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Seltzer boy

Pro thot group puppet 7 wrote:What do you mean toy with us

Bad touching... the bad touching...

Bilge rat ronnie, Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and 2 othersThe Grimm Reaper, and Hassel Lynch and Butcher

Lampastan

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands

The plague docter wrote:Honestly, ya, that's a good question, what are y'all gonna do with him?

*Hands them some spare punctuation marks*

Let's just say that you do want to be in the splash zone for this ride.

Feoras, Tercania islands, and The plague docter

Pro thot group puppet 7

Lake of fur wrote:*Looks the other way, not wishing to witness what's coming but knowing he wants to watch yet comprehending that there will be video showing the highlights at the Christmas party where that lush Cindy Lou will hang on him and slobber on his freshly-washed fur*

P-Please dont...

Seltzer boy wrote:Bad touching... the bad touching...

*eyes Seltzer boy knowing what he did to my other account*

Tercania islands and The Grimm Reaper

Lampastan

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands

The plague docter wrote:*grabs the extra [punctuation] marks.*

Ummm... Thanks?

*After a moment he adds a dictionary to the pile of extra commas, hyphens, ellipses...*

Don't mention it.

Feoras, Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and 1 otherThe Grimm Reaper

The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes

The shadow reads quietly to themselves, totally unaware of the happenings around them.

Bilge rat ronnie, Lake of fur, Tercania islands, and The Grimm Reaper

Thoonia

Anyone read Raymond Chandler?

Lake of fur, Tercania islands, and Coup plotters

Lake of fur

Zany Zanes wrote:The shadow reads quietly to themselves, totally unaware of the happenings around them.

*Hops over the counter and steps on the fingers of the Thot Puppet as it tries to not slide down to The Rejected Realms*

Tercania islands, Lardastan, and The Grimm Reaper

The Shadow of The Grimm Reaper

The Graveyard

All the life, colour, and positivity drains from the room, as the shadows lengthen and grow to allow The Grimm Reaper to step forth from them.

GREETINGS MORTALS!

'Eyes' The plague docter suspiciously.

I'LL HAVE A KLATCHIAN COFFEE, 'IRISHED' WITH ABSINTHE,...
...AND PERHAPS YOU CAN ADD A FEW PURPLE POPPIES, COCA LEAVES, AND A SELECTION OF POISONOUS FUNGI INTO IT? - LIKE THE DRINK I HAD FASHIONED HERE BEFORE.

Feoras, Enlightened sempiternity, Zany Zanes, and Tercania islands

Lardastan

Lake of fur wrote:*Hops over the counter and steps on the fingers of the Thot Puppet as it tries to not slide down to The Rejected Realms*

Some turds take two, even three flushes, hah-hah.

Tercania islands and The Grimm Reaper

Coup plotters

Thoonia wrote:Anyone read Raymond Chandler?

*Two of the plotters at the table raise their hands*

Good stuff. I like a nice, grim Jim Thompson story myself.

Thoonia

Thoonia

Coup plotters wrote:*Two of the plotters at the table raise their hands*

Good stuff. I like a nice, grim Jim Thompson story myself.

The guy who disappeared in Malaysia?

Lake of fur and Tercania islands

Coup plotters

Thoonia wrote:The guy who disappeared in Malaysia?

What? No. How does that even fit the context?

Jim Thompson the crime novelist. The Getaway, The Killer Inside Me, The Grifters, Pop. 1280, After Dark, My Sweet; among many others.

Lake of fur, Tercania islands, and Thoonia

Opstan

https://youtu.be/sI0TeFf6uD8

Seen my share of
Broken halos
Folded wings that used to fly
They've all gone
Wherever they go
Broken halos that used to shine

Angels come down
From the heavens
Just to help us on our way
Come to teach us
Then they leave us
And they find some other soul to save

Seen my share of
Broken halos
Folded wings that used to fly
They've all gone
Wherever they go
Broken halos that used to shine
Broken halos that used to shine

Don't go looking
For the reasons
Don't go asking
Jesus why?
We're not meant to know the answers
They belong to the by and by
They belong to the by and by

Seen my share of
Broken halos
Folded wings that used to fly
They've all gone
Wherever they go
Broken halos that used to shine
Broken halos that used to shine
Broken halos that used to shine
Broken halos that used to shine

Lake of fur and Tercania islands

Anacin

Opstan wrote:I ate rabbit stew once. It was pretty bland tasting. Like a bland chicken with bland broth.

A big bland bakery bought bland broth for brother Borris' bland but brimful bloody bacon bath.

