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Great algerstonia wrote:"Peatiktist is all bark, no bite. Tries to act fearful, but when it comes to attacking, he's just as bad as a half-asleep cat."

~King Gimm.

<wags tail and bites King Gimp in the leg>

meow

Brethren wrote:
Surly's food disappears very quickly and they push their chair back with a loud squeak. "Thanks sir bye." There is audible squelching as they make their muddy way to the door, still shaking though the bar is unpleasantly warm.

They are stopped at the door by a bouncer that puts Duane The Rock Johnson to shame. "You're underage by the looks of it. You stay with whoever brought you in here."

Terriech und Preuße

Or

Terroreich und Preuße

Great algerstonia wrote:"Peatiktist is all bark, no bite. Tries to act fearful, but when it comes to attacking, he's just as bad as a dead cat."

~King Gimm.

Fixed that for ya! That’ll be $5.

Great algerstonia and The Death Syndicate

Great algerstonia

The Death Syndicate wrote:If I were to... oh say raze a city on Peatiktist land, what would you do?

"Maybe decide to conveniently take my afternoon nap?"

~King Gimm.

Wiranath, Shavara, Dreamersistan, The Death Syndicate, and 1 otherLerasi

Osterreich und ungarn wrote:It’s a long story from a really long time ago that doesn’t really have any ground to stay on anymore.

Euricanis wrote:???

Shavara's had a smol history of switching sides. I think two or three times he's done it.

Plazland, Osterreich und ungarn, Dreamersistan, Great algerstonia, and 1 otherThe Death Syndicate

Great algerstonia wrote:"Maybe decide to conveniently take my afternoon nap?"

~King Gimm.

Glad we have a bit of an agreement. And after all, this will be a "defensive war" when the Peatiktist nation attack

Great algerstonia

Zukchiva wrote:Shavara's had a smol history of switching sides. I think two or three times he's done it.

BuT sPaIn iS sUppOseD to BE neUtRaL oR sOMeThINg lIkE tHaT I dOn’t ReaLLy kNoW or CArE

Zukchiva, Great algerstonia, and The Death Syndicate

Zukchiva wrote:Shavara's had a smol history of switching sides. I think two or three times he's done it.

Oh like me when I first started warring in Valsora, but now that I know how to war it doesn't happen?

*has been on the map for a while*

*not mentioned in the nations section*

*has a puppet on the map*

*puppet is mentioned in the nations section*

Euricanis, Zukchiva, Dreamersistan, New union of sovereign soviet republics, and 1 otherThe Death Syndicate

Great algerstonia wrote:"Maybe decide to conveniently take my afternoon nap?"

~King Gimm.

A perfect time for King Gimp to get bitten again..

Dreamersistan wrote:

meow

Great algerstonia and Lerasi

The Death Syndicate wrote:Oh like me when I first started warring in Valsora, but now that I know how to war it doesn't happen?

No, not really.

He has a history.

Zukchiva wrote:No, not really.

He has a history.

So he has a legitimate reason other than "that is a f#cking huge military and I don't know how to write elaborate war posts yet"?
Neat

Great algerstonia wrote:"Peatiktist is all bark, no bite. Tries to act fearful, but when it comes to attacking, he's just as bad as a half-asleep cat."

~King Gimm.

Ptikist ist guten.

The Martial Embassy's commanding officer leaves the embassy unarmed, requesting to meet with King Gimm of Great algerstonia

Dreamersistan and Great algerstonia

Lerasi wrote:*has been on the map for a while*

*not mentioned in the nations section*

*has a puppet on the map*

*puppet is mentioned in the nations section*

That means you’re basically not on the map
Which means I can occupy your land
ZUKCHIVAAA!!!!

Zukchiva, Kampf Empire, Great algerstonia, and Lerasi

Great algerstonia

New Terabithia wrote:Ptikist ist guten.

"Ptikist? Is that a food? I'm hungry."

~King Gimm.

Lerasi wrote:The Martial Embassy's commanding officer leaves the embassy unarmed, requesting to meet with King Gimm of Great algerstonia

"Very well"

~King Gimm.

New Terabithia wrote:Terriech und Preuße

Or

Terroreich und Preuße

Which name should I choose for my country?

Euricanis wrote:That means you’re basically not on the map
Which means I can occupy your land
ZUKCHIVAAA!!!!

*muttering* Should've kept my damn mouth shut.

Great algerstonia wrote:"Very well"

~King Gimm.

