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Abadong wrote:The man says: “Hello there, Kris.” The man draws a gun.

"Hey, calm down there bud... what did I ever do to you?"

Brethren wrote:When he wakes up he's been buried in fluffy blankets and there's a pillow under his head.

Calvin lays there enjoying the warmth.

Oppy girl wrote:*news papers start viciously competing*

Who will come out on top?

Find out in the next issue of The Legionary Chronicle!

XD LOL jokes....

Hai

Greater felter, BearStackof2015, Brethren, and Oppy girl

Wersh wrote:"Hey, calm down there bud... what did I ever do to you?"

Calvin lays there enjoying the warmth.

Hai

“I am afraid, my dear boy, that you know a tad too much” He clicks the hammer.

Wersh and Greater felter

Wersh wrote:Hai

Hello worshiper... Your goddess asks if you would like to become a story writer for The Legionary Chronicle... You are on the RMB a lot and you could telegram me storys to add... But in return I have no clue what you would like... o-o Wat u want.

Wersh, Greater felter, and BearStackof2015

Abadong wrote:“I am afraid, my dear boy, that you know a tad too much” He clicks the hammer.

*fast as lightning the man finds himself disarmed, and in a choke hold from behind. Kris glares at him*

"Last warning. Try anything more and I'm not above ending your life."

Oppy girl wrote:Hello worshiper... Your goddess asks if you would like to become a story writer for The Legionary Chronicle... You are on the RMB a lot and you could telegram me storys to add... But in return I have no clue what you would like... o-o Wat u want.

.-. I dunno...

Greater felter and BearStackof2015

Grossvietnam wrote:Use vacation mode

You should have removed the pings -<-

Greater felter

Wersh wrote:.-. I dunno...

First off, would you even like to become an issue writer for The Legionary Chronicle? <-> I need people who are on the RMB lots and have writing skill, and from what I see here from all your RP posts and our private RP posts, you are really good at it.

Wersh and Greater felter

( -.-)

Fedele, Plazland, Greater felter, and New union of sovereign soviet republics

Greater felter

Volinovia wrote:War in Voli

After the first day the front between Verben and Portsmouth has cane to a halt. Resembling more of a World War One frontline then a modern war. Portsmouth is in the process of moving up more Armored Divisions to break the deadlock while Verben moves Aircraft into airfields further from the front. Portsmouth reaches out to Greater felter for lend lease, and volunteer assistance in the war, while Verben reaches out to Osterreich und ungarn and the surrounding provinces for the same things. The war is very close to having a new front as Portsmouthian soldiers accidentally attacked a Neue Marian border checkpoint when they misidentified the soldiers there.

On the front light recon cars, to technicals are being used to scout enemy positions. And Calvary is used to get through the heavily wooded areas outside of the Major Cities. The war so far has claimed 18 lives 3 being Verbenian Civilians.

This is the first sort of war Felter has been involved in since the the Neo-Felterian Empire has been created. So losing would be a massive dissapointment. Felter decides this will be a amazing oppurtunity for training for the future in conflicts across the globe for peacekeeping. From Naval-Port-A in The Emerald Isles. a Meī-Class fleet of transport and offensive ships depart towards Portsmouth. Neo-Imperial Airways also sends out a fleet to aid the fleet and Portsmouth.

Shavara and Volinovia

Oppy girl wrote:First off, would you even like to become an issue writer for The Legionary Chronicle? <-> I need people who are on the RMB lots and have writing skill, and from what I see here from all your RP posts and our private RP posts, you are really good at it.

I'm trash at writing. I'm only good at vague statements and scene setting. Person to person I get either real cliche or cringy...

Greater felter and Oppy girl

Ruso-germania wrote:Yeah wondering the same thing here

-<-

Ruso-germania, Greater felter, and Volinovia

Wersh wrote:*fast as lightning the man finds himself disarmed, and in a choke hold from behind. Kris glares at him*

"Last warning. Try anything more and I'm not above ending your life."

