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Hello! Who do I talk to regarding foreign affairs? I don’t want our embassy cancelled due to some obvious reasons regarding my region...

Insaneminds wrote:Hello! Who do I talk to regarding foreign affairs? I don’t want our embassy cancelled due to some obvious reasons regarding my region...

Got it. We can talk.

Killerian and Insaneminds

Drunkndisorderly wrote:Got it. We can talk.

You mean I can talk to you?
If yes, I will telegram you...

Drunkndisorderly, Killerian, and Ekkab

Insaneminds wrote:You mean I can talk to you?
If yes, I will telegram you...

yes, I am the head of diplomacy and Embassies

Lake of fur, Killerian, and Ekkab

Ma soumission de poésie:
My Poetry Submission:

Les lumières brillent d'une lumière scintillante,
parmi tous les visages, pas un signe de brûlure
c'est la saison des fêtes, le moment est venu

Les cloches d'argent sonnent,
Les jeunes amours s'embrassent,
les petits souhaitent,

Pour cette nuit morne,
nous célébrons la vie du christ,
alors réunissez-vous, que tout le monde s'unisse.
---------------------------------
The cool English version:

The lights are shining with glimering light,
among all the faces, not a sign of blight
tis' the holiday season, the time is right

The silver bells are ringing,
The young loves are kissing,
the little ones are wishing,

For on this dreary night,
we celebrate the life of christ,
so come together, may everyone unite.
-----------------
Yes, I ran this through google translate for some reason. I guess the French language brings images of cheer and romance..

Feoras, Brocklandia, Lake of fur, Jehovahs witness, and 1 otherEkkab

Hey people.

Tercania islands

Feoras wrote:Awesome. I think I'm going to open a consignment shop with all the leftover junk I find myself in ownership of. You can have first dibs since I doubt I'll get to opening a second business anytime this century. It's too stressful, especially without servants.

What kinds of junk do you have? Any electronics?

Nationshort noflag wrote:Thanks. I'll let the captain know.

Speaking of which, I've not seen him on the bridge recently. He went down to the hold to get some...

*Stops suddenly, realization dawning*

Um, guys, have you seen Pax Nerdvana around here in the past couple of days?

I'm here. Things have been a bit hectic.

Lake of fur and Nationshort noflag

Tercania islands

Thoonia wrote:Hey people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYgJZ79FmBo
I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block
And I sit at home looking out the window
Imagining the world has stopped
Then in flies a guy who's all dressed up just like a Union Jack
And says, "I've won five pounds if I have his kind of detergent pack"
I says, "hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby"
The telephone is ringing
I say, "hi, it's me, who is there on the line?"
A voice says, "hi, hello, how are you?"
"Well, I guess I'm doin' fine"
He says, "it's three a.m., there's too much noise
Don't you people ever want to go to bed?
Just 'cause you feel so good
Do you have to drive me out of my head?"
I says, "hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby, yeah"
I was sick and tired, fed up with this
And decided to take a drive downtown
It was so very quiet and peaceful
There was nobody, not a soul around
I laid myself out, I was so tired
And I started to dream
In the morning the parking tickets were just
Like a flag stuck on my window screen
I says, "hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby"
"Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, hey, you

Feoras and Lake of fur

Tercania islands wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYgJZ79FmBo
I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block
And I sit at home looking out the window
Imagining the world has stopped
Then in flies a guy who's all dressed up just like a Union Jack
And says, "I've won five pounds if I have his kind of detergent pack"
I says, "hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby"
The telephone is ringing
I say, "hi, it's me, who is there on the line?"
A voice says, "hi, hello, how are you?"
"Well, I guess I'm doin' fine"
He says, "it's three a.m., there's too much noise
Don't you people ever want to go to bed?
Just 'cause you feel so good
Do you have to drive me out of my head?"
I says, "hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby, yeah"
I was sick and tired, fed up with this
And decided to take a drive downtown
It was so very quiet and peaceful
There was nobody, not a soul around
I laid myself out, I was so tired
And I started to dream
In the morning the parking tickets were just
Like a flag stuck on my window screen
I says, "hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby"
"Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Hey, you, get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, hey, you

Hey, you, I'll find my own cloud.