The officer enters Gimm's office with a sheaf of papers in his inner coat pocket. He whips this fvcker out and slaps it on the table like limp meat.

Ambassadorial Strife Treaty

I: Upon ratification, the Lerasian government will withdraw all Militant Ambassadors and all Lerasian-owned assets from the Martial Embassy within Great algerstonia.

II: Upon ratification, the Property of the Martial Embassy shall be donated to the Republic of San Sierra for use by the Hispanic Federation.

III: Upon ratification, Algerstonese Police Officers and Soldiers will lay off pressure on the Military Delegates of Lerasi.

IV: Upon ratification, The Totalitarian Kingdom of Great Algerstonia shall permit unrestricted access to Lerasian troops and military access for the duration of one week until expulsion from Algerstonese lands is allowed.

V: Upon ratification, Great Algerstonia will acknowledge the legitimacy of the Hispanic Federation publically.

VI: Upon ratification, the Lerasian and Algerstonese governments shall publically apologize to the populace and each for the hostilities, insults, and threats of war.

VII: Upon ratification, a non-aggression pact will be in place between The red dragons pact and Great Algerstonia for the duration of 15 years.

VIII: Upon ratification, the immediate revocation of the Algerstonese ban on Lerasian government equipment and personnel will take place.

IX: This treaty must be ratified by the Meritocratic Sovereignty of Lerasi and the Totalitarian Kingdom of Great Algerstonia.

Read dispatch

Euricanis, Zukchiva, and Great algerstonia

Great algerstonia wrote:"Ptikist? Is that a food? I'm hungry."

~King Gimm."Very well"

~King Gimm.

Peatiktist is Ptikist in High German.

Shavara, Great algerstonia, and Lerasi

Peatiktist wrote:Not my problem.
Alright then. Hold on a sec.

Pause 

Resume
Options
>Change sides
Quit 

You feeling okay Peat?

Shavara, Brethren, and Lerasi

Wersh wrote:
They are stopped at the door by a bouncer that puts Duane The Rock Johnson to shame. "You're underage by the looks of it. You stay with whoever brought you in here."

Surly blinks. "So . . . because I shouldn't be in a bar, I'm not allowed to leave the bar?"

Euricanis, Wersh, and Dreamersistan

Great algerstonia

New Terabithia wrote:Peatiktist is Ptikist in High German.

"Ah. So country food. Do I get to annex him if I give him a couple dollars and a bag of peanuts?"

~King Gimm.

Lerasi wrote:*muttering* Should've kept my damn mouth shut.
The officer enters Gimm's office with a sheaf of papers in his inner coat pocket. He whips this fvcker out and slaps it on the table like limp meat.
Ambassadorial Strife Treaty

I: Upon ratification, the Lerasian government will withdraw all Militant Ambassadors and all Lerasian-owned assets from the Martial Embassy within Great algerstonia.

II: Upon ratification, the Property of the Martial Embassy shall be donated to the Republic of San Sierra for use by the Hispanic Federation.

III: Upon ratification, Algerstonese Police Officers and Soldiers will lay off pressure on the Military Delegates of Lerasi.

IV: Upon ratification, The Totalitarian Kingdom of Great Algerstonia shall permit unrestricted access to Lerasian troops and military access for the duration of one week until expulsion from Algerstonese lands is allowed.

V: Upon ratification, Great Algerstonia will acknowledge the legitimacy of the Hispanic Federation publically.

VI: Upon ratification, the Lerasian and Algerstonese governments shall publically apologize to the populace and each for the hostilities, insults, and threats of war.

VII: Upon ratification, a non-aggression pact will be in place between The red dragons pact and Great Algerstonia for the duration of 15 years.

VIII: Upon ratification, the immediate revocation of the Algerstonese ban on Lerasian government equipment and personnel will take place.

IX: This treaty must be ratified by the Meritocratic Sovereignty of Lerasi and the Totalitarian Kingdom of Great Algerstonia.

Read dispatch

"Hmmmmmm. Is the non-aggression pact temporary or permanent?"

~King Gimm.

Osterreich und ungarn

Moves 16 divisions to the Sieg islands and puts the Kaiserliche Flotte on standbye

Great algerstonia wrote:"Hmmmmmm. Is the non-aggression pact temporary or permanent?"

~King Gimm.

As San Sierra would say, el permanente.

Shavara, Great algerstonia, and The Death Syndicate

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