Oh, lots of b's in that sentence there.

Pro thot group puppet 7 wrote:we were annoying

You just answered your own question.

Opstan and Tercania islands

Anacin

The plague docter wrote:hey Anacin, you made me find the region (and a job at) Yipmens Donut Shop, so now i can move out of The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop, and get a real apartment, so i just want to say thanks. even though you most likely dont care...

You are perfectly fine, you don't cause chaos, so you fine. Here.

Throws the bottle of wine.

Have it, on me

Tercania islands

Thoonia

Coup plotters wrote:What? No. How does that even fit the context?

Jim Thompson the crime novelist. The Getaway, The Killer Inside Me, The Grifters, Pop. 1280, After Dark, My Sweet; among many others.

Right. I got confused, looked up Jim Thomson and got even more confused. I see now.

Lake of fur and Tercania islands

Enlightened sempiternity

Brocklandia wrote:So let me guess: Step one is, "Don't beat on magic items with a really large hammer unless you're prepared for an explosion."

Well...it's one of those rules at least, not sure if it's first.

The Grimm Reaper wrote:All the life, colour, and positivity drains from the room, as the shadows lengthen and grow to allow The Grimm Reaper to step forth from them.

GREETINGS MORTALS!

'Eyes' The plague docter suspiciously.

I'LL HAVE A KLATCHIAN COFFEE, 'IRISHED' WITH ABSINTHE,...
...AND PERHAPS YOU CAN ADD A FEW PURPLE POPPIES, COCA LEAVES, AND A SELECTION OF POISONOUS FUNGI INTO IT? - LIKE THE DRINK I HAD FASHIONED HERE BEFORE.

Noting the change in atmosphere the Mistress of Magic looks up and smiles at the Grimm Reaper from her stool.

Fancy seeing you around.

Lake of fur, Tercania islands, and The Grimm Reaper

Vaxamous

Hello, what is this group about?

Tercania islands

The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes

Vaxamous wrote:Hello, what is this group about?

Checks the manifesto.

I don't know, are we even a group? I feel like calling us a group makes it seem more positive and willing than it really is.

Looks at the newcomer in suspicion.

Are you from management?

Feoras, Brocklandia, and Tercania islands

Tercania islands

Vaxamous wrote:Hello, what is this group about?

Walks up behind him from the shadows.
Welcome to The Bar on the corner of every region! Here you can, as The plague docter said, you can just about whatever you want! You can dine on raw brains,SPAM™, and many more things! Or you could just enjoy something alcoholic and go to bed early. If you'd like, you can just chat with anybody. A word of caution to this tale: If you break one of the rules, you have a high probability of getting ejected. Break the rules more than once, you're banned. We're very lenient, but we do have lines you can't cross. Enjoy your stay.
Sinks back into the shadows.

Feoras and Vaxamous

The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes

Tercania islands wrote:A word of caution to this tale: If you break one of the rules, you have a high probability of getting ejected. Break the rules more than once, you're banned. We're very lenient, but we do have lines you can't cross. Enjoy your stay.
Sinks back into the shadows.

Those rules are literally common sense rules. Don't SPAM and don't be overly liberal in your use of strong language.

Thinks a moment.

Well, also don't drink the tap water without signing a waiver, but that's just corporate covering their behinds.

United furry alliance, Feoras, Lake of fur, Tercania islands, and 1 otherThe plague docter

Tercania islands

Zany Zanes wrote:Those rules are literally common sense rules. Don't SPAM and don't be overly liberal in your use of strong language.

Touché.

Feoras, Lake of fur, and Zany Zanes

Bilge rat ronnie

The House at Pooh Corner

Thoonia wrote:Put all your baskets in one egg.

Honking big egg. I have quite the basket collection.

Seltzer boy wrote:I'm not old enough to lay eggs yet. I don't even shave.

One of your mothers needs to explain the birds and the bees to you, boy.

United furry alliance, Feoras, Lake of fur, Seltzer boy, and 2 othersTercania islands, and Thoonia

The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of Feoras

Zany Zanes wrote:I feel like calling us a group makes it seem more positive and willing than it really is

It really depends on the context: group of cultists, group of murder victims, group of friends...

Bilge rat ronnie wrote:One of your mothers needs to explain the birds and the bees to you, boy.

Why? It sounds like he's got it to me. It'll take a few more centuries before he'll evolve that trait.

Bilge rat ronnie, Lake of fur, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and 1 otherThe ww2 germans

The ww2 germans

*walks into the bar, expecting to be banned immediately for existing with this country*

Lake of fur and Tercania islands

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