Feoras and Tercania islands

Get off of my cloud.The Stones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUDMzhlefMs

Vampkyrie, Lake of fur, and Tercania islands

Brocklandia wrote:'Cause, you know, no one remembers that Boitano competed in the Olympics.

But when Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold he did two Salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blindfold and when he was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears he used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair.

The plague docter wrote:i meant unexcused absences, so more like cutting

That's not good. School is important and needs to be taken seriously. Once you've finished, then you can do as you please with your time.

Zany Zanes and Ekkab

The plague docter wrote:you see the dilemma here?

No.

You have one thing that is required of you at your age, everything else is just gravy.

Business first, then play.

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Tercania islands

The plague docter wrote:you know, i know what youre saying is true, i just dont like the fact that its true

And that, my young friend, is why adults drink.

*Downs his bourbon in one gulp and signals for another*

Feoras, Vampkyrie, Brocklandia, and Zany Zanes

The plague docter wrote:you know, i know what youre saying is true, i just dont like the fact that its true

That's been me, learning that I have to study for finals week this week.

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Helmsi

Jehovahs witness

The day of judgement hath arrived.

Then it'll come again tomorrow, as it did yesterday, because it's everyday.

Sparkly vampires

*Drags Cnn10 student news with carl azuzto the kitchen for an interview*

Why?

Lampastan wrote:But when Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold he did two Salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blindfold and when he was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears he used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair.

True, and that part where his biographer recounts how he died by jumping into that vat of acid to save that basket full of kittens?--Chokes me up every time.

I mean, who would waste a perfectly good basket full of tasty kittens like that? People can be so cruel. Props to Boitano for giving his life to end hunger in a small part of the world. A true hero.

Jehovahs witness and Lampastan

The plague docter wrote:i have 4 hours of time to do stuff after school till 9 PM, but school has 7 hours of the day, you see the dilemma here?

Of course I see the dilemma. You only have one school to burn down, so do you use kerosene, gasoline, or diesel fuel? It's an important choice, and you have to get it right the first time. Personally, I recommend diesel fuel with a starter of gasoline. Diesel fuel doesn't evaporate, so you can take your time and apply the accelerant properly; but diesel fuel is less flammable and harder to get ignited, so for that you'll need some gasoline to kick-start the burning process.

You were wise to come to us with your dilemma. I'm always happy to share the lessons I've learned through my experiences.

And next time, I can tell you how to survive in prison after you're arrested for arson.

Feoras, Jehovahs witness, and Zany Zanes

Drunkndisorderly wrote:yes, I am the head of diplomacy and Embassies

That's a diplomatic way of putting it. ;)

Lake of fur

Pompinare wrote:Why?

Oo!--Oo! I know the answer to this one! It's ... uh ... "because"?

Lake of fur

Pompinare wrote:Why?

Because you were banned for immature behavior but you persisted, even lying with your first post with an alternate account.

Pompinare wrote:Uh, Why was Anacin banned? I'm a good friend of him, and I was wondering why?

Get the hint, you are currently banned from the Bar region. Your circumventing that ban isn't making your case any better.

Go play with your nations elsewhere for a while. Perhaps in time you will mature, look back on your behavior and think 'man, I was acting really stupid'. Until then, you are persona non grata in this region and, as you have discovered, many other regions with ties to the adults who your behavior has annoyed.

Give it a rest, It's a big game and there are lots of other places to play.

Feoras, Jehovahs witness, Pompinare, and Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart

Lake of fur wrote:Because you were banned for immature behavior but you persisted, even lying with your first post with an alternate account.
Get the hint, you are currently banned from the Bar region. Your circumventing that ban isn't making your case any better.

