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Taralus wrote:*strolls through the RMB*

So what's new?

Pag wants to update the map today.

Khumieres wrote:And then goes rogue and becomes an agent for the ATCO.

Then it turns out she was an unsuspecting mole the whole time and her "betrayal" was planned from the beginning to get an insight into the ATCO Spy community.

Paglaum wrote:I bet, that, the Black Widow in CoDN-verse marvel is Ephyral. Rather than Russian. Lol.

Hulk is just a monster that's sustained by consuming large amounts of Cerman Water.

Taralus and Khumieres

Ascoobis wrote:Then it turns out she was an unsuspecting mole the whole time and her "betrayal" was planned from the beginning to get an insight into the ATCO Spy community..

What a confusing turn of events.

Ascoobis wrote:Hulk is just a monster that's sustained by consuming large amounts of Cerman Water.

Hulk is a prototype Cerman Ubermensch confirmed?

Ascoobis wrote:Then it turns out she was an unsuspecting mole the whole time and her "betrayal" was planned from the beginning to get an insight into the ATCO Spy community.

Then ATCO buddies: James Bond, Jason Bourne, Ethan Hunt, and Jack Ryan go on wild adventures across the world to secure the lost Cerman Water documents stolen by somebody.

Khumieres

Cerma wrote:Then ATCO buddies: James Bond, Jason Bourne, Ethan Hunt, and Jack Ryan go on wild adventures across the world to secure the lost Cerman Water documents stolen by somebody.

Is that somebody one of those badass trained-from-childhood female assassins that I'm actually wanting to implement as part of the Freehold's intelligence service?

The Land of the Ephyral wrote:Is that somebody one of those badass trained-from-childhood female assassins that I'm actually wanting to implement as part of the Freehold's intelligence service?

Would the Ephyral be trying to steal the secrets of Cerman Water?

Cerma wrote:Would the Ephyral be trying to steal the secrets of Cerman Water?

That depends on what we could potentially do with it.

The Land of the Ephyral wrote:That depends on what we could potentially do with it.

Well don't worry, Its just water after all.

Cerma wrote:Well don't worry, Its just water after all.

What's the chemical formula for Cerman water?

Why do you keep the secret..?

The Land of the Ephyral wrote:What's the chemical formula for Cerman water?

Why do you keep the secret..?

Water.

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Its secret because terrorism.

Cerma wrote:Water.

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Its secret because terrorism.

Maybe we should send our agents to obtain a sample and test it ourselves...

The Land of the Ephyral wrote:Maybe we should send our agents to obtain a sample and test it ourselves...

Bad idea...

Cerma wrote:Bad idea...

You think you can stand a chance against the lethally trained and cunning agents of the Freehold?

The Land of the Ephyral wrote:You think you can stand a chance against the lethally trained and cunning agents of the Freehold?

'Ohhhhhhh, you think the clandestine operations is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man, by then, it was nothing to me but blinding!

The shadows betray you, because they belong to ATCO!'

Cerma wrote:'Ohhhhhhh, you think the clandestine operations is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man, by then, it was nothing to me but blinding!

The shadows betray you, because they belong to ATCO!'

Oh but you misunderstand... we operate in plain sight. We're in your line of sight but you don't 'see' us because you're not looking for us.

The Land of the Ephyral wrote:Oh but you misunderstand... we operate in plain sight. We're in your line of sight but you don't 'see' us because you're not looking for us.

Theatricality and deception are powerful agents to the uninitiated, but not to anyone else. You must realize this to take on the intelligence community of the world.

There is no plain sight, at least not anymore, that died in the fires and twisted metal of the last great war. Everything has eyes and everything has ears. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Boundaries shift, new players step in, but power always finds a place to rest its head. You have and will fight and bleed alongside your allies. And you should know they'll hate you for it. You bring down one enemy and they find someone even worse to replace him. Locations change, the rationale, the objective. Yesterday's enemies are today's recruits. Train them to fight alongside you, and pray they don't eventually decide to hate you for it too.

Also,

Komminlandic agents

are like

the best coffee shop informants.

Don't even bother trying to challenge them.

They have mastered the coffee shop informant guy.

I feel like trying to get spies to steal Cerman water is like paying for bottled water when there's a water fountain next to the vending machine. You certainly can spend the money and resources to go up and acquire a bottle of water from a vending machine, or you could saunter up to any Cerman water fountain and get unlimited amounts of Cerman water for free.

Komminland wrote:I feel like trying to get spies to steal Cerman water is like paying for bottled water when there's a water fountain next to the vending machine. You certainly can spend the money and resources to go up and acquire a bottle of water from a vending machine, or you could saunter up to any Cerman water fountain and get unlimited amounts of Cerman water for free.

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Cerma wrote:Also,

Komminlandic agents

are like

the best coffee shop informants.

Don't even bother trying to challenge them.

They have mastered the coffee shop informant guy.

oh

you've caught me

kommincoffee is actually a front for the kommin spy agency that definitely exists

Komminland wrote:oh

you've caught me

kommincoffee is actually a front for the kommin spy agency that definitely exists

Literally revolutionized physical cell/safehouse systems for the ATCO intelligence community.

The Land of the Ephyral wrote:Is that somebody one of those badass trained-from-childhood female assassins that I'm actually wanting to implement as part of the Freehold's intelligence service?

Remember, Cermans probably lack a sex drive, making seduction close to impossible. ;)

Komminland wrote:oh

you've caught me

kommincoffee is actually a front for the kommin spy agency that definitely exists

You're just saying that because Komminkoffee has a secret menu.

Ascoobis wrote:Remember, Cermans probably lack a sex drive, making seduction close to impossible. ;)

Probably true.

Cermans are strong mountain men with genetically blessed muscular growth, but are total prudes, literally is 'that guy' who tells everyone that its 9 PM and he has to go to get adequate sleep.

Cerma is like Japan almost in its sense of its birth rate. Except its cause is not from a mix of cultural xenophobia and overworking, but from an actual, biological lack of sexual drive?

Its a wonder how the Cerman race has even managed to get this far without fizzling out, maybe it isn't biological, but something in the water.

Since Cerma is a democracy, would Cerma be trying to implement programs to tell youth to go have children? Would there be minute but loud counter-cultures of sexually repressed groups that retaliate against the Cerman status-quo?

Oh no...

Is Cerman 'edgy' entertainment the threshold of raunchy anime?

This is horrible, this is terrible. The moment I dread the most.

*restocks RMB armory*

Cerma wrote:Also,

Komminlandic agents

are like

the best coffee shop informants.

Don't even bother trying to challenge them.

They have mastered the coffee shop informant guy.

Ascoobis wrote:You're just saying that because Komminkoffee has a secret menu.

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