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Letskia wrote:I'll get right on that as soon as I become delegate. Looks like it takes some time to process.

There you go

Great job, Letskia, but did you also write the recruiting telegram?

Union of Dimonian Socialist Republics wrote:Great job, Letskia, but did you also write the recruiting telegram?

I need to hold office for at least 26 hours to do that. I'll get right on it as soon as I can.

alright cool

We should try to establish embassies with the Communist Bloc and the 10000 Islands. It'd be good to keep in touch.

Letskia wrote:We should try to establish embassies with the Communist Bloc and the 10000 Islands. It'd be good to keep in touch.

Scratch that, we don't meet the minimum requirements those regions demand to establish embassies. We're on our own for now, boys.

The Issue: Last night, in the finals of popular reality TV contest The Democratikavision, the Letskian representative lost, despite giving what almost all critics in Letskia have declared to be a superior performance. The enraged masses have inexplicably decided that the best course of action is to storm your office to voice their complaints.

The Solution: “It was rigged!” chants real housewife of Letskoris, Malon Cole Karsprintian, who is so angered that she is speaking at a pace you’re having trouble keeping up with. “Half the judges looked to be Maxtopian to me, and you know what those people think of us and our culture. The contest must be rerun, this time with more unbiased judges from Letskia. If the rest of The Democratika doesn’t agree, threaten trade sanctions, heck, maybe even outright war. Our national pride depends on this!”

I see no flaws in the logic of this solution.

Swiesza polska

Letskia wrote:The Issue: Last night, in the finals of popular reality TV contest The Democratikavision, the Letskian representative lost, despite giving what almost all critics in Letskia have declared to be a superior performance. The enraged masses have inexplicably decided that the best course of action is to storm your office to voice their complaints.

The Solution: “It was rigged!” chants real housewife of Letskoris, Malon Cole Karsprintian, who is so angered that she is speaking at a pace you’re having trouble keeping up with. “Half the judges looked to be Maxtopian to me, and you know what those people think of us and our culture. The contest must be rerun, this time with more unbiased judges from Letskia. If the rest of The Democratika doesn’t agree, threaten trade sanctions, heck, maybe even outright war. Our national pride depends on this!”

I see no flaws in the logic of this solution.

Yeah, usually threatening other nations as a decision always works out for yourself

Swiesza polska

Oi, we should all endorse eachother, just a thought tho. *Ahem* Dimonia *Ahem*

What do you guys think of my new flag, by the way?

We've officially begun constructing an embassy with The Dawn of Unity. Hopefully this embassy will lead to a prosperous friendship between our two regions.

Swiesza Polska, we can't. If we do Letskia doesn't become WA delegate. We'll endorse each other when others start arriving

Union of Dimonian Socialist Republics wrote:Swiesza Polska, we can't. If we do Letskia doesn't become WA delegate. We'll endorse each other when others start arriving

Speaking of which, since I finally became the delegate you can replace the joke title with something like "co-executive" or whatever.

On it

Gasp! We've got an embassy, boys!

Union of Dimonian Socialist Republics wrote:Gasp! We've got an embassy, boys!

First of many.

Just sent 500 recruitment telegrams, completely ate up all my stamps. Hopefully it pays off!

Just authorized the construction of another embassy.

Swiesza polska

Letskia wrote:Just sent 500 recruitment telegrams, completely ate up all my stamps. Hopefully it pays off!

It should, for sure the community on this game takes the time to read most of what it receives

Swiesza polska wrote:It should, for sure the community on this game takes the time to read most of what it receives

Do I sense sarcasm?

But seriously, it's going to completely fly over their heads. I'm not getting those stamps back.

Swiesza polska

Letskia wrote:Do I sense sarcasm?

But seriously, it's going to completely fly over their heads. I'm not getting those stamps back.

It's not sarcasm, yeah most people will probably throw it away but maybe some will take the time to read, at least I do.

Swiesza polska wrote:It's not sarcasm, yeah most people will probably throw it away but maybe some will take the time to read, at least I do.

Time will tell. Statistics show that recruitment telegrams have like a 1% success rate but there isn't really an alternative here.

Welcome to the region, Viulsa!

Swiesza polska

Welcome to Democratika Viulsa! :)

Viulsa

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