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Lemmingtopias wrote:Many apologies.

One Metaxa on ice please, Barkeep, and whatever you are having.

*The penguin takes over the Metaxa and unsuppresses the post*

Mindon wrote:You know what, let's all break the ice a little. Here's a question for everyone,

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ZOMBIE STORY?

I'm not a fan of zombies.

Brocklandia wrote:Ah. Then: M. R. Carey's The Girl With All the Gifts.

Sounds interesting, can you give me a synopsis?

Zombie Penguins wrote:I'm not a fan of zombies.

I guess you'd be overexposed.

Mindon wrote:I guess you'd be overexposed.

Eh, we canít blame em, I mean, we as a whole enjoy the silence of not being harassed by everyone as to why we exist as a whole being and not a 4th dimensional god of gravity, a colony of nanites, and a regular person, though I guess my eyes and voice are contrary to being normal along with my hairdo. I donít understand the others who can live with such hair.
Abyssal starts to grumble about not being from the fourth dimension while the nanites complain about wanting to be known to the world, a silent debate raging between the three, resulting in an audible groan

Brocklandia wrote:Didn't you just need several painful injections of an experimental antibiotic to get rid of "the usual" a couple of weeks ago? Now you want to start the whole process over again? Your local medical clinic must adore you.

No, that was someone else, I think that was an aide that was murdered, Mindon was that an aide, or was that me? I canít remember for the lives of us.

Puppet Tyranacility wrote:Eh, we canít blame em, I mean, we as a whole enjoy the silence of not being harassed by everyone as to why we exist as a whole being and not a 4th dimensional god of gravity, a colony of nanites, and a regular person, though I guess my eyes and voice are contrary to being normal along with my hairdo. I donít understand the others who can live with such hair.
Abyssal starts to grumble about not being from the fourth dimension while the nanites complain about wanting to be known to the world, a silent debate raging between the three, resulting in an audible groan

Huh, didn't know about the gravity god part, was that before or after the nanites?

Puppet Tyranacility wrote:No, that was someone else, I think that was an aide that was murdered, Mindon was that an aide, or was that me? I canít remember for the lives of us.

I don't know, could have been. I mean we don't usually give them medical treatment. We just kill them, throw them into the bio vats and reclone them. Normally the AAA handles this kind of thing but we figured as long as we had the tech and a desire not to pay the fees, we might as well do it for them.

Brocklandia wrote:Do ... you two need a room? I think we have some open ones upstairs.

Honestly, sometimes I think we need a "spay and neuter" program around here.

nah

Zombie Penguins wrote:I'm not a fan of zombies.

*Pauses, starts to say something, then shakes his head and moves on*

Zombie Penguins wrote:The weekend poetry contest has begun. Jehovahs Witness will be judging your surprise poems.

Surprise!--It's a poem.
No one expects poems on Monday morn
Tremble before greatness--
This one will win me that Third Place for sure.

Oh, hey I ordered some mozzarella sticks a while ago and man they are great, btw here's to settle my tab. *puts down 30 dollar bill for a tip to Mr. Delivery Doggo.*

Hey Brocklandia
Can I please posses you...?

Pretty please....

I want a body again

East Lodge wrote:Hey Brocklandia
Can I please posses you...?

Pretty please....

I want a body again

well what happened to your old one

Arcticfoxxo wrote:well what happened to your old one

I don't know and that's why I'm trapped here

East Lodge wrote:I don't know and that's why I'm trapped here

in the bar? we all are

Brocklandia wrote:Well, that's a lot less fun.

Well its not even a toy goodness. And the first lightsaber made in real real life was made posted on youtube

Arcticfoxxo wrote:in the bar? we all are

I think I was a zombie...

Idk
So Imma posses BrockyBoo and have a body!

The Witness stirs from their slumber and looks around sleepily.

Mondays, the itinerary... And that execution... No wait, that's just a meeting, although... Oh, and the poetry contest. Let's see the entries.