Go play with your nations elsewhere for a while. Perhaps in time you will mature, look back on your behavior and think 'man, I was acting really stupid'. Until then, you are persona non grata in this region and, as you have discovered, many other regions with ties to the adults who your behavior has annoyed.

Give it a rest, It's a big game and there are lots of other places to play.

Thank you, Lake. You have fulfilled the only reason I made this account. To Find a Reason why I was banned. Have a Good Christmas Everyone.

Post by Helmsi suppressed by Lake of fur.

Happy Christmas everyone, and for a limited time we got a DISCOUNT FOR THE AGES

PRIME RIB
Angus aged 45 days, dry rubbed with a homemade seasoning blend and cured for two days before roasting low and slow. Served with: au jus | creamy horseradish sauce.
8 oz

16 oz

24 oz

40oz | The Baby Dane

50oz | The Franzilla

58oz | The Belt Busting Khraisat

64oz | The Big Bugalski

72oz | The Amazing Alyssa DiGilio

80oz | The McIlveighty

88oz | The Mighty Lind

96oz | The Legendary Halaka

106oz | The Great Dane

125oz | The Holy Schmidt

135oz | Shouldn’t Kill You

160oz | The Al-Mighty

176oz | The Wrecking Ball

184oz | The Big One

360oz | The Bet

Other Steak
Every steak is USDA Midwestern Beef grilled over an open flame

6oz Filet & 6oz Lobster Tail
tender and lean filet | firm & sweet lobster tail |

6oz Filet & 3 Pan Seared Scallops
tender and lean filet| | sweet & delicate scallops | roasted garlic cream sauce

18oz Bone-In Ribeye

well marbled | rich & flavorful

16oz New York Strip

medium marbling | strong beefy flavour

16oz Dry Aged New York Strip

tender & nutty | intense beef flavour

6oz Filet

tender and lean

9oz Filet

tender and lean

seasonings: Au Poivre | blackened | cajun

sauces: bearnaise | brandy peppercorn | bleu cheese
SPECIALTY ENTREES
2oz South African Lobster Tail
cold water | firm & sweet

Alaskan King Crab Legs
split | steamed | drawn butter

Pan Seared Sea Bass*
delicate and flaky | white wine dill sauce

Panko Crusted Walleye
canadian | wild caught | mild & flaky | lemon parsley butter | roasted fingerling potatoes | grilled asparagus

Pan Seared Salmon*
scottish salmon | mild flavour | buttery texture | tarragon cream sauce

Roasted Chicken Breasts
sautéed spinach | parmesan cream sauce

Veal Marsala*
tender medallions | marsala cream sauce | button mushrooms

SALADS
add: grilled chicken | pan-seared salmon | pork belly with pineapple teriyaki glaze
Roasted Beet
baby spinach | roasted beets | avocado | red onions | goat cheese | balsamic dressing

Crab & Avocado
spring greens | avocado | Ward’s crabmeat salad | lime chipotle dressing

Strawberry Fields
mixed greens | red raspberries | orange slices | candied pecans | bellavitano cheese | strawberry vinaigrette

Caprese
fresh mozzarella | mini heirloom tomatoes | basil | balsamic vinegar

Chopped Salad
crisp iceberg lettuce | mini heirloom tomatoes | cucumbers | red onions | crumbled bleu cheese | tarragon dill

Wedge
crisp iceberg lettuce | bacon | mini heirloom tomatoes | shredded white cheddar | tarragon dill

Caesar
romaine lettuce | parmesan | housemade croutons | garlic caesar dressing

Garden Fresh House Salad
mixed greens | diced tomatoes | red onions | cucumbers | shredded sweet potato topping

