The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Congrats on four years!

Here's my first post from almost 3 years ago (on my original nation)

Yokrton wrote:

IDA needs your help! This great region has been nominated to get one commendment and they deserve it!
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Hate to break it to my past self, but "commendment" isn't a word.

A great big rumble shakes the Bar for a brief moment before stopping abruptly, rousing the Witness from their nap.

Ohh... They drilled down to the center of the earth again. I thought I told them to stop doing that after we stripmined it already and replaced the core. Got to take care of this.

They disappear from their seat in a flash of darkness.

Happy barthday!

Brocklandia wrote:

Sure, you can have some. Here's a mug for you.

As for what it is?--We never give away trade secrets ... or information that could be used to sue us for health code violations.

Cheers mate! Don’t worry, I ain’t planning to sue you. The last time I meet a Health Inspector well, let’s just say I had some spare parts to use to patch up the crew.

Tank commander wrote:

It's a beer made from fermented snozzberries. Simply the best thing this side of heaven.

Sounds nice. Is it alcoholic?

Lake of fur wrote:

Cheers!

What Can You Get a Wookie for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb?)

The Star Wars Intergalactic Droid Choir & Chorale - What Can You Get a Wookie for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb?)

^{https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqpMr8Nwhi4}

"What can you get a Wookie for Christmas
When he already owns a comb?
What can you get in a hurry for a furry kind of friend like that
To take home?

Oh, he doesn't need a tie clip
And he doesn't use shaving foam
So what can you get a Wookie for Christmas
When he already owns a comb?
It's really a problem?

What can you get a Wookie for Christmas
When he already owns a comb?
What can you get in a hurry for a furry kind of friend like that
To take home?

No, he'll never wear galoshes
Or a hat upon his furry dome
So what can you get a Wookie for Christmas
When he already owns a comb?

Let's give him love and understanding
Good will to men
We wrap it all up in bright colored ribbon
And we give it to him all over again
And that's what you get a Wookie for Christmas
When he already owns a comb?

That's what you get in a hurry for a furry kind of friend like that
To take home
'Cause he doesn't need a tie clip
And [i]he doesn't need shaving foam
So that's what you get a Wookie for Christmas
When he already has a comb?
When he already owns a comb?"[/i]

I’d probably get that Wookiee a Stormtrooper. You know, someone to Play With!

Howard beale wrote:

Cheers mate! Don’t worry, I ain’t planning to sue you. The last time I meet a Health Inspector well, let’s just say I had some spare parts to use to patch up the crew.

"Patch up the crew," or make a stew--health inspectors are always more useful postmortem.

4 years? Happy birthday to the Bar!

Lake of fur wrote:

Cheers!

What Can You Get a Wookie for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb?)

The Star Wars Intergalactic Droid Choir & Chorale - What Can You Get a Wookie for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb?)

^{https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqpMr8Nwhi4}

Ooo!--I know the answer to this one! You have several great gift-giving options to choose from:

• A flea collar.

• A gallon of anti-mange dip.

• A carton of Milk-Bone dog treats. (Whether a Wookie is canine or not, Milk-Bones are danged tasty.)

• A coupon for half-off on rabies vaccines.

• Chew toys!--Lots and lots of chew toys!
  

Howard beale wrote:

I’d probably get that Wookiee a Stormtrooper. You know, someone to Play With!

Excellent gift idea, especially for a Wookiee.

Brocklandia wrote:

Chew toys!--Lots and lots of chew toys!

I'm pretty sure that's what the stormtroopers are for.

Pidg wrote:

I can't sleep.... Any suggestions?

Try sleeping somewhere other than the elevator.

Howard beale wrote:

Is it alcoholic?

Yes. A bit more than your average beer- about 5.5% ABV. The Schnozzlefoam is made from fermented snozzberries, which gives it that distinctive pinkish hue.

Howard beale wrote:

Sounds nice. Is it alcoholic?

*Lifts his pint in salute*

It's got a good bite. Best thing on the menu.

Lake of fur wrote:

The Schnozzlefoam is made from fermented snozzberries, which gives it that distinctive pinkish hue.

The color of satisfaction.

*walks into the bar, striding with confidence*
HELLOOOOOO BAR
*flips Flo a 5 to repay for all the drinks*
That’s my weekly PM allowance. I’ll give you more next week

All jokes aside how y’all holdin up in quarantine?

The not capitolists wrote:

All jokes aside how y’all holdin up in quarantine?

Good to have you join us again via our new embassies. We're doing well, thank you.

What can I get you to eat or drink today?

Songs you dont understand wrote:

This song sounds like A-POP

Cool! Added to the juke-box.

The not capitolists wrote:

I’ll try one of those Schnozzlefoams, since that’s what’s y’all’s been talkin about.

Good choice. The pink beer with the funny name is a popular drink with the regulars.

*Draws a pint of 'Foam and sets it on a coaster in front of them*

Bartender! Can I get a round of Schnozzlefoams for everyone? Also has anyone seen my shapeshifting remote? I think I left it down here last night.