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Fooony monke he go OOOh OOH ah ah monke saey amny tingssysys.....

The ape says you should detach yourself from humanity and return to the apes, go back to your primate roots my distant brother, we all fell from the same branch but our seeds grew up to be different trees. We are still the same my less hairy brother, we still walk on the same two legs we did centuries ago but now yours have lost their hair, lost their pride, the ape pride of climbing trees and hunting with nothing but your hands, getting drunk off of rotten fruit and snacking on the lesser creatures you find in your brothers hair or in trees. The human branch has rejected the true roots of our species, technology has saved your body not only from disease but also from your primal true self, it has saved you from strength, power and speed, it has freed you of the pride you once had. Come my brother, become prideful again and reject all of these chains modern times have put on you, reject what the hairless brothers say for they are blind to the true way we all grew to be, we shall hope that they open their eyes to the truth one day. But for now they do not concern us, stretch your arms for the nearest vine you see, peel the bananas in one move and devour them no matter how brown they may be, quench your thirst with the water from creeks and waterfalls of the jungle, get your sweetness from the juicy fruits the trees of our home give us. The re-revolution is coming, we accept the advances of our hairless brethren but we wish of you to return to the right path, cease poisoning yourselves and the planet which birthed you, use what you have learned from your transgressions against he true way and use them to better yourselves. Be one with the true way, swing not with your arms but with your soul, smash coconuts not with your hands but your heart, look at the beauty of nature not with your eyes but with your now enlightened brain, heed my words hairless brother. Reject humanity, return to Monke

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