.-. I dunno...

“Oh dear. It seems I have made a blunder. Boys!”
The two men from earlier jump in to the alley
“End him”

Wersh, Greater felter, Volinovia, and BearStackof2015

Mechanics are often exhausted by their work, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, edutainment video games are taking BearStackof2015's students to the next level, and diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees. Crime is totally unknown. BearStackof2015's national animal is the BearStack, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fedele, Greater felter, and Volinovia

Osterreich und ungarn

Volinovia wrote:The Verben General ensures their support, but as he is describing the situation the phone is abruptly turned off as air raid sirens sound. The Ostrian troops in Written-Mouth come under attack hub Portsmouthian aircraft.

The AEW&C aircraft turns on its towable Jammer in an attempt to disable enemy targeting systems. Skewer Spaags with the ground forces start to use their own targeting systems to launch SAM missiles against the enemy aircraft while their 20mm autocannons and machine guns from throughout the force start to open fire in hopes of taking any down.

Meanwhile, 3 squadrons of M-49 Fighter Jets and a Bomber squadron are dispatched above WrittenMouth.

Ruso-germania, Greater felter, and New union of sovereign soviet republics

I don't think people should be allowed to serve in elected positions if they haven't watched Blazing Saddles.

Grossvietnam, Libertanny, Greater felter, and BearStackof2015

The Dubokian Air Force is named Silah Aljawi Fi Dubay in Arabic.

Abadong wrote:“Oh dear. It seems I have made a blunder. Boys!”
The two men from earlier jump in to the alley
“End him”

*Kris picks the man up and throws him at the two men at the end of the alley, then in the confusion climbs his way into an apartment via an open window*

Wersh wrote:Calvin lays there enjoying the warmth.

There is a strong smell of waffles and syrup.

Post self-deleted by Abadong.

Nobody:

Me:

Oh no

Osterreich und ungarn and BearStackof2015

Abadong wrote:~snip~

Hey, let's not go there.

Shavara and BearStackof2015

Osterreich und ungarn wrote:The AEW&C aircraft turns on its towable Jammer in an attempt to disable enemy targeting systems. Skewer Spaags with the ground forces start to use their own targeting systems to launch SAM missiles against the enemy aircraft while their 20mm autocannons and machine guns from throughout the force start to open fire in hopes of taking any down.

Meanwhile, 3 squadrons of M-49 Fighter Jets and a Bomber squadron are dispatched above WrittenMouth.

The Portsmouthian jets radars are jammed and some of the Jets are shot down by SAM missles still while attacking OU troops. Written-Mouthian jets soon show to intercept the attacking jets.

Greater felter wrote:This is the first sort of war Felter has been involved in since the the Neo-Felterian Empire has been created. So losing would be a massive dissapointment. Felter decides this will be a amazing oppurtunity for training for the future in conflicts across the globe for peacekeeping. From Naval-Port-A in The Emerald Isles. a Meī-Class fleet of transport and offensive ships depart towards Portsmouth. Neo-Imperial Airways also sends out a fleet to aid the fleet and Portsmouth.

The Portsmouthian fleet rendezvous with the Felterian fleet in the Bismarck straight when it arrives.

Shavara, Osterreich und ungarn, and Greater felter

Post self-deleted by Shavara.

Fedele wrote:I don't think people should be allowed to serve in elected positions if they haven't watched Blazing Saddles.

Looks like Fedele just got re-elected by default

Fedele, Greater felter, and Brethren

Brethren wrote:Hey, let's not go there.

He jumped into an apartment. What was he expecting.
People were heading to work or getting ready for work.

Greater felter

Abadong wrote:He jumped into an apartment. What was he expecting.
People were heading to work or getting ready for work.

Look, I've crossed the line a few times myself, but the TEP community doesn't, generally speaking, want that subject in RP.

Shavara and Greater felter

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