floors and mahogany tables. She straightened her back, and awaited their arrival, smiling at the busy hosts as they prepared the place. Food had been emplaced, as well as a drinks bar.

Let the conference begin.

OOC; Make an arrival post. The airport has a modern glass and steel terminal, and expansive space. There should be transport from Abadong, the chosen host. Make use of it and arrive at the hotel. Feel free to talk to other guests in between the larger event posts (Marked with the spoiler and name of the post above.) Due to the number of guests, I can't interact with all of you, so RP with each other please.

Opstan, Nova-Columbia, Pakitsk, Wiranath, and 17 othersZukchiva, Kampf Empire, Lolichia, Kilkire, The cult of the great cthulhu, The waaa, Shavara, Gorbastan, The Holy Utopian Republic, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Brethren, Levantin, Great algerstonia, The death syndicate, Lerasi, New maiya, and The sennheiser union

TRAGEDY HAS STRUCK THE EMPIRE TODAY!

In an incident labeled as an "Accidental Miscommunication", recently appointed Iron Chancellor Alexander Watts has been shot dead by his own Iron Guard! Witnesses claim that they heard gunshots from his office in the Palace of Jurisdiction. First responders claim that when they arrived, they found the Chancellor with four large gunshot wounds in his chest, with both of his personal Iron Guard missing two rounds each from their rifles.

The Chancellor was rushed to Sofia General Hospital for intensive care, where he currently reaides in critical condition. When questioned, both Guards claim the same story.

"We reveived orders to fire on Watts."

Footage from the Office Security System show that neither Watts nor the Guards spoke at all during the incident. The validity of the Guards' statements are in question at the moment due to various reasons. More on this sitiation as the story develops.

La Xinga wrote:
A lot of people say "La Xinga" wrong - they say "la zinga". You pronounce it "La Xinga" but the "x" is pronounced like the Hungarian Letter "Zs" which makes the same sound as in pleasure and the word leisure.

Now for Shalem...

Shalem is pronounced "sha" as in "Shut the window.", and lame as in "Sir, your dispatches are very lame."

Read dispatch

I think everyone is getting it wrong!

Fun fact:

When you post your dispatch on the RMB,it automatically gains views.

La Xinga wrote:Fun fact:

When you post your dispatch on the RMB,it automatically gains views.

Your posts are shalame

( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

Dreamersistan wrote:Your posts are shalame

( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

:(

;)

:)

;(

And I gotta go!bye!

Dreamersistan wrote:<kicks depression out by the power of Volinovia>

<Gibs you non-alcoholic popcorn wine>

the 4 saddest words in the english lexicon>

"I HAVE THE POWER!"

The Angel of Charity wrote:

Pings

The Empress Hajira stood by the window of the hotel suite in Abadong. The room was ornate, almost garish to the austere tastes of the Charitian Empress. However, she imagined in the eyes of a western ruler it was quite beautiful. It was almost the time for the climate conference to start. A formal invitation had been sent to every ruler in Valsora, to discuss the growing issue.

In her eyes, this was pressing. Mercy, built on a floodplain between sheltering mountain ranges, was at risk. The supertyphoon Ave Maria had caused much greater damage then expected. In light of the situation, the Charitian empress had decided to launch this conference, whether it would pan out was another matter.

She had hired several speakers, however, if they didn't show up, she had prepared a few for herself. This would be an interesting event, to say the least.

With a sigh, she placed her golden crown upon her dark hair, smiled into the mirror, and made her way down to the hotel's greeting hall. An ornate and tidy place, with marble floors and mahogany tables. She straightened her back, and awaited their arrival, smiling at the busy hosts as they prepared the place. Food had been emplaced, as well as a drinks bar.

Let the conference begin.

OOC; Make an arrival post. The airport has a modern glass and steel terminal, and expansive space. There should be transport from Abadong, the chosen host. Make use of it and arrive at the hotel. Feel free to talk to other guests in between the larger event posts (Marked with the spoiler and name of the post above.) Due to the number of guests, I can't interact with all of you, so RP with each other please.

The Volinovian Leader Alfred von Leeuwenhoek arrives. He gets out of a jet with a couple of guards. "D*mned greens, let's go talk to them."

La Xinga wrote::(

;)

:)

;(

( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

ʕ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°ʔ

( ͡~ ʖ̯ ͡°)

Does anyone else wish that some of the telegrams from the leadership were just a bit shorter? Some of them are like trying to read about the history of tax laws or something.

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