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That's the guy largely responsible for getting region of Slatos smacked down hard.
We don't need people like that here in the Bar. He's also been made Homeland Officer in Opstan under a new name, Nirasat.
53 minutes ago: Opstan appointed Meddacah as Homeland Officer with authority over Appearance, Communications, and Polls in Opstan.
50 minutes ago: Nirasat arrived from The East Pacific.
49 minutes ago: Opstan dismissed Meddacah as Homeland Officer of Opstan.
48 minutes ago: Opstan appointed Nirasat as Homeland Officer with authority over Appearance, Communications, and Polls in Opstan.
48 minutes ago: Meddacah departed this region for The Bar on the corner of every region.
Maybe it's time to cut ties with Opstan? If he can't see the potential trouble he'll be causing for his region, then you don't need to have an embassy with them, do you?
Quit getting involved with the affairs in my region. They were voted in by the council, so it was not an executive decision by me. I'll be allowing him to rectify himself to our region, and if he messes up then he's out.
I'm sure you don't know, but he is the one who allowed me back in his region after the multitude of baseless claims made by people in larger regions.
If you have a problem with my region then take it to me, don't bring it up in this region.
Okay, then I'll take it up with you. Keep your garbage out of the Bar. You know the player is a problem, you know that player moved from your region to the Bar and you know the Bar checks the background of every nation who enters. You should have stepped in and warned them not to come here or at least contacted them and told them to get the hell out before their story was posted in public, 'cuz that's how they do it here.
When the affairs of your region spills into another, then it becomes their business.
Knock it off you two.
Feoras, Opstan, and Lampastan
*The clams of the house band launch into a song*
♫ "Take you uptown
I'll show you the sights
You know you want to ride
On my garbage truck
Truck truck truck" ♫
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhGu2CDqQqo
"(Woo oh oh oh)
I'll take you for a ride
On my garbage truck
Oh no!
I'll take you to the dump
'Cause you're my queen
Take you uptown
I'll show you the sights
You know you want to ride
On my garbage truck
Truck truck truck
We'll pass the mansions by
Drive right through the needle's eye (Oh my)
My my my my
I got a stereo
You just got to turn the knob
And baby we'll go
As far as we can
I'll be your garbage man
I'll take out your junk
And I'll crush it down
Jesus in my rearview
And the highway patrol is up ahead
In my garbage truck (truck)
I'll never throw you away
When you're old and grey
Just roll it away"
I'm not in a Larry mood either, thanks for asking.
Psst! Seltzer boy might be asking what we put in our veggie burgers, and in that case, "horsie" is ... Well, there's a high percentage.
Now, some people might get ticked off, but remember: horses eat nothing but plants (other than the occasional salt lick) and therefore our burgers are "vegetarian" because they're made of vegetarians. Don't argue with me about this.
About two years ago, when I left for another region that didn't have an embassy with this one, and I was gone for nearly a year. Plus, a while back, I took about a ten-year vacation from the game.
You have a spouse?--Other than Fluffy, I mean? That's it; I'm gonna stop those alimony payments that I'm already not making.
Feoras, Lake of fur, and Zany Zanes
Girls, girls. Opposite corners, please. What happened?--Did somebody's deodorant wear off too soon?
Lake of fur, The Ruby Ranch Republic, Opstan, Lampastan, and 1 otherZany Zanes
Sorry, but according to those court orders, you're still not allowed to touch me, you little perv, in a good or bad way.
Feoras and Lake of fur
I'm taking away my 'like', you bad man-thing.
Lake of fur and Zany Zanes
Throw your slightly used "like" into the corner with all the rest for recycling.
And I'm not a Man-Thing; that character is copyrighted by Marvel Entertainment Group.
Feoras, Lake of fur, The Ruby Ranch Republic, and Zany Zanes
Okay, then you can be The Pearly Slurper.
Lake of fur and The Ruby Ranch Republic
Are you trying to make a sex joke at my expense? Keep trying.
Feoras, Lake of fur, and The Ruby Ranch Republic
Expense? That's not what I heard.
Rumor has it you can be had for the price of a off-brand breath mint.
Feoras, Lake of fur, and Zany Zanes
Absolutely. But if you find a breath mint, I think you need it more than I do.
Feoras and Lake of fur
Mommy! Brock's teasing me!
Feoras and Lake of fur
Well, I had picked a horsie but it seems they weren't in this race.
Lessie who else is on the ticket.
*Checks the racing form*
Hmm, Uncle Lake entered with a poem but had to add a picture to liven it up. Plus, I'm mad at him for being a poo-head and not letting me pick a horsie as the winner so... nice try.