Brocklandia wrote:A poem, entitled "Third Place":

In this bar,
you can make bank
by writing a poem
based on the word "spank"

Is this surprising? I'm not sure. Nice wordplay though. Also, there's this other one

Brocklandia wrote:Surprise!--It's a poem.
No one expects poems on Monday morn
Tremble before greatness--
This one will win me that Third Place for sure.

Well, this one sounds good for sure, I can appreciate a good surprise. Unlike those lawyers.

Nuroblav wrote:Jehovahs Witness, me poem:

This is a poem
Well, if you don't wanna know 'em,
I'll gladly show the exit
So you won't waste time with this s-

*is suddenly blown out of the bar by a strong gust of wind*

I'm probably out of touch from spending all my time dealing with dreamscape lawyers and the IRS, but I don't quite get this, clever wind timing though. A+ for that weather wizard.

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:A poem, entitled "Canada"
Canada
A country
North?
Are you sure aboot that?
Doesn't matter.
Alaska.

Also, did you know that most Americans think that Alaska is an island west of Hawaii? Now there's a surprise.
What do you mean, "Alaska borders Canada?" Don't you know anything aboot anything?

That's interesting formation, an interesting take on surprise-related poetry.

East Lodge wrote:The sky, the birds, the trees
Minecraft nature shouldn't have bees

That's a nice poetic form, and I assume that this has surprised you? Maybe so, all up to the whims of fate and the dreamscape IRS.

After deliberation, I have decided. In third place, I put... Brocklandia. I hear you get a coupon for a free $60 meal at Red Lobster by this point, so check your mailbox.

In second place, I put... East Lodge. For his attempt at being relevant and poetic, two things with increasingly little overlap these days, I'll send him some sort of prize later on, whatever I dredge up from others' valuables.

In first place, Nuroblav! Congratulations, I liked your poem, and the well-timed wind from that wizard is good too, it's a pain in the butt to get weather wizards to do what you want. Full honors for winning, and my personally prepared prize is down in the basement, just follow the liquid darkness to the basement under that one.

Brocklandia wrote:Do ... you two need a room? I think we have some open ones upstairs.

Honestly, sometimes I think we need a "spay and neuter" program around here.

What are you implying here Brock?

Arcticfoxxo wrote:in the bar? we all are

Yeah the people who walk out just like pop back into the bar its weird.

Transports they all have

Duncan the Delivery Doggo wrote:What are you implying here Brock?

he's implying in nsfw acts, dont worry, i'm not even an actual girl anyway :P

Duncan the Delivery Doggo wrote:What are you implying here Brock?
Yeah the people who walk out just like pop back into the bar its weird.

Attempts to clean ears
Is that doggie not woofing? I thought it went woof woof...

Arcticfoxxo wrote:he's implying in nsfw acts, dont worry, i'm not even an actual girl anyway :P

Wooof woof :/ (Translation) Yeah I figured that (Not that you were not a girl but that Brock was you know, being crazy.)Brocklandia why were u implying that between vixe and I lol?

Tercania Islands wrote:Attempts to clean ears
Is that doggie not woofing? I thought it went woof woof...

Woof wooof (Translation) Sorry I was trying out a translator someone gave me it doesn't feel natural though so i'm not using it anymore.

Have I been on this site for 2 years? Where has the time been?!

Duncan the Delivery Doggo wrote:Wooof woof :/ (Translation) Yeah I figured that (Not that you were not a girl but that Brock was you know, being crazy.)

yeee, still prefer to be referred to as she tho

Duncan the Delivery Doggo wrote:Wooof woof :/ (Translation) Yeah I figured that (Not that you were not a girl but that Brock was you know, being crazy.)Brocklandia why were u implying that between vixe and I lol?

Woof wooof (Translation) Sorry I was trying out a translator someone gave me it doesn't feel natural though so i'm not using it anymore.

*Walks in with something that has a ban hammer and nazis on is banned*
When I made this list of not likeing memes, I was wrong about its power
Nazis: Hello there
ME: Hm?
Nazis: Time to make nazi colony here
(A few mins later)
*When I found out there was a nazi spaming in the UNP*

Me: Not to day Nazis
Nazis: We will push you off this time
Me: nope........

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