The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

I would willingly admit that I killed The Artist

Mastald wrote:

What?

Haha ha ha ha. He's just joking. Pardon me for a sec, I need to speak with him in private. *whispers to Puppet tyranacility* Are you insane? We just took care of this mess, if you end up pissing off Mastald again, I won't be helping you this time! Seriously, I will not hesitate to sacrifice you in order to placate the masses.

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

He seems decent and logical
Either way
*Looks towards the General and waves*
Now
Starts working on the code for the Swarm
Small negative buzzing sounds start occurring as the code starts blocking access
*Fluent swearing

Oh? What's going on with your code? Perhaps you're bad at coding.

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

No
Just some blockers that I put up for fun and practicality
Positive buzzing noises
That's better

It sounds like you're trying to lie to me in order to avoid looking like an idiot.

Mindon wrote:

It sounds like you're trying to lie to me in order to avoid looking like an idiot.

*Sigh*
Either way I made a bit of a stupid decision by doing so
Nanites perk up:
You really did foul up there host
They quieten down
Removes the problematic code

Mastald wrote:

*phone buzzes*
Oh, hey. Look at this.

GOVERMENT REORGANIZATION! NEW LEADER TO BE ELECTED!

by Mastald

Today, the government of Mastald has been reorganized. The country has been divided into 50 regions, with a variety of sub-regions. Each region will send a delegate to the national assembly, which will be lead by a leader elected by the entire country. Elections will open tomorrow and end the next day. Everyone, please remember to vote in the upcoming election. It is the only way to make your voices heard. After a new leaders is chosen, The Mindon Oversight Office will hand over power.

Read dispatch

Oh boy
Hope Mindon's happy about that

Haiku are easy
Just 17 syllables
Split among 3 lines

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

*Sigh*
Either way I made a bit of a stupid decision by doing so
Nanites perk up:
You really did foul up there host
They quieten down
Removes the problematic code

Maybe you're not cut out for being a host for a swarm of nanites after all.

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

Oh boy
Hope Mindon's happy about that

I don't care. As long as they keep engaging in valuable trade deals, sending us a share of their taxes, allowing us to hide our drug trades via their customs office, and sending me those nice chocolates they make, they can do whatever they want.

Zombie Penguins wrote:

Oh, did you accidentally drink the water? *Slides over a beer* Have some shnozzlefoam until a stomach pump is available.

Just don't. I'm still a bit wary and cautious of what I put in me.

Zombie Penguins wrote:

That's a good policy. Especially here. Just look at the bowls of complimentary nuts and pretzels. They're always full but no one ever refills them! Who knows what else is in them?

I mean it.

Eripolis wrote:

Just don't. I'm still a bit wary and cautious of what I put in me.

Wait. You drank the water? Oh great, now the city is gonna flood again. By the way, has the flooding receding yet? I mean it's been a while since it happened, right?

Mindon wrote:

Wait. You drank the water? Oh great, now the city is gonna flood again. By the way, has the flooding receding yet? I mean it's been a while since it happened, right?

I think the water level is down enough to where most people don't care about it anymore.

Eripolis wrote:

pulls out his 1911 and chambers a round

Do I have to repeat myself? It's 12 AM and I'm tired and want to get home. I'm lost.

Why didn't you say so? Just go out those doors, take a left then two rights, then go straight until you reach the broken sign, another left, then follow the decomposing fellow and you'll be able to see your home after a mile.

Eripolis wrote:

stops at doorway, and speaks slurred

What kind of answer is that?

A nonsensical one?

Eripolis wrote:

Are you trying to be funny or are you trying to get me mad?

I'm going to pick funny. But if your sense of humor is shot this evening, feel free to have another whiskey.