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Miss baltimore crabs

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:Please don't tell me ...are you a nation full of Talking crabs?

Yes and no.

Miss baltimore crabs wrote:Yes and no.

Do some crabs not talk?

Estande and Miss baltimore crabs

Miss baltimore crabs wrote:Yes and no.

What do you think of lobsters?

Miss baltimore crabs wrote:Yes and no.

Blo hungry. Can Blo have you?

Miss baltimore crabs

Kampf Empire wrote:Do some crabs not talk?

Only our glorious leader Velma can utter sounds reminiscent of what your people would call a language, most of the nation is illiterate and very few make any noise beyond moving across the ocean floor. Not that they need to speak anyway, since they’re mostly unpaid laborers.

Estande wrote:What do you think of lobsters?

They’re ok but I prefer crayfish.

Kampf Empire, Shavara, and Estande

Miss baltimore crabs wrote:Only our glorious leader Velma can utter sounds reminiscent of what your people would call a language, most of the nation is illiterate and very few make any noise beyond moving across the ocean floor. Not that they need to speak anyway, since they’re mostly unpaid laborers.

They’re ok but I prefer crayfish.

How are crayfish and lobsters treated in your nation?

Shavara

Miss baltimore crabs

Estande wrote:How are crayfish and lobsters treated in your nation?

As long as they know their place they’re treated as well as crabs.

Miss baltimore crabs wrote:Yes and no.

Explain

Miss baltimore crabs

Miss baltimore crabs wrote:As long as they know their place they’re treated as well as crabs.

I thought they were eaten for their meat.

Miss baltimore crabs

Miss baltimore crabs

Estande wrote:I thought they were eaten for their meat.

Only when Mrs. Velma is ferociously hungry.

Miss baltimore crabs wrote:Only when Mrs. Velma is ferociously hungry.

I just ate crab with salted egg a few hours ago. Oh boy, delicious. Hope she doesn't mind I killed one of her children or something.

Miss baltimore crabs

Miss baltimore crabs

Estande wrote:I just ate crab with salted egg a few hours ago. Oh boy, delicious. Hope she doesn't mind I killed one of her children or something.

As long as it was one of her untalented children, she doesn’t care much for any sons either.

Miss baltimore crabs wrote:As long as it was one of her untalented children, she doesn’t care much for any sons either.

* Casually spills oil into the ocean *

Estande and Miss baltimore crabs

Estande wrote:Officially, they're Catholic hyper-reactionaries wishing society to return to the 1700s or something. Generally, most of their members are just integralists who want an absolute monarchy and a return to the very reactionary, traditionalist and Christian Catholic governance that has since disappeared a few centuries ago, and the application of these influences into the law.

Think of today's Afghanistan but Catholic. They kinda want that for some reason.

How about your current ruling faction?

Kampf Empire wrote:Shavara, I need a list of relevant accounts to ping tonight. TG it to me, and feel free to ask questions.

oh good christ. you're getting involved in this slugfest too?

Kampf Empire and Shavara

Yukkira wrote:oh good christ. you're getting involved in this slugfest too?

No, this is for Christmas purposes

Shavara

Miss baltimore crabs

Crabmas???

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:How about your current ruling faction?

The Liberals? They're what the name suggests.

Kampf Empire wrote:No, this is for Christmas purposes

I was about to say, at what point do we not call this war the

"Oh My God We Didn't Mean To Start A World War- World War 10"

Kampf Empire and Shavara

Konahiwa

Estande wrote:I just ate crab with salted egg a few hours ago. Oh boy, delicious. Hope she doesn't mind I killed one of her children or something.

I like crab. I like crab soup more than any other dishes with crab in them.

Miss baltimore crabs

Konahiwa wrote:I like crab. I like crab soup more than any other dishes with crab in them.

You’ve committed crimes against my people. Prepare for total annihilation.

Yukkira wrote:I was about to say, at what point do we not call this war the

"Oh My God We Didn't Mean To Start A World War- World War 10"

My brain be outta war juice for now

Estande wrote:The Liberals? They're what the name suggests.

What are each factions stances on nonites?

Miss baltimore crabs wrote:You’ve committed crimes against my people. Prepare for total annihilation.

Hmph. That won’t be easy.

Miss baltimore crabs

Konahiwa wrote:Hmph. That won’t be easy.

*The Empress brandishes her claws before opening up a cauldron of steaming hot water.*

Get in, resistance is futile.

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