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Mirrorman wrote:Hi

Hello!
Or, as they say in Canada,
Hello, eh!

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:Or, as they say in Canada,
Hello, eh!

Can confirm. Weather has been a bit hockey favourable, eh?

Arcticfoxxo wrote:he's implying in nsfw acts, dont worry, i'm not even an actual girl anyway :P

Since when do one or more of the participants have to be a girl? Heck, according to Zombie Penguins' browser history, they don't even have to be alive.

Really, ZB, you should probably trim down your collection of Golden Girls zombie porn.

Duncan the Delivery Doggo wrote:Brocklandia why were u implying that between vixe and I lol.

I never imply anything. I'm a person completely without implication.

Or was that scruples? Maybe I'm a person completely without scruples, instead.

Jehovahs Witness wrote:[i]After deliberation, I have decided. In third place, I put... Brocklandia. I hear you get a coupon for a free $60 meal at Red Lobster by this point, so check your mailbox.

Yay! Thank you! My trophy shelf is nearing capacity, thanks to this win!

East Lodge wrote:Hey Brocklandia
Can I please posses you...?
Pretty please....
I want a body again

No, because:

  • One needs a brain in order to be possessed, and as anyone here will tell you, I gots none of those brain-things. Heck, even Zombie Penguins leaves me alone.

  • I'm not through using it, and you can't have it until I'm done. According to that contract I signed, I have exclusive use of this body through sometime in 2064, which will be two years after the world explodes, but why quibble on details.

Brocklandia wrote:
  • I'm not through using it, and you can't have it until I'm done. According to that contract I signed, I have exclusive use of this body through sometime in 2064, which will be two years after the world explodes, but why quibble on details.

  • Ahh, that contract you signed may be outdated... There was a law passed recently that rendered any contracts of body exclusivity that last up to 2064 null and void, since a certain subgroup of ghosts with a certain holy year lobbied for it and the politicians in charge of these things are guzzling bribes like no one's business. Though yours could and probably is still effectual, actually. Lazy bums can't be arsed to actually remove the binding part of the contracts. All show and no do.

    Tercania Islands wrote:Can confirm. Weather has been a bit hockey favourable, eh?

    Quite so, eh. How aboot that [insert hockey team here because I don't sports], eh?

    Congratulations Nuroblav. You have the option of judging the next poetry contest. You can choose the style and theme. Let us know.

    Nuroblav

    East Lodge wrote:Have I been on this site for 2 years? Where has the time been?!

    The clock is on the wall over there. You can see "When will Brock clean this" written in the dust on it.

    Brocklandia wrote:Really, ZB, you should probably trim down your collection of Golden Girls zombie porn.

    https://imgur.com/AuLyzpM

    Gimme a drink bartender

    Mindon wrote:Huh, didn't know about the gravity god part, was that before or after the nanites?
    I don't know, could have been. I mean we don't usually give them medical treatment. We just kill them, throw them into the bio vats and reclone them. Normally the AAA handles this kind of thing but we figured as long as we had the tech and a desire not to pay the fees, we might as well do it for them.

    The first thing, yes, he was before the nanites, they have nothing to do with him, rather strange given that they can meld and change the properties of biological materials, giving them new powers, but yes, he was that before the nanites. Second thing, ah well, brock might be confusing me with someone else, or rather another version of me, never know in this bar...

    Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:Quite so, eh. How aboot that [insert hockey team here because I don't sports], eh?

    Better than them wingers from America, eh?

    Brocklandia wrote:Since when do one or more of the participants have to be a girl? Heck, according to Zombie Penguins' browser history, they don't even have to be alive.

    Really, ZB, you should probably trim down your collection of Golden Girls zombie porn.

    expected tbh

    Nuroblav

    Zombie Penguins wrote:Congratulations Nuroblav. You have the option of judging the next poetry contest. You can choose the style and theme. Let us know.

    Shall have a think.

    Nuroblav oi, non euclidian beings, objects and existences must have gloves when coming into contact with euclidian instances of existence

    Nuroblav

    Nuroblav

    Arcticfoxxo wrote:Nuroblav oi, non euclidian beings, objects and existences must have gloves when coming into contact with euclidian instances of existence

    Will non-euclidian gloves do? ^_^

    Nuroblav wrote:Will non-euclidian gloves do? ^_^

    *looks at notes* yeah those'll do

    Nuroblav

    Brocklandia wrote:No, because:

    • One needs a brain in order to be possessed, and as anyone here will tell you, I gots none of those brain-things. Heck, even Zombie Penguins leaves me alone.

    • I'm not through using it, and you can't have it until I'm done. According to that contract I signed, I have exclusive use of this body through sometime in 2064, which will be two years after the world explodes, but why quibble on details.

    Oh...

    *poofs away the back*

    Zombie Penguins wrote:The clock is on the wall over there. You can see "When will Brock clean this" written in the dust on it.

    *draws a butt*

    Nuroblav

    Arcticfoxxo wrote:*looks at notes* yeah those'll do

    Yay!

    Hey, how exactly do you guys deliver food across the multi-verse I've always wondered.

    Prusmia wrote:Hey, how exactly do you guys deliver food across the multi-verse I've always wondered.

    well you see, someone orders food, we set it down at a table, and poof, it rematerializes at the location of the person that placed the order

    Arcticfoxxo wrote:well you see, someone orders food, we set it down at a table, and poof, it rematerializes at the location of the person that placed the order

    Then why do you employ a delivery doggo?

    Prusmia wrote:Then why do you employ a delivery doggo?

    look man I just work here

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