SIDES
Truffle Creamed Corn

Cajun Mac & Cheese
add chicken or andouille sausage

Steamed Broccoli

Sweet Potato Fries

Steamed Asparagus with Hollandaise Sauce

Sautéed Forest Mushrooms

Sautéed Spinach

A stack of Onion Strings

Caramelized Brussels Sprouts

SOUPS
Lobster Bisque

rich and creamy

Chef’s Daily Soup

PASTA
choice of: cup of chef’s special soup| house salad

Lobster Ravioli
striped ravioli |white truffle cream sauce

Seafood Pasta
grilled shrimp | pan seared scallops | alfredo sauce

Butternut Squash Ravioli
Boursin cream sauce

STONEFIELD FLATBREADS
All Helmsi’s flatbreads are homemade, thin & crispy

Helmsi’s Prime Rib
prime rib | black olives | mild banana pepper rings | red onions | traditional red sauce

Cajun
spicy andouille sausage | mushrooms | red onions | traditional red sauce

Riviera
artichokes | mushrooms | mini heirloom tomatoes | classic pesto sauce

Margherita
mini heirloom tomatoes | fresh mozzarella | fresh basil

APPETIZERS
Seafood Platter
2 crab cakes | 3pan seared scallops | 12oz fresh south African lobster tail

Seafood Sampler
2 crab cakes | 3 pan seared scallops | grilled shrimp

Broiled Oysters with Brie
6 fresh oysters | creamy brie | garlic butter | paprika

Oysters on the Half Shell
6 fresh oysters | mignonette & cocktail sauces

Grilled Shrimp
charbroiled | finished with butter | hoisin sauce

Traditional Shrimp Cocktail
cold jumbo shrimp | housemade cocktail sauce

Kleber’s Crabby Patties
crab cakes | roasted red pepper cream sauce

Pan Seared Sea Scallops
sweet & delicate | strawberry balsamic sauce

South African Lobster Ravioli
striped ravioli | white truffle cream sauce

Cheese Plate
assorted cheeses | fresh fruit | crostini

Pork Belly
thick cut | pan seared | pineapple teriyaki glaze

Thinly Sliced Smoked Beef
smoked beef | kalamata tapenade | crostini

Fried Calamari
marinated in mint and garlic | housemade marinara sauce

Half Rack BBQ Pork Ribs
fall-off-the-bone tender ribs | sweet and tangy BBQ sauce

Bacon Wrapped Prime Rib Bites
enough said

LUNCH MENU
SANDWICHES
choice of: french fries | potato salad | coleslaw | cottage cheese

Signature Prime Rib
thinly sliced prime rib | grilled french baguette | add mushroom | onions

Helmsi’s Burger*
prime rib | mushrooms | onions | provolone | horseradish sauce| brioche bun

Classic Burger*
lettuce | tomato | onion

The Hartmann*
corned beef | fried egg

Point Burger*
sartori montamore cheese | bacon | truffle mayo | brioche bun

Point Cowboy Burger*
ghost pepper cheese | jalapeños | bacon

Peppercorn Burger*
roquefort cheese

Mushroom Swiss Burger*

Grilled Chicken
lettuce | tomato | red onion | rosemary mayo

Corned Beef Brisket
corned beef | whole grain mustard |grilled marbled rye

BLT
add avocado

Grilled 3 Cheese
cheddar | American | swiss | bacon | tomato

Helmsi’s Club
turkey | bacon | cheddar | lettuce | tomato | BBQ aioli | white toast

Reuben
corned beef | swiss cheese | 1000 island | sauerkraut | marbled rye

add: American | cheddar | pepper-jack | provolone | swiss cheese | bacon | mushrooms

STARTERS
Pork Belly
thick cut | pan seared | pineapple teriyaki glaze

Fried Calamari
marinated in mint and garlic | housemade marinara sauce

Sweet Potato Fries
seasoned

A stack of Onion Strings
housemade

Chef’s Daily Soup

Garden Fresh House Salad
mixed greens | diced tomatoes | red onions | cucumbers | shredded sweet potato topping

Caprese
fresh mozzarella | mini heirloom tomatoes | basil | balsamic vinegar

Read dispatch

ORDER NOW OF THIS MENU A GET A 50% DISCOUNT. ON EVERYTHING

Will we have any additions to the menu for Christmas?

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