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East lodge wrote:Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!

*your eyes glaze over and become white pupils*

*breaths*
FINALLY! A body...

ok

East lodge

Starving artist

Art

Songs you dont understand wrote:Can I replace Lake of fur?

Here, some song:

aNi Tamrazyan - Life is Amazing
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ghpEhIeCTHs

They will be back — they always come back.

East lodge, The Grimm Reaper, and Songs you dont understand

When should I end the poetry contest?

Starving artist

Songs you dont understand wrote:Can I replace Lake of fur?

Here, some song:

aNi Tamrazyan - Life is Amazing
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ghpEhIeCTHs

how dare you attempt to stand where he stood

Tercania islands, East lodge, The Grimm Reaper, Starving artist, and 2 othersSongs you dont understand, and Duncan the delivery doggo

Hey dudes!

Brocklandia, Drunkndisorderly, Tercania islands, East lodge, and 1 otherDuncan the delivery doggo

Duncan the delivery doggo

Gujarat parma wrote:Hey dudes!

Wooof woof (Translation) Wassup!

Drunkndisorderly, Tercania islands, and East lodge

Arcticfoxxo wrote:*opens window and throws rock at the moon*

Can we use any operating system to throw rocks at the moon, or is that a Windows-only function?

Tercania islands and East lodge

Songs you dont understand wrote:Can I replace Lake of fur?

If you grow your hair out for a few centuries, you might have enough to apply for Lake's position. But make sure you watch out for split ends--they can metastasize if you don't deal with them before they're six meters long.

East lodge and Songs you dont understand

Brocklandia wrote:Can we use any operating system to throw rocks at the moon, or is that a Windows-only function?

it can work with linux but the materials are expensive

East lodge

Songs you dont understand

Brocklandia wrote:If you grow your hair out for a few centuries, you might have enough to apply for Lake's position. But make sure you watch out for split ends--they can metastasize if you don't deal with them before they're six meters long.

*In Filipino Accent*
Ayo, Chisht e

I'm actually a Filipino

East lodge

East lodge

Tercania islands and Songs you dont understand

Tercania islands and East lodge

Songs you dont understand

East lodge

Songs you dont understand wrote:*In Filipino Accent*
Ayo, Chisht e

I'm actually a Filipino

And what does that have to do with metastasizing split ends?

Tercania islands and Songs you dont understand

Nuroblav wrote:When should I end the poetry contest?

Now. The weekend poetry contest has ended. A winner will be picked soon.

Brocklandia and Nuroblav

Songs you dont understand

Brocklandia wrote:And what does that have to do with metastasizing split ends?

Just turned crazy, my mind is unstable. I have ADHD.

Zombie Penguins wrote:Now. The weekend poetry contest has ended. A winner will be picked soon.

Wait do I pick or you? First time doing this I guess :D

Baloo Kingdom wrote:If this post gets 40 likes I will literally reveal the side of my refrigerator.

Songs you dont understand wrote:Just turned crazy, my mind is unstable. I have ADHD.

Why on earth do you have a mind? Get rid of it immediately. Minds live in brains, zombies eat brains, and the moment the Zombie Penguins hear you have a brain they'll be all over you with their pecky little bills. They'd probably prefer if you have a fish brain, but they likely aren't that picky.

Zombie Penguins and Songs you dont understand

Puppet tyranacility

Brocklandia wrote:So you're saying quantum physics and the expanding universe theory would be easier to understand if everything was made of lemon-lime flavored Kool-Aid? Well, how do you know it isn't?

Well, maybe in one very far off and distant universe it is made up of that stuff, but otherwise it's a simply theory, well the expanding universe one at least, quantum is another ball game all together.

Arisyan wrote:

40 total, or 40 in this region? Because we have a meat locker and a huge walk-in customer trap ... ah, cooler. Your refrigerator cannot compete.

Plus, after two hours, you've yet to get a single like here. I'd suppress your comment as an inferior announcement without buying a drink first per the Bar's rules, but that just seems excessively harsh now, doesn't it?

Arisyan

Nuroblav wrote:Wait do I pick or you? First time doing this I guess :D

You pick, Mx. Judge. Whoever you pick gets to judge next weekend's contest, so choose someone you really want to punish.

Zombie Penguins and Nuroblav

Puppet tyranacility wrote:Well, maybe in one very far off and distant universe it is made up of that stuff, but otherwise it's a simply theory, well the expanding universe one at least, quantum is another ball game all together.

"Ball game"? I thought we just established that all reality is a sugary kids' drink mix, sans water.

Fun fact: If you were to lay out every human's small intestines end to end around the world, the entire population would die.

Zombie Penguins, Jehovahs witness, East lodge, and Mindon

Brocklandia wrote:Fun fact: If you were to lay out every human's small intestines end to end around the world, the entire population would die.

I think the same could also be said of fish, moose, cats, birds, and possibly penguins, though it's hard to say because penguins are weird.

Zombie Penguins, East lodge, and Mindon

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