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*Two suspicious trench coated fedora-wearing men roll bottles of rum in through the backdoor. As they finish they tip their hats and exit.*
*5 hours ago: Dabs are life ceased to exist. *
Dibs on Dabs Dills will go on sale next week. If you want to try some, be sure to call "Dibs on Dabs" when you order.
Hmmm ... cases of rum just sitting in the open.
*takes them to radio station KARL headquarters on Radio Road*
This should keep the commercial free hits coming.
*Takes a swig of rhum*
*Turns on radio station antenna, drops the needle on the vinyl*
Talk about things and nobody cares
Wearing other things that nobody wears
You're callin' my name, but I gotta make it clear
I can't say, baby, where I'll be in a year.
Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent
Said my get up and go musta got up & went.
Well, I got good news: she's a real good liar
'Cause a backstage boogie set your pants on fire.
Sweet emotion [2x]
I pulled into town in a police car
Your daddy said I took it just a little too far.
You're tellin' other things, but your girlfriend lied
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died.
Yes it did.
Standin' in front just shakin' your ({behind}edited).
I take you backstage you can drink from my glass.
I talk about something you can sure understand
'Cause a month on the road and I'll be eatin' from your hand.
*Remember Guy's and Gal's keep your dial on station 999FM for you commercial free hits. The person that guess the song and artist gets a free pickle of choice. Don't all call in at once, we don't want to jam the lines.*
Aerosmith - 'Sweet Emotion'
Those were the days ... and I am glad they are over!
They brought rum, they can't be that bad.
I'll have some dib dab dills please
Have yourself a free Dibs on Dabs TOA.
*Here is another song from a action film staring Sylvester.
Turns up the dial so the old men can here it.*
Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
Twenty four
and there's so much more
Live alone in a paradise
That makes me think of two.
Love lost, such a cost,
Give me things
that don't get lost.
Like a coin that won't get tossed
Rolling home to you.
Old man take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I need someone to love me
the whole day through
Ah, one look in my eyes
and you can tell that's true.
Lullabies, look in your eyes,
Run around the same old town.
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.
I've been first and last
Look at how the time goes past.
But I'm all alone at last.
Rolling home to you.
Old man take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you
I need someone to love me
the whole day through
Ah, one look in my eyes
and you can tell that's true.
Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
Old man look at my life,
I'm a lot like you were.
*Still not loud enough for me. I should check the batteries on my hearing aids.*
Public announcement kiddies: Don't eat the yellow snow.
*Remember to keep that dial tuned to 999FM for the Song, Artist pickle give away Show.*
Starts rolling out massive barrels of pickles which have been curing in the basement for many months. Double-secret extra strength rum is pulled from the sub-dungeons. Stages are set up for bands. The lawn is cleared for picnics. Essential supplies for all merrymaking are made available.
But the party doesn't start. Instead, there is just a sense of anticipation. There is a moment of quiet and waiting for what ever secret signal there will be which will kick off the celebrations...
*flips the main power switch to the ON position*
Oooooh, party time??
Karaoke stage is set and ready to Rock'nRoll ... and/or any other musical genre.
-_-
The amps are warmed up, the roadies ready.
Now is the time for opening acts!
"Blue Bayou"
I feel so bad I got a worried mind
I'm so lonesome all the time
Since I left my baby behind
On Blue Bayou
Saving nickles saving dimes
Working til the sun don't shine
Looking forward to happier times
On Blue Bayou
I'm going back someday
Come what may
To Blue Bayou
Where the folks are fine
And the world is mine
On Blue Bayou
Where those fishing boats
With their sails afloat
If I could only see
That familiar sunrise
Through sleepy eyes
How happy I'd be
Gonna see my baby again
Gonna be with some of my friends
Maybe I'll feel better again
On Blue Bayou
Saving nickles saving dimes
Working til the sun don't shine
Looking forward to happier times
On Blue Bayou
I'm going back someday
Come what may
To Blue Bayou
Where the folks are fine
And the world is mine
On Blue Bayou
Where those fishing boats
With their sails afloat
If I could only see
That familiar sunrise
Through sleepy eyes
How happy I'd be
Oh that girl of mine
By my side
The silver moon
And the evening tide
Oh some sweet day
Gonna take away
This hurting inside
Well I'll never be blue
My dreams come true
On Blue Bayou
*claps* Thank you TAO.
Let the wild rumpus begin!
SalusaSecondus and The new tao order
Hmmm... I thought it would be a mistake to set out the good rum before the party started. There's always next time.
RUM!
Well then ... it only seems fitting to sing a Welcome Back song.
"Welcome Back" (by John Sebastian)
Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Back here where we need ya (Back here where we need ya)
Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've got him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
Emperor Shaddam Corrino III wishes to remind all members of The Cuckoos Egg that everyone is welcome to join the Sardaukar and defend the glorious (highly militarized) nation of SalusaSecondus. We don't care who you are or just about anything about you provided you are willing to pick up a sword, pulse rifle, or other weapon of our choice and fight for us.
Gooberstann and allies appear to be brand new and embassy collectors. So, unless something changes (such as them giving me a good reason to change my mind), I'll be rejecting their embassy.
Shame that TWP'rs cannot post here ....
*sniff*
If Salusa chooses to open regional communications to any nation from an embassy region, they will be able to post here. As it now stands, only regional officers of embassy partners can post.
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