The Bar on the corner of every region Board

Prusmia wrote:

Who said anyone wanted to be feral, how are you doing today Brock. Btw, do you know where I could get any winter gear? And I mean winter gear like -174 degrees F winter gear.

Try Mister Bob's of Antarctica, purveyors of fine winter apparel and leather bondage gear to the stars. _{Assuming two Jersey Shore extras qualify as "the stars."} But if you have to ask for the contact information, you can't afford it.

Drunkndisorderly, Tercania islands, and YouTube Inc

Brocklandia wrote:

I just paid someone 100 million dollars in pure solid gold, I can afford it.

Edited

Migrating Cheese wrote:

This week's Poetry competition winners

I have put a brief note saying why I chose this order, you may find my reasons a little cheesy.

The coveted third place goes to Brocklandia

What about the polar lights
that touch earth?
I have seen them on my voyage.
Vivid is my ship.
Looking there
I found an iridescence
opening a chatter
between self and ether.
I found a shoreline.
I found a face.
An uncharted face.
What can be said of life.
That I saw a ray breaking through,
saw the night pouring down.
The sky speaks to me and says
you will find shards,
unattended joy, pieces of sorrow.

Second place Maple Hockey Canadia blah-blah-blah.

First place Jehovahs witness blah-blah-blah.

Yay! Thank you, Migrating! Best judge ever. May your migrations be long and downhill all the way.

Oh, and congrats to the other winners!

Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, and YouTube Inc

Prusmia wrote:

I just paid someone 100 million dollars in pure solid gold, I can afford it.

So now you're broke and stuck with a block of fake gold?

Tercania islands wrote:

And people don't pay for the chocolate bar? How does it make money?

Make the chocolate bar get a job and then you'll see how it makes money.

Tercania islands and YouTube Inc

Brocklandia wrote:

So now you're broke and stuck with a block of fake gold?

No, I run a national popcorn industry that is currently valued at 1.3 billion USD. So I should be fine. And no I bought a spaceship with that gold since I had nothing else to use it for.

Tercania islands

Tercania islands wrote:

So you're using extortion and mind control to get your way?

That's called "marketing."

Tercania islands and Consuela de la Morrela

Brocklandia wrote:

Make the chocolate bar get a job and then you'll see how it makes money.

He's talking about the crown. *points to crown on the floor* it's a chocolate crown and when you put it on it makes chocolate out of nothing.

Prusmia wrote:

He's talking about the crown. *points to crown on the floor* it's a chocolate crown and when you put it on it makes chocolate out of nothing.

Ooo, so now the crown is too good to get a real job like the rest of us working stiffs? Well, let's just see how it pays its bar tab, shall we? I bet it'll be over by the jukebox selling pieces of itself for spare change before the dinner rush ends.

Tercania islands and YouTube Inc

Prusmia wrote:

No, I run a national popcorn industry that is currently valued at 1.3 billion USD. So I should be fine. And no I bought a spaceship with that gold since I had nothing else to use it for.

So, uhm, what does a popcorn magnate use a spaceship for?

Tercania islands

Brocklandia wrote:

So, uhm, what does a popcorn magnate use a spaceship for?

It's a long story. You have an eternity right since you don't really do much except wrestle with George downstairs for tips.

Tercania islands

Prusmia wrote:

Well if you want something less shiny I can bring out martha.

You should get into comedy, because you're really funny. Using threats of violence to get your way! What a riot!

Brocklandia wrote:

Try Mister Bob's of Antarctica, purveyors of fine winter apparel and leather bondage gear to the stars.

You're saying I can replace the bondage set you broke and find a nice hat at the same time? That's great!

Brocklandia wrote:

Hey, that's my spot to sell myself!

Brocklandia wrote:

That's called "marketing."

I thought it was just how I got the special to behave.

The road crew

Brocklandia wrote:

Oh, please. No one would date me. I mean, look around at where I work. Sometimes a job is a cry for help.

We're sure the calendar would date you, though they're a bit full at the moment.

Tercania islands wrote:

You should get into comedy, because you're really funny. Using threats of violence to get your way! What a riot!

You're saying I can replace the bondage set you broke and find a nice hat at the same time? That's great!
Hey, that's my spot to sell myself!

I thought it was just how I got the special to behave.

I already do, would you like to see my seashell collection.

Tercania islands

On second thought, I'll be back I need to use your restrooms and I don't care whats in them I can deal with it.

Tercania islands and Consuela de la Morrela

Tercania islands

The All Consuming Platform of YouTube Inc

Prusmia wrote:

On second thought, I'll be back I need to use your restrooms and I don't care whats in them I can deal with it.

May we pray that there's enough left of you to marinate.

Consuela de la Morrela

Brocklandia wrote:

are you suggesting the crown replace you?

YouTube Inc wrote:

are you suggesting the crown replace you?

No, but I'm suggesting it should clean up after itself so that I don't have to.

The road crew wrote:

We're sure the calendar would date you, though they're a bit full at the moment.

I think that dad-joke just dated you.

*walks out of the bathroom covered in slime and mud* well that was fun! Hey, brock can you verify that this is gold, not chocolate so I can pay with it.

Tercania islands wrote:

You're saying I can replace the bondage set you broke and find a nice hat at the same time? That's great!

I didn't "break" it. I ... Well, okay, I broke it--but it's your own fault for buying a cheap faux leather sex from that guy in the alley in West Hollywood. I mean, invest in quality gear in the first place, ya cheapo. Ain't I worth it?

_{Uhm, maybe don't answer that.}

Tercania islands wrote:

Hey, that's my spot to sell myself!

I think you've been, as they say, upstaged.

Tercania islands

Brocklandia wrote:

_{Uhm, maybe don't answer that.}

I think you've been, as they say, upstaged.

Depends on the item, but I'll respect your wishes and not answer the question.

Brocklandia

2 years 343 days ago

Prusmia wrote:

Depends on the item, but I'll respect your wishes and not answer the question.

*Gasp!* You see that, everyone? Somebody respects me! Finally!

Wait ... What does "respect" mean again?

Zany Zanes

2 years 343 days ago