In a part of space where stars are legion
A tavern exists where drinks are pleasin'
The Bar on the Corner of Every Region
Staffed by creatures of every sort
A few of which are hardly there
They'll drive you mad for want of sport
And make you want to tear your hair
It's all in fun, a harmless jape
The best of service they will render
You may run but never escape
The wit of their chief bartender
A being built of jest and whim
Whose tongue is sharp and fast
Do not try to challenge him
You'll find yourself outclassed
The rabbit known as Lake of Fur
A living sweater of Angora
Is she a him or is he a her?
The pondering will never bore ya
So if you're near and feeling thirsty
He'll serve you beer, but feeling frisky
May play a prank for at worst he
Will slip poison in your whiskey
Lardastan's poem was clunky and made my head hurt.
Other guests prefer stronger drugs which cannot be denied
A few abstain with the strength of Tibetan monks
But the numerous people of Lardastan are decidedly deep fried
Smiley Bob has hearts on his flag, so he gets extra points. More points for using the word 'yummy' which is, well, yummy.
Who drinks the yummy 'foam
He has stories for those who pry
And entertain til it's time for home
Then a cat wrestled with a flower for a while, which is always fun to watch.
Here's what fell out of their pockets-
While around him people chatter and flurry
He strokes my fur with his bony hands
Meet my best servant: Good old Larry
He'll get you drunk and your vision will blur
This dutiful employee gives you what you deserve
So you can't complain about Lake of Fur
Dignified, like kings and queens
Yet fortunately they were revived
And came to the Bar: Zombie Penguins
The Zombie Penguins made a funny.
Spending too much time playing darts
Better get back to their chores
Before they lose their hearts
Zany Zanes wandered in at the last minute and did a set of observational humor.
To tell you of this place,
That I saw upon a visiting quest,
While floating out in space.
The floor was drifting to the ceiling,
The chairs were in disguise.
The paint on the walls was peeling.
Then it'd change before your eyes.
The atmosphere was quaint,
But you should watch your back.
You might think someone a Saint,
And suffer a heart attack.
For characters, plenty they home,
All kinds with spectacular range.
And drink drinks called Schnozzlefoam,
And eat food that is rather strange.
There are patrons who swing by,
And those who stick around.
There are immortals who don't die,
But they mostly keep underground.
Patrons like Tchaikovesky,
Who drives tanks through the wall,
And climbs the rafters like it's a tree.
Destruction is their call.
The Ruby Ranch Republic again,
Is another customer who frequents.
A single man with nothing to gain,
And the mind of several delinquents.
And there is Odinbeard,
Who I think might be a viking.
But not that that'd be all that weird,
They have a vampiress who's striking.
They have a long time consumer,
Named Tank commander.
Kind of has some dark humor
But usually doesn't slander.
That is just a taste,
Of all the variety.
A bit of everything laced,
With the dregs of society.
It's really quite a fine place,
You haven't got to go far.
Just take with you some mace,
When you go to visit the Bar.
After careful deliberation I have decided that the winner is...the horsie!
Smiley Bob, Feoras, Brocklandia, Lake of fur, and 8 othersZombie Penguins, Tank commander, Pretty periwinkles, The Ruby Ranch Republic, Odinbeard, Borg shakespeare, Zany Zanes, and Lardastan
Seltzer's Mommy, Brock's available this evening if you need a real man.
Feoras, Lake of fur, and Zany Zanes
*Facepalms*
Kid, we talked about this. The horsie can't be the winner since the horsie didn't submit a poem.
You'll have to pick someone else.
Feoras, Pretty periwinkles, The Ruby Ranch Republic, Seltzer boy, and 2 othersZany Zanes, and Killerian
This is the first time our veggie burger has won an award. It's a poetry award instead of a Michellin star, but an award is an award. Giddyup!
*Scribbles "award-winning" next to the burger column on the menus*
Feoras, Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, and Killerian
Mint molester...
Fine!
You never let me have any fun.
Okay, I pick... *does eanie-meanie-minie-moe* ... Smiley Bob, for having such a pretty flag.
Smiley Bob, Feoras, Brocklandia, Lake of fur, and 4 othersZombie Penguins, Pretty periwinkles, Zany Zanes, and Killerian
*Double facepalms*
Congratulations Smiley Bob, you're this week's poetry contest winner.
Smiley Bob, Feoras, Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, and 4 othersPretty periwinkles, Seltzer boy, Zany Zanes, and Killerian
Are you sure about that? I mean, really sure? Memories are merely chemicals in the brain and those can be easily reproduced.
The Lady considers what was said. "I think you both gave it as well as you got it, but it's time for you to retire to your separate corners. In your case, Brock, maybe it's time for you to go out back."
Oh, do you know where to find one?
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