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Post by Kamchatki suppressed by a moderator.

Peatiktist wrote:Those are all good reasons.
But not the reasons I was thinking of.

Military projects?

Space program projects?

Tourist reasons?

Poor Danelaw. Like Poland, his location in middle of two continents surrounded by powers makes him naturally appealing to invade.

Kamchatki wrote:Wake up grossvietnam, you're dreaming

Are u sure about that?
Points the lightsaber at your head

Shavara wrote:Military projects?

Space program projects?

Tourist reasons?

Iím pretty loose when it comes to reasons for a war, but I draw the line at trying to gain tourist attractions.

New Terabithia wrote:What are these "Things" that you speak of?

Shavara wrote:Military projects?

Space program projects?

Tourist reasons?

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You are attemting to access classified information
Kamchatki wrote:Kill the population there?

Only if they're communists.

Kamchatki wrote:Kill the population there?

Peat has stated multiple times his disdain for humanism and the genocide that can come with it, so it wouldn't make sense for him to commit genocide unless he was a hypocritical cuck.

Post by Kamchatki suppressed by a moderator.

Shavara wrote:Military projects?

Space program projects?

Tourist reasons?

It's fun for Dreamer to read?

It fuels the Military-Popcornial Complex?

Post by Kamchatki suppressed by a moderator.

Greater Felter wrote:Poor Danelaw.

*sees Danelaw in a cardboard box on the side of the street, begging for change*
*pulls some spare Nievelandic Coins out of my oversized pocket and gives it to Danelaw*

Shavara wrote:Military projects?

Space program projects?

Tourist reasons?

When he first was claiming Danelaw's islands; he was claiming that he needed more land for "agriculture". Even though countries (like me) offered to trade food.

Kamchatki wrote:

Oh well it's understandable if they're commies.

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Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:Peat has stated multiple times his disdain for humanism and the genocide that can come with it, so it wouldn't make sense for him to commit genocide unless he was a hypocritical cuck.

I'm only hypocritical if I commit genocide against non-humans.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:

Ferdinand nods, "I understand. They shall not be here again." After the discussion a couple hours go by between them talking before the group is finally at the coast where the ships are. As Vorbeck boards the ship and the Imperial Dragons set out flying in the sky around the ships, Kaiser Ferdinand turns to snow. "I thank you for your hospitality and support of the discussion we had."

Snow lowers her head so she's not towering over the Kaiser. Thank you for what we've planned. Next time I won't hide every soul in my city from you. -Have a safe journey home. Then, so lightly that Ferdinand might have imagined it: My friend.

Solution to agriculture in a urban world. Vertical farms! Itís what we use.

Kamchatki wrote:No playing with toys in front of the grown ups gross.

I see.
Antimatter bomb on the way
Now afraid and stop the stupid suicidal joke yet?

The Eternal Totalitarian Dictatorial Commonwealths of Algerstonia is hereby imposing sanctions on the Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist. All civilian Algerstonians are hereby banned from travelling to Peatiktist via any mode of transportation. All Peatiktistan airlines and ship companies are hereby banned until such ban is lifted. We are officially imposing a 60% tariff on all imported Peatiktistan spices, flour, sugar, car seats, and iron, and a 70% tariff on all silver, bronze, car seats, glass, and fertilizer. Algerstonia is additionally closing borders to all Peatiktistans. We will not stand for such egregious imperialism on an innocent nation. Algerstonia has long been against the menace of imperialism, and seeks to stop the unnecessary deaths of men and women who have loving families and caring friends at their home country. Algerstonia demands Peatiktist to stand down as soon as possible, otherwise escalation will be necessary and inevitable.

(Peatiktist)

Greater Felter wrote:Solution to agriculture in a urban world. Vertical farms! Itís what we use.

Top ten failed ideas

Peatiktist wrote:I'm only hypocritical if I commit genocide against non-humans.

No you're still hypocritical if you do that because of other posts where you didn't specify non-humans but genocide in general.

Top tens wrote:Top ten failed ideas

Top ten Marsupials

Greater Felter wrote:Solution to agriculture in a urban world. Vertical farms! Itís what we use.

Sorry, you're not innovative. Somebody already did that.
https://youtu.be/AZtLpr75aZs

Nieveland wrote:Sorry, you're not innovative. Somebody already did that.
https://youtu.be/AZtLpr75aZs

Yeah. Itís a real thing. I ainít trying to invent new stuff.

Seems Great Algerstonia made the best prediction of em all

Turns out Danelaw Scandinavia is Fried Chicken....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K20MW31Qu4o

Still not as tasty as the Blessed Corn!

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