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Arcticfoxxo wrote:look man I just work here

I'd like to speak to your manager! Nah, I'm kidding, I'm not a karen.

Prusmia wrote:I'd like to speak to your manager! Nah, I'm kidding, I'm not a karen.

we don't have a manager, the bar is run by an interlocking series of nanobots that interprets itself as a multidimensional construct capable of micromanaging several hundred complex tasks across the multi verse

Puppet Tyranacility wrote:The first thing, yes, he was before the nanites, they have nothing to do with him, rather strange given that they can meld and change the properties of biological materials, giving them new powers, but yes, he was that before the nanites. Second thing, ah well, brock might be confusing me with someone else, or rather another version of me, never know in this bar...

Let's just hope it isn't another alternate universe or time travel thing. I'd hate to go through the end of the universe. Speaking of which, did you know the only way to end the universe is by causing multiple events, which I shall not elaborate on, to occur in multiple different times and realities simultaneously. Don't ask how that works.

Hello! I'm new here!

Saye Amyra wrote:Hello! I'm new here!

cool, grab a bucket

Mindon wrote:Let's just hope it isn't another alternate universe or time travel thing. I'd hate to go through the end of the universe. Speaking of which, did you know the only way to end the universe is by causing multiple events, which I shall not elaborate on, to occur in multiple different times and realities simultaneously. Don't ask how that works.

yeah yeah we all know about the darkbody anomaly of calvin desmet in the pietrykau-fontaine array

How can I become a bartender here?

Saye Amyra wrote:How can I become a bartender here?

file an application and eat 3 snails, jump 3 times, rip up the application then talk to Brocklandia about posting a word with the higher ups and possibly consultation with lord Cthulu praise be

Arcticfoxxo wrote:file an application and eat 3 snails, jump 3 times, rip up the application then talk to Brocklandia about posting a word with the higher ups and possibly consultation with lord Cthulu praise be

Ok then :D

East Lodge wrote:*draws a butt*

Gasp! My cleverly planned genius artistic genius! Stolen!

Nuroblav

Zombie Penguins wrote:Congratulations Nuroblav. You have the option of judging the next poetry contest. You can choose the style and theme. Let us know.

Aight so the theme for this poetry contest is the moon. Fire away bar!

Brocklandia wrote:Sure! We'll take anything that even resembles money. We're flexible for payments.

Ah I see, well our Raddsian is minted in our factoryís in our home planet of Radd. Itís fairly stable, whatís the conversion rate here?

The Head of trading Affairs wrote:Ah I see, well our Raddsian is minted in our factoryís in our home planet of Radd. Itís fairly stable, whatís the conversion rate here?

Well, all conversions are made by our mathematically maniacal cashier, Flo. Just try not to get too close when you pay, she might grab you. Pay with exact change by the way, she doesn't have the patience for counting coins.

Saye Amyra wrote:How can I become a bartender here?

Practice, practice, practice.

The Head of trading Affairs wrote:Ah I see, well our Raddsian is minted in our factoryís in our home planet of Radd. Itís fairly stable, whatís the conversion rate here?

We'll give you a 50% conversion rate for the Bar. The other 50% will go to me. But don't call it a "bribe"--consider it a "processing fee."

Brocklandia wrote:We'll give you a 50% conversion rate for the Bar. The other 50% will go to me. But don't call it a "bribe"--consider it a "processing fee."

nah its taxes

Zombie Penguins wrote:
https://imgur.com/AuLyzpM

I know, I know. It's almost an addiction ... and there's no 12 Steps program for that, is there?

Jehovahs Witness wrote:Ahh, that contract you signed may be outdated... There was a law passed recently that rendered any contracts of body exclusivity that last up to 2064 null and void, since a certain subgroup of ghosts with a certain holy year lobbied for it and the politicians in charge of these things are guzzling bribes like no one's business. Though yours could and probably is still effectual, actually. Lazy bums can't be arsed to actually remove the binding part of the contracts. All show and no do.

So, cut to the chase: Is it my turn to draw a butt next?

Could I have 2 bottles of 95 proof whisky and 3 shot glasses?
*slides a wooden Nickle that has a poorly carved $100 on it*

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Lemon 2 wrote:Could I have 2 bottles of 95 proof whisky and 3 shot glasses?
*slides a wooden Nickle that has a poorly carved $100 on it*

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Oh, you don't want to know my opinions. Several of them involve mass barbecuing of lemmings. Orange marinade. Yum.

Meanwhile ... Yo!--Calling Duncan the Delivery Doggo! Order up for delivery to Lemon 2. And don't drool in the shot glasses this time, please.

Brocklandia wrote:Is it my turn to draw a butt next?

No! I call dibs! It's my turn for butt drawing privileges!

Brocklandia wrote:So, cut to the chase: Is it my turn to draw a butt next?

Tercania Islands wrote:No! I call dibs! It's my turn for butt drawing privileges!

Sure, I have a spare barrel of them I can lug up. Plenty of butts to draw for the both of you. It's a variety pack too.

Tercania Islands wrote:No! I call dibs! It's my turn for butt drawing privileges!

Shouldn't you ask whose butt you'll be drawing on? I mean, I don't care, personally; but some people get all bent out of shape about the available choices.

Jehovahs Witness wrote:Sure, I have a spare barrel of them I can lug up. Plenty of butts to draw for the both of you. It's a variety pack too.

My first inclination is to inquire about "purple-assed baboon" butts, but those look like they've already been drawn on, which would cramp my artistic license. So ... what do you have in the "howler monkey" category?

Okay, people, learn from my mistake. When the police ask you "Do you want a lawyer," and correct answer is not "No, thanks, I couldn't eat another bite."

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