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«12. . .65,46865,46965,47065,47165,47265,47365,474. . .78,93778,938»

Myehn wrote:H r u
For now…
Heheheheheheh

Right now? Pretty depressed. Just watched Technoblade’s dad tell us Techo has passed away and heard Techno’s last message to the community.

Danelaw Scandinavia, Myehn, and Shaybania

Shaybania

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:No! Not those times! They were sh*te too....you wouldn't remember ... You are lost by nostalgia

𝐖𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧! 𝐑𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃, 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐂𝐎𝐃 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨𝐬, 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐟𝐲'𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚 𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨𝐬! 𝐖𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐩𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧, 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐆𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞, 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡*𝐭 𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐬. 𝐖𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟐-𝟏𝟏 𝐨𝐟 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲! 𝐖𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐭𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐀𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐩𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐦𝐛 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐧 𝐘𝐓, 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭! 𝐖𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐋𝐆 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬, 𝐘𝐓𝐏𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟏 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐏𝐞𝐰𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐄𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦! 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐬, 𝐰𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐩𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐲, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐛𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐬𝐡*𝐭 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨. 𝐖𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞!

Clickbait was still rampent in 2012-11 mate.

Shaybania

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:Clickbait was still rampent in 2012-11 mate.

Way better than today where some prat like Sernando goes around saying "I GOT GTA 6 FROM ROCKSTAR GUYS (NO CLICKBAIT) (REAL) (GONE WRONG) (I GOT A BOUNTY ON MY HEAD BY ROCKSTAR)" atleast then even the clickbait was attempted to be believable mate.

Kylondia and Polotsk rus

Shaybania wrote:Way better than today where some prat like Sernando goes around saying "I GOT GTA 6 FROM ROCKSTAR GUYS (NO CLICKBAIT) (REAL) (GONE WRONG) (I GOT A BOUNTY ON MY HEAD BY ROCKSTAR)" atleast then even the clickbait was attempted to be believable mate.

sernando be like: "I GOT GTA SIX (GONE WRONG) (GONE SHRECKSUAL) (I'M HUNTED BY ROCKSTAR'S ASSASINS) (PLAYING 1 HOUR OF GTA 6) (NEW GRAPHICS)"

Shaybania

10kms of the coast of Almohavid.

The sun was bright as usually, its light shining down on a small port city. A small city un-affected by the civil war in the country they reside. The sun was bright, scorching hot as the citizens of the city went along with their day. The humidity was high, the children played together, the elders sat in their tables smoking shishka, and the day was normal...But something didnt seem right. About 10km away their were multiple massive black objects in the ocean surrounded multiple smaller objects, a wave of unidentified objects in the distance. The people in the city were confused, what could that possibly be and why is that there? The children stopped playing and approached the beach, the elders had stood up, and fishermen gazed at the sea. The objects slowly made their way to shore, they finally revealed themselves as massive ships. The fleet unknown to the civilians was a Rostorian intervention fleet, designated as "Fleet Red Crab" It was very big considering the amount of distance the two nations were from each other, it consisted of:

4 corvettes
4 frigates
2 destroyers
3 cruisers
2 submarines
1 helicopter carrier
6 transport vessels
3 landing vessels (1 hovercraft)

As the vessels got closer, the people in the city were confused and scared. What might happen to us? Are they here to harm us? Many questions rushed the mind of the people, they were all anxiously waiting. Suddenly a grey aircraft got launched from the deck of the helicopter carrier. A grey wyvern left the carriers deck and began flying towards the city, the wyvern was massive with visibly missiles on its wings. People panicked and ran into their homes hoping and praying that they will survive what was going to happen to them. Some were frozen either in fear or had accepted their fate as the wyvern made its way to the city with great speeds, its payload visible. Many people closed their eyes expecting anything, a loud boom, maybe if they got killed they wouldn't feel anything. Many closed their eyes and waited....But the explosion never came. The people were confused, they looked up as a loud swoosh went over the port city as the wyvern flew over the heads of the people. It ignored the city as it made its way to the desert, passing over the city and flying to the war filled desert. Many had turned back and looked back at where the wyvern came from, many had not realized that while they waited anxiously 5 attack helicopters had managed to make their way into the city, they flew near the roofs of the people as they had passed the city as the citizens inside looked up at the massive war birds passing their city. The helicopters would pass the city as they began making their way to the closest airfield. The landing craft would then reach the shore, breaching the soft sand as they finally stopped and their massive doors had opened. When the doors opened a stream of soldiers in full gear, their weapons, battle ready men jogged out of the ships. They were more focused on getting out their equipment than doing anything with the civilians as they treated them alright and minded their business. The landing vessels loaded off their soldiers with the transports behind as they awaited their turn to unload the cargo inside. The soldiers kept the citizens safe as they didn't provoke or be hostile to them, they continued focusing on the unloading of the equipment as a few more helicopters flew past the city. And all while that was happening, the fleet kept watching and staying behind. This is now the turning point of the war.

(Basic summary, Rostoria is now intervening in the Almohavid civil war and helping the government. This fleet will help the government by basically missile striking any anti government groups, attack helicopters and drones will begin attacking enemy outposts and towns.)

PINGS:

Almohavid
Osterreich und ungarn
Kalaistan
Sciencizon proximin

Osterreich und ungarn, Empire of Dabiristan, Sciencizon proximin, Almohavid, and 1 otherShaybania

Greater Rostoria wrote:

10kms of the coast of Almohavid.

The sun was bright as usually, its light shining down on a small port city. A small city un-affected by the civil war in the country they reside. The sun was bright, scorching hot as the citizens of the city went along with their day. The humidity was high, the children played together, the elders sat in their tables smoking shishka, and the day was normal...But something didnt seem right. About 10km away their were multiple massive black objects in the ocean surrounded multiple smaller objects, a wave of unidentified objects in the distance. The people in the city were confused, what could that possibly be and why is that there? The children stopped playing and approached the beach, the elders had stood up, and fishermen gazed at the sea. The objects slowly made their way to shore, they finally revealed themselves as massive ships. The fleet unknown to the civilians was a Rostorian intervention fleet, designated as "Fleet Red Crab" It was very big considering the amount of distance the two nations were from each other, it consisted of:

4 corvettes
4 frigates
2 destroyers
3 cruisers
2 submarines
1 helicopter carrier
6 transport vessels
3 landing vessels (1 hovercraft)

As the vessels got closer, the people in the city were confused and scared. What might happen to us? Are they here to harm us? Many questions rushed the mind of the people, they were all anxiously waiting. Suddenly a grey aircraft got launched from the deck of the helicopter carrier. A grey wyvern left the carriers deck and began flying towards the city, the wyvern was massive with visibly missiles on its wings. People panicked and ran into their homes hoping and praying that they will survive what was going to happen to them. Some were frozen either in fear or had accepted their fate as the wyvern made its way to the city with great speeds, its payload visible. Many people closed their eyes expecting anything, a loud boom, maybe if they got killed they wouldn't feel anything. Many closed their eyes and waited....But the explosion never came. The people were confused, they looked up as a loud swoosh went over the port city as the wyvern flew over the heads of the people. It ignored the city as it made its way to the desert, passing over the city and flying to the war filled desert. Many had turned back and looked back at where the wyvern came from, many had not realized that while they waited anxiously 5 attack helicopters had managed to make their way into the city, they flew near the roofs of the people as they had passed the city as the citizens inside looked up at the massive war birds passing their city. The helicopters would pass the city as they began making their way to the closest airfield. The landing craft would then reach the shore, breaching the soft sand as they finally stopped and their massive doors had opened. When the doors opened a stream of soldiers in full gear, their weapons, battle ready men jogged out of the ships. They were more focused on getting out their equipment than doing anything with the civilians as they treated them alright and minded their business. The landing vessels loaded off their soldiers with the transports behind as they awaited their turn to unload the cargo inside. The soldiers kept the citizens safe as they didn't provoke or be hostile to them, they continued focusing on the unloading of the equipment as a few more helicopters flew past the city. And all while that was happening, the fleet kept watching and staying behind. This is now the turning point of the war.

(Basic summary, Rostoria is now intervening in the Almohavid civil war and helping the government. This fleet will help the government by basically missile striking any anti government groups, attack helicopters and drones will begin attacking enemy outposts and towns.)

PINGS:

Almohavid
Osterreich und Ungarn
Kalaistan
Sciencizon Proximin

Are you goin sicko mode to go totalen krieg (total war)? If so, based.

Greater Rostoria and Sciencizon proximin

Kylondia wrote:Right now? Pretty depressed. Just watched Technoblade’s dad tell us Techo has passed away and heard Techno’s last message to the community.

Yep

Shaybania wrote:Are you goin sicko mode to go totalen krieg (total war)? If so, based.

not total war, just helping out almohavid with troops since his ally is getting destroyed by dabir.

I dont want commies or...al-sakar to take power

Greater Rostoria wrote:not total war, just helping out almohavid with troops since his ally is getting destroyed by dabir.

I dont want commies or...al-sakar to take power

Then just go sicko mode then, less as based but still based. My post revival (nearly CTEd yesterday if i didn't log on) is going well.

Shaybania wrote:Then just go sicko mode then, less as based but still based. My post revival (nearly CTEd yesterday if i didn't log on) is going well.

Ill go sicko mode by doing an Obama and drone striking al-sakar to the stone age.

Myehn and Shaybania

Shaybania

Greater Rostoria wrote:Ill go sicko mode by doing an Obama and drone striking al-sakar to the stone age.

Just do the Azerbaijan thing to do by bombing them with drones until they give up.

Simple.

Greater Rostoria wrote:not total war, just helping out almohavid with troops since his ally is getting destroyed by dabir.

I dont want commies or...al-sakar to take power

Pfft Imagine helping infidels.....

-Order of St.Dumas

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:Pfft Imagine helping infidels.....

-Order of St.Dumas

If it's anything against them Commies it's worthy sacrifice.

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:Pfft Imagine helping infidels.....

-Order of St.Dumas

"All commies are infidels, better dead then red"

-Commander gustav after he drone striked a communist outpost.

Phosphores and Myehn

Shaybania wrote:If it's anything against them Commies it's worthy sacrifice.

prefer commies ruin the land of infidels

Then help them

-order of St.Dumas

Greater Rostoria wrote:"All commies are infidels, better dead then red"

-Commander gustav after he drone striked a communist outpost.

Shaybania

Greater Rostoria wrote:"All commies are infidels, better dead then red"

-Commander gustav after he drone striked a communist outpost.

Any Communist and Red scumbag is as good as a Russian. They all deserve the bullet.
- Salchak Yenisey Toka, Infantry Commander of the 789th Special Terrorist Supression Battalion of Shaybania.

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:prefer commies ruin the land of infidels

Then help them

-order of St.Dumas

What’s your Val nation’s opinion of mine?

Myehn wrote:What’s your Val nation’s opinion of mine?

Good question. What is your national religion again? Or percentage of Christians living in your country?

But regardless due to our trade our opinion is Neutral

Myehn and Sciencizon proximin

Albrook wrote:There's a gif going around of a real white cat headbanging - like bobbing their head forward and back like they're jamming out to some beats. You should have no difficulty finding it in a search.tru

I so love that gif!
(I never considered it "headbanging", but still.)

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:Good question. What is your national religion again? Or percentage of Christians living in your country?

But regardless due to our trade our opinion is Neutral

None, 34%.

Myehn wrote:None, 34%.

34%? Good enough for us.

Shaybania

Part 1: I am a New Yorker. I wake up at 5am every day of the week in my 50 square foot run down apartment in Harlem where the rent is $9,695,748 per week. When I wake up I see 5 rats on the side of my uncovered kid mattress stealing pizza from my fridge. I disregard my crappy living conditions and start heading for work. Not even 5:10 in the morning and the traffic is as congested as the nose of a protestor enduring tear gas. There are more cars on the road than bills to pay. I squeeze my way to work through constant honking and finally get to my hellish office job in downtown Manhatten at 8pm. I sit in a little cubicle (the one with the pillar) while my boss screams racial slurs at incoming customers. I have to cope with this bullsh*t, as I was for 23 years in this job with $5 an hour pay and no promotions. After getting home at 6am, I time travel with my yankee hat to 5am as that is the time I wake up. Such is the life of an average New York City resident.

Part 2: Something strange happened on October 3rd. The constant smell of weed and air conditioner piss has stopped for 6 minutes, odd. I go outside at 5:10 in the morning and see the Avengers have arrived to f*ck up my city again due to alien invasion, I was like “what in deblasio’s left nipple happened?”. Hulk destroyed my bike and I was pissed. I was like OH C’MON while Captain America’s shield broke through my filthy window out the other end of my closet of an apartment. I took off from the ground using my propeller powered yankee hat to get the f*ck out of Harlem for the time being since my office building was damaged. I landed in yankee stadium and was immediately beaten the sh*t out of and kicked out because I made the squeegee guys jealous. F*ck this I thought, I flew to another city to see how I could relax there. As soon as I landed in Detroit my hat was stolen and I was immediately gunned down by 20 gangsters and 72 IRA (don’t ask why the IRA was there). Luckily after I got my bullet wounds stitched up for a small cost of $397,562,184 per hour I was in the hospital, I crafted a set of wings with pizza slices I got out of the dumpster to fly back to New York. The Avengers were gone but the city was still f*cked up and my boss screamed at me for not showing up to work in the middle of an alien invasion. My salary was lowered to $4 an hour but at least I kept the job. The traffic was still sh*t so it took me 27 hours to get home, missing 14 shifts. Eventually I just said f*ck it and decided to smoke as much weed as possible, which my boss actually congratulated and raised my salary to $4.01 an hour. One day I decided to go to Philadelphia for sweet revenge on those eagle fans. While they were busy sticking their heads in horsesh*t, me and some fellow New Yorkers smashed all their car windows and instituted a New York style [nono-raum] to cleanse the land of Philadelphians. My buddies were all convicted of war crimes against humanity but I got off Scott free because I offered the judge a bribe of 2 cents. For the first time ever I felt proud of my city. When I got back I was immediately gunned down by state police for not retaking my driving exam. I waddled back to my apartment for 5 seconds then my job as my shift was starting soon. Such is the average life of a New Yorker.

Myehn wrote:None, 34%.

How many muslims reside in Myehn?

I am from Ankara. I did ancestry dna test and learned i’m 80 percent greek. My whole world has changed. I tried to commit suicide but couldn’t do it. Now i have to live like this. But after that i decide it is a zionist game. I suggest people don’t do dna test it’s lie bcs i’m 100% turkish